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#6147 (108/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because people don't want to figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to no end
<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance. That'll rule! |
#6761 (125/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Domino> what are you doing?
<Elenkis> eating and drinking and being merry
<Elenkis> well, eating and dirnking anyway
<Elenkis> dirnking
<Elenkis> ...
<Elenkis> drinking
<Elenkis> and typing too fast |
#7947 (112/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time?
<cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries.
<mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand.
<d@n> "oh, hand! i mean cindy!" |
#8007 (117/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right. |
#8450 (107/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike today
<Tippytoes> he's cuddling piglet
<undrewb> aww thats nice
<undrewb> uh
<undrewb> thats not cuddling
<Tippytoes> or slipping him the pork sword
<Tippytoes> oh well
<undrewb> THATS ILLEGAL IN TASMANIA
<Tippytoes> piglet's happy
<Tippytoes> he's smiling
<jamesn> piglet is a bitch
<Tippytoes> or it could be a wince |
#10941 (122/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM. |
#11255 (117/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducks> I was looking through someone's eBay auctions
<ducks> and this is what I see listed
<ducks> * GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIN MINTS ORDER NOW!! *
<ducks> HAND PAINTED FLOWER POT VASE PICTURE FRAME
<ducks> SET OF 6 AMBER SUNFLOWER SALAD / FRUIT BOWLS
<ducks> THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL RAG DOLL
<ducks> STRIPPER VHS MOVIE |
#11593 (133/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death?
<mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
<mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
<Fireklar> I hate those bastards |
#92674 (264/646) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Contrast: Can someone point me in the direction where I can find out how to set up a home network, aside from just using NFS?
Khrajin: This way ------------> |
#151919 (54/122) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today
Hali: somebody called me a terrorist for it :O |
#153297 (106/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<travish> you're gonna get her hooked on amphetamines
<travish> rofl
<TheShining> you can't get hooked on adderall
<TheShining> i've been taking it for like 3 years |
#297440 (97/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<w0rm> i actually found this chat becuase CNN advertised it
<Magami_Yuuji> CNN advertised a IRC channel?
<w0rm> yes the were showing some twitter messages earlier and i saw this chan
<werdnativ> worm, I think CNN were referring to the twitter hashtag, not irc channel...
<w0rm> probably but this is how i found this chanComment: #iranelection
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#299702 (157/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< adamkuj> are there any good open source tools for working with Access DB's (mdb files)?
<@Dopey> rmComment: #evilgeeks
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#301628 (61/137) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pnbeast> How do you feel about neural networks, HappyHobo?
<HappyHobo> Is that like Amway?
<pnbeast> It's almost exactly not like Amway, HappyHobo. |
#306654 (58/128) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myself> white castle has toroidal chicken
<myself> Cheerios for breakfast, chicken rings and a bagel for lunch
<myself> pineapple and calamari for dinner, donut for dessert
<myself> a well-rounded diet |
#308025 (17/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RoKenn> he's sort of like the community pet, he keeps pooing on the couch, but we're too kindhearted to send him to the animal shelter |
#33284 (182/438) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU!
<tito> USE GIANT ANUS ATTACK |
#33390 (125/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jon> Someone signed me up for farm sex porno, penis enlargement and viagra; it's a nice thought.. but please don't. |
#33619 (158/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(freckles) my now 19 yr old cousin was like that about the same age. turns out she had ADD
(Triax) ?
(freckles) attention deficit disorder
(Eruntje) attention deficit .. hey lets go ride bikes! |
#33911 (119/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Neon[UK]> <=D
<@Rjx> penis flower?
<@Neon[UK]> happy hat >:| |
#34041 (187/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> this is crazy:
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> A 7-year-old boy was arrested and charged with sexually molesting a 5-year-old girl (Morristown, N.J., November). And an 8-year-old boy, accused of fondling four 7-year-old girls, agreed to enter sex-offender rehabilitation (Mount Clemens, Mich., December)
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> And a 12-year-old girl, who was improperly touched by a 40-year-old man (resulting in his conviction for lewd conduct), was revealed by court investigators to have voluntarily performed oral sex on, or intercourse with, at least 40 men (Monterey, Calif., February).
<Uranus> dude, whats sad is that 7 year old kids are getting laid and I'm not
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> lol Uranus
<|223|Bob|Duk> ROFL
<|223|Bob|Duk> so true...
<bleepstreet> cause he's got mad style
<ShminkyBoy> the 12 year old should be given some head doctor treatment
<bleepstreet> or a medal |
#38130 (86/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@depressed> After years of being lonely, somebody finally asked me to go out with her to the cinema.
<@depressed> Too bad she's my sister. |
#39517 (62/138) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Sohcahtoa] oh my god this tastes so damn good...why did I never think of this before? Filled a cup with ice, put in 2 oz of Vodka (Stoli) and filled the rest up with fruit punch.
...five minutes later...
[Sohcahtoa] God damn I think I put in a bit too much vodka in that punch...my head is hurting, but if I keep whacking myself in the back of my head with my fist, it stops hurting.
[Sohcahtoa] I should go to fucking bed now.
[Sohcahtoa] I stopped hitting myself in the head and now the back of my head hurts as well as the rest of it.
[Sohcahtoa] God damn I'm a fucking idiot.Comment: Sohcahtoa in a rare moment of clarity
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#44450 (124/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@PPSlim) I must admit, Opera speeded my computer up
(@PPSlim) After I deleted it |
#45978 (97/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Salixa: I used to have to skin dead mice and chop them up to feed to owls
Salixa: brb looney tunes time
Salixa: :-)
Olego: You have a vile sense of humour. |
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