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[arkZZZ ] Hi! I`m having trouble playing a couple of divx-movies.. I only get "No combination of filters could be found to render the stream". Does anyone know what to do?
[Synoptica] arkZZZ: download the fkn codec?
[arkZZZ ] fkn? where? |
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<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy. |
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<Hiryuu> "War, the musical!"
<Ten> "With Sean Connery as Iraq!" |
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Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch (none@12-218-101-151.client.mchsi.com)
Lara: |\O_o/|
* Lara rotates it back |
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<SporkPrez> largo, whats it like being net-famous?
<asr> whats net-famous?
<largo[mt]> net-famous is when you get the all drawbacks of having computer geek fans who know about you, without any of the benefits.
<asr> like groupies?
<largo[mt]> no, you get those, but the rank smell takes awhile to get used to.
<SporkPrez> like when you mix bleach and ammonia?
<largo[mt]> I wish it were that pleasant. |
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<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar? |
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<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door |
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<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen |
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<al-x> pam anderson had implants
<al-x> had them taken out
<al-x> just had them put back in
<al-x> she proly has zippers
<al-x> under her arms
<al-x> or somethign |
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<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case? |
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<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney
<bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs
<Joshua> nice
<Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system
<bits> yep
<Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system
<bits> lol |
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<Korben> tits
<darkraZor> yes, tits
<Soopa> i agree
<darkraZor> ...indeed |
#3668 (119/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.
<ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer.
<tenfour> eew
* ThaDragon grossed out tenfour
<tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer |
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<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like!
<[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep clicking [next] and the pages don't turn!
<winmutt> ric thats scares me
* winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings
<[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!)
<[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes, just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it!
* [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his foot... |
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<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?
<Jan__> mmm braized testicle
<Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti
<Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth!
* uneasier runs away |
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<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair |
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<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself. |
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<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing
<zhix> skrike - what?
<skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta tell the dishes whats up
<zhix> skrike - damn straight
<skrike> Im in the kitchen going "bitch you betta get clean" |
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<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo?
<Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin. |
#8087 (96/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aussiedog> guess what?? i actually get a cd in my eye just now
<Iceman> how?
<Aussiedog> i am chewing a cd
<Aussiedog> and iput it in my hand and it flicked into my eye
<Iceman> Aussiedog: you know cd tops are toxic? :P
<Aussiedog> HOLY SHIT
<Aussiedog> ok i spat is otu
<Aussiedog> how toxic?
<Aussiedog> coz my mouth is burning a little |
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<PsykoFaerie> everyone got into discussions about how i must have an eating disorder. :|
<monk[e]> psyko, if you throw up right after eathing... intentionaly... you have an eating disorder
<Aelhaeran> Pysko: and if your prone to sharp, stabbing pains in your eye after a meal, chances are you have a fork lodged in it. |
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<tobester> i wish more people would conform to stereotypes so I could be more racist |
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<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ? |
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Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]
(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.] |
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<Josho> hold on here
<Josho> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<Josho> ><
<Josho> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<Josho> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<Josho> strike two |
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