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#1761 (133/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu
<MadHatter> jedi
<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees
<enex> and look like a complete tool |
#2326 (124/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual!
<rogue> I was out there being gay, and one of those radical right-wingers set me on fire! |
#2570 (133/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D1> snow, our final is to write a "funny" linux story and put in linux concepts.
<Amanda`> "Little Kernel's First Upgrade" |
#3465 (99/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour. |
#4182 (172/410) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass
<Object> that's just harsh
<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed |
#4872 (119/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nost> whered iban go
<langdon> home
<nost> this is his home |
#5271 (132/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables"
<xL> #1: A windows NT network |
#7278 (113/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Lev ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down |
#7469 (110/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today
<christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower?
<gage> i sho did
<gage> cold beer + hot shower = good
<christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have time to drink a
beer like normal people anymore |
#7969 (117/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years
<HeroShot> What is she, a whore?
<Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars on my dresser...
<Phrak|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine |
#8089 (106/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nelyx> i usually have 1G free on it, and i recently put 500Mb of movies there, and theres still 1G free!!
<Jerub> scandisk fixes space reporitng issues
<Iceman> scandisk is the tool of satan
<Nelyx> yes it is
<Nelyx> "I dont like the way those files are arranged in this directory." *Delete* |
#8562 (132/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> Tornado!
<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside. |
#8672 (108/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:<
<Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME |
#9638 (102/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available
<Twid> living in parent's basement required |
#10879 (134/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra. |
#11222 (121/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p (11:56:26 PM): 80 dagrees 95% humidity
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:50 PM): yesterday it was 90 deg and 90humidity here
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:53 PM): so i can relate
e l i t e m r p (11:57:47 PM): yeah but im wearing a 300 pound suit of lard |
#374 (149/355) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls |
#637 (139/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense |
#1723 (158/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off
<k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it
* linKnee is afk: PUKING |
#2085 (120/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on
(|Chris) typist*
[rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too |
#3594 (96/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in
<mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap
<Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.
<Reo> and it's too late for many of us |
#3777 (188/453) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> jeez... why is it the boss always walks in on me when I am typing
on irc?
<[ric]> oh, yeh.. it's because I am always typing on irc.. :) |
#4415 (145/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with our class, but I keep farting. I CAN'T GO UNTIL I FINISH FARTING. |
#4879 (123/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<iban> in a bathroom stall? |
#5778 (151/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<guest> u kno what rules
<guest> introducing girls to pot
<yesue> no lie
<guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time
<guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid |
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