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<suraka> there should be a GTA3 mod to see how many prostitutes you can sleep with in 5mins
<Lynkx> there is, its called college |
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<Edwards> what's wrong with having 20 thousand pictures of little boys?
<Edwards> lmao
<porkbelly> umm
<Edwards> lmfao
<porkbelly> I can think of 20,000 things wrong with that |
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<vsync> anyone have phone# for ogw-iii ?
<ogw-iii> yeah I think I might |
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<bleak> oh god
<bleak> my girlfriend has either the worst or ebst timing ever
<somniloquy> just caught you whacking off?
<somniloquy> and offered to lend a hand?
<bleak> somniloquy: well, no, I was, and she called me JUST as I finished. |
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<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to show you how little you know of the net, you can just check out the google cache here and OH MY GOD THE HORRAR |
#11934 (112/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do |
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<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas?
<BlakHawc> A simple one: be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller.
<Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out?
<BlakHawc> Jarp: Well, only if you're a toon. Otherwise, you're pretty much fucked. |
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<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time |
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<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby
<DukeNukem> kdoom: like beastiality?
<kdoom> perfect |
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< Danelope> I know what I need.
< Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine.
<@harb> Shoeshine?
<@harb> wt?
<@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up. |
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<strlen> vw buses rock.
<gibichung> i don't think the buses rock on their own |
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[^Ryan^]: welcome to the real world she said to me
[Epi]: Possible second line to ^Ryan^'s poem "as she took of her pants and turned into a he" |
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Frondz: dude, 3.3 kb/s upload?
Frondz: i hope you give your cable company the heil hitler evrey day
Frondz: because they are some fucking nazis |
#23541 (104/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* jimmiejaz is watching Name of the Rose.
[avicenna] i was watching it too
[avicenna] that and kama sutra
[jimmiejaz] pervert.
[avicenna] hey, it's a story about love.
[jimmiejaz] so that's what it's called now.
[avicenna] man, i wish i were living in 16th century india.
[avicenna] it seems like all they did was have sex.
[avicenna] and if they weren't having sex, they were learning about it. |
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<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?
<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke? |
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<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
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<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.
<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under? i Know u want me under ;)
<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.
<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...
<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."
<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas.... |
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<Alan> i remember trying to back up my entire C:\windows directory to CD
<Alan> i ended up with a gazillion coasters before i realized i was trying to burn the swap file |
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<flint`> well
<flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea
<flint`> they have completely abolished sexism
<flint`> and now they all just act like girls |
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<svenmonk> My dad had a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra
<PoisonPen> In his pants? |
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<snow_veil> my system tray icons are multiplying
<snow_veil> it's like some divine force
<YucA> snow_veil WTF
<snow_veil> soon they'll take over my taskbar
<snow_veil> and jump my quicklaunch icons
* snow_veil smells a battle brewing |
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<C> l22r
<C> er. l33t. |
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<Akaishi> WTF, this box has TONNES of cherrios in it!
<Akaishi> wait, its a box of Cherrios
<Sam_Hoy)... |
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<Doc> I really liked the ending to Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, honestly.
<Doc> I thought it would be rather Lord of the Ringy, but it turned out to be quicker, better, and more emotional
<Yutz> You could have had Edward make out with Mr. Tumnus, then it would be nice and Lord of the Ringy
<Doc> My first thought wasn't "gross" but "I'm sure the internet has already done that" |
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<Agentimoline> what does fnord even mean
<Celti> Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
<Celti> Or if you prefer, fnord is toast without bread.
<Celti> Fnord is where they keep the unused serifs for sans-serif fonts.
<Celti> Fnord... is the echo of silence.
<Celti> Fnord is a colour only blind people can see.
<Celti> Fnord is why LISP has so many parentheses.
<Celti> Fnord is a four-leaf clover — with a missing leaf.
<Celti> Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
<Celti> Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
<Celti> Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
<Celti> Fnord lives in the empty space above the decimal point in that number.
<Celti> Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
<Celti> The fnords will eat you if you're not careful.
<Celti> If you try and see them.
<Celti> They're everywhere, if you look. But don't look. Fnord.
<Celti> Does that answer the question sufficiently?
<Celti> I can't really go on.
<Celti> It's too dangerous. |
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