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#10499 (134/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* go_boy getting his haujobb on
<jej> i read that as 'handjob'
<go_boy> i assumed you would
<jej> you can always count on me.
<go_boy> for a handjob?
<jej> of course.
<go_boy> rockin. |
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<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid. |
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*** SpeedySavant is now known as Savant
<Shadow|AFK> faster than a speeding bullet!
<Shadow|AFK> more powerful than a locomotive!
*** Savant (somewhere@385a42df.18d12617.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Baralu> Ironic :)
<Shadow|AFK> alright a slow locomotive |
#33260 (138/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> that is so old that telling people that it's old has gotten oldComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33740 (131/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rykan> Wai~ I reached a whole new level of geekdom today
<Rykan> i actualy WROTE a typo
<Luna> lol rykan XD
<Rykan> I wrote "detaila" instead of "details"
<ZestyO> nothing compares to saying lag out loud...
<Varjaag|Kensai> lol = lagin out loud
<Luna> zesty, have u said "lol" out loud before?
<Rykan> I have
<Rykan> and "omfg"
<ZestyO> yes, I have
<Rykan> "ohmfug" XD |
#34908 (168/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ^Sn4iK throws a playstation at liberty_
* tharaka catches it, and sells it like the pawning black man he is |
#36290 (96/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GD> Florida Law: You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
<Jhaelyrr> Florida sucks.Comment: #stratics
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#37342 (80/182) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< dildohead> i know 2 guys who major'd in english
< dildohead> and theyre both homelessComment: #geekissues
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#40131 (106/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jet> I like..fast...loud...heavy things..
<prappl> fat men having sex? |
#46427 (200/478) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
watchcorytwostep: hey do you know the harry potter spoiler?
DvngMnky: Nope, sorry.
watchcorytwostep: no thats good. im not talking to anyone who does. my friend warned me, i've managed to avoid it for 4 days now.
DvngMnky: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
watchcorytwostep signed off at 11:59:36 PM. |
#46463 (156/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Henyman>*Now talking in #Harry-Potter
<Henmyan> Having never read the books, who is this Snape, and why does he kill Dumbledor? |
#50524 (123/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<celti> When your life is going down the drain, it's best not to turn on the garbage disposal. |
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<@Alucard> I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itselfComment: #WPI
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<relsqui> my cat just lay down with her chin on my wrist. that's very very fuzzy.
* nova20 applauds relsqui for her perfect conjugation of the verb "to lie"
* nova20 gives relsqui a commondation on behalf of the Chief of the Grammar Police
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<relsqui> and I just noticed you misspelled "commendation," which is hilarious only because of the context.
<nova20> well, it's the Grammar police, not the spelling polise.
<nova20> oh man
* nova20 facepalms
<nova20> that's "police" |
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<Sabator> ATi name their cards using a dartboard with all the letters of the alphabet on it
<Sabator> unfortunately 80% of the board is the letter X |
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<Rewt`> I had you pictured as a big fat puerto rican
<paultech> and I had you down as a skinny indian
<paultech> Good friends we are |
#33274 (167/397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me. |
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<munchingfoo> mmh, thats a hard one
<munchingfoo> hmm*
<munchingfoo> lol, mega bad typo |
#34055 (154/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> just cause i watch anime and listen to britney spears doesn't mean i want a big wang in my ass |
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<Slidey> It's sad when you dream of emulators.
<Slidey> It's even more sad when you have nightmares about IRC. |
#34251 (163/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash". |
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(Tonin): solving difficult problems at work often involves steps in rather obscure and unintended directions... for example while thinking on how to implement an intuitive and useful interface for moving images around I managed to discover that: 1. I could play Good King Wenceslas on a rubber band stretched between my fingers... 2. cutting off circulation in one's fingers while trying to play rubber band music has unpleasant results :P
(Timelord): ...
(Hamled): you're clearly very bad at your job ToninComment: On the perils of rubber band music.
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mrsaturn42: i need to talk to you. isnt it weird how if you just switch the n and the i nicest becomes incest....
JoJo GO Ska: only you'd think of that |
#38099 (70/158) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«JINKY» dark is going for a BA in landscape design
«JINKY» with a minor in janitorial services
«Dark» i already have a masters in landscaping
«Altair» yeah me too, I've been playing simcity 4. |
#38924 (91/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Psi> so nex are you still not going to abandon windows?
<nex> I don't know that I've ever intended to completely abandon windows
<nex> that's not true,
<nex> I've planned to kick windows to the curb lots of times,
<nex> but only when I was really pissed off at it
<nex> and I didn't really mean it
<nex> kindof like being pissed at a girlfriend: "Fuck you bitch! I'm through with you! Get your ass out of my house!" and then a few hours later: "I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean it. Come back, please."
<Psi> you pussy
<nex> my relationship with Linux has always been like the bitch I fucked while windows and I were broken up |
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