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< specsmu> calculus and women go hand in hand
< specsmu> it's applied calculus to find the area under a curve. |
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* BigToe comes out of the closet
<BigToe> I'M BISEXUAL!
* Swishy cuts bigtoe in half and puts the other half in the closet |
#54848 (126/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GSGold> that reminds me of some robot from power rangers
<GSGold> back when i thoguht that show as cool when i was 5
<GSGold> in retrospect that's probably why i am who i am today
<Elyscape> yes
<Elyscape> yes, that's why |
#80422 (178/426) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
NatNic1: HALLELUJAH!
NatNic1: or however you do the letters in that word thing
F 7 Y: rofl what
NatNic1: ya know
NatNic1: whats it called
NatNic1: oh
NatNic1: spelling |
#147203 (324/794) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Giichi> so I saw a jeep for sale with the decal in the front, Christian Offroad Association
<DragonJoeCool> what doesn't Jesus do?
<Giichi> gays
<DragonJoeCool> true enough |
#185761 (95/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brushwell> You know you're gay when your granny knits you a cocksock for christmas
<TR> and then says "you'll grow into it" |
#303436 (64/142) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* aqualis does science to Deltantor
=-= Deltantor is now known as rotnatleD
<ronatleD> !tuo edinsi em denrut uoy
* aqualis gazes upon his creation with disgust and horrorComment: irc.foonetic.net #xkcd
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#11874 (117/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin?
<robin> yes
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<robin> nope
<GIJosh> where is it?
<robin> 127.0.0.1
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port? |
#12869 (131/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Red_Green> Dar wants me.
<Daroneasa> to die. |
#13947 (114/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater |
#14843 (122/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can |
#15677 (124/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up."
<ktmguy> Voice in Background at Pac Bell: "Ray, are you sure we're supposed to
be hearing your personal problems?" |
#16438 (112/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes |
#17973 (121/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money.
<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/
<Lyfe> disregard
Morlack coughs
<Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?
<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women. |
#18424 (135/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fryth> TV is boring, too uninteractive
<Fembot> use a remote |
#25048 (114/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dsfsdf: I need a job
bumlube: you can just whore your sweet ass to the highest bidder.
bumlube: you chicks have it so easy.
dsfsdf: Will you be one of them?
bumlube: fuck no. i'm saving my money for a bitch without syphillis. |
#25446 (126/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian |
#27922 (157/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oblique> i dated a canadian once
<Znutar> Did you get a refund? |
#30563 (148/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Henke^-_-[CA]> what the hell do i buy for parents wedding anniversary ....
<creep`> sex toys
<creep`> spice up that marriage for them |
#175 (221/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS |
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<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there |
#693 (122/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register |
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<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility) |
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<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name
<timmo> chris
<timmo> is your w broken?
<thinkmad> no |
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<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it |
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