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#8057 (128/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D
<evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one. |
#8310 (102/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration
<Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I remembered what that meant |
#8379 (143/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<johnnY> ???????//////
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<pKfoster- ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<johnnY> dude
<johnnY> it was my cat
<johnnY> ...
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat
<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss
<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude |
#9111 (134/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds
<ChuffyCow> except cuts on the penis. |
#9209 (123/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch |
#33357 (164/382) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pithon> i'm stripping on my cam soon . check my profile for the link
<mike> im going to kill you soon, look behind you to see moreComment: on yahoo chat
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#33839 (134/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<motolov> i actually have shat in a urinal once
<motolov> when i was 10 we went to germany and the toilets you had to pay for at a rest stop, but the urinals were free of charge, i could not wait to go back to the car for deutchmarks |
#35842 (98/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Markaci> HOW DID I GET HERE?!
* Rick_Hunter hasn't a clue.
<Rick_Hunter> I've often wondered that myself.
<enkie> in the beginning
<enkie> there was an egg
<enkie> and a happy sperm
<Pb> lol
<enkie> and the happy sperm was the lucky sperm, cause it beat out the rest of the hapless flaccid hopelessly undermotivated sperm |
#36113 (95/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<uidzer0> i'm fucking outta here.. peace!
<-- uidzer0 has quit (Quit: BitchX: try our Windows 95/98 and Windows NT 4 flavors too!)
--> uidzer0 (~uidzer0@68.101.43.169) has joined #solaris
<uidzer0> i do not condone or endorse my last quit message.
<uidzer0> that's all. peace
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#38030 (82/184) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@littlewolf> how come all babies in anime are fat and annoying?
<ReynardTodFox> because if they were thin and sexy it would be a problem? |
#38098 (78/174) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ecks> do you have any pets that have a pension for eating things of former girlfriends?
<@f0rked> pension?
<@zeleftikam> no
<@Firebug24k> penchant
<@zeleftikam> all my pets have 401k s |
#38633 (95/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ghost> go blow your own trumpet :p
<heinz> ;)
<heinz> thats a physical impossibility!
<Talin> Not true!
<heinz> (I don't own a trumpet)
<Talin> :
<Talin> owned. |
#40809 (120/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #eggdrop
<@ChanServ> I am better than all of your eggdrops.
<NSA> WTF? |
#41997 (72/160) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ace_Reaper> ..i don't think god really will be happy with you burning the churchs
<Ste> He destroys them in floods and stuff all the time
<Ace_Reaper> yes but see thats HIM doing it
<Ace_Reaper> its like playing Simcity
<Ace_Reaper> you don't mind setting a hurricane on your city
<Ace_Reaper> but your pissed if one comes along naturally |
#43461 (105/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RedBeard> should breakfast cereal be patentable?
<RedBeard> i mean, what if i come up with some insanely good cereal that everybody wants? kellogg's will just make a ripoff and steal all my profits!
<Syntacs> I imagine a precise forumla is patentable. But I think it's pretty easy to make knockoff foods that taste the same.
<RedBeard> probably
<Syntacs> Sort of like when pork was invented, and decimated the cannibalism market. |
#45431 (113/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aven> A simple Google search of "My Unit" is good for many laughs.
<Aven> "What do I do if I cannot find my unit?"
<Aven> "My unit broke twice in a year!"
<Aven> "My unit is deploying."
<Aven> "Why is my unit "louder" than an identical model in a friend’s house?"
<Aven> "My unit is making a humming noise. Could it be the compressor?"
<Aven> "My unit is working fine; do I really need to stop using it?"
<Aven> "I suspect that my unit became overheated and now will not run."
<Aven> "Will my unit work in bad weather?"
<Aven> "This is not the exterior of my unit, but it is part of the same development."
<Aven> "What happens if I designate my Unit as public/private?" |
#45815 (73/161) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Error404> Why would a girl tell me that 2 guys just asked her out.
<Error404> Think she wants me to ask her out?
<Akamu> Error404: Mabey she thinks you're gay and is offering you the one whe doesn't choose.
<Error404> fuck you whore I need advice quickly
<Syntacs> She's probably just trying to make you jealous.
<Syntacs> Tell her you just married 3 women. |
#51445 (123/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<piv-4> im starting an irc literacy project
<piv-4> just hit the keys if you are interestedComment: Undernet #macintosh.
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#52675 (82/184) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ShakespeareFan00 asks if the channel has a sanity filter....
<FreplySpang> ShakespeareFan00: yeah, any sanity gets filtered out before you see it |
#53212 (129/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Glass_Joe> god I'm such a nerd
<Glass_Joe> I was reading online about this ring from lord of the rings called "the dwarven ring of power", and how it supposedly augmented their fighting abilities
<Glass_Joe> and I said to myself "Haha, it's got +5 to strength", then I laughed like a donkey. |
#53503 (125/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arislan> RFB- What caliber? I have a 40 cal and a 22 pistol available... 12 and 20 guage shotgun, a bolt action and semi auto 22 rifle, and a Mini 14...
<Arislan> This house = Well armed
<RFB1> only well armed?
<RFB1> @_@
<Arislan> Yeah, its legs were blown off in 'Nam |
#57944 (319/765) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@stunty> i gave my gf 100 bux to buy me a dvd play that played divx and xvid
<@stunty> she comes back with a small pink dvd player
<@stunty> and said she saved me 50 bux |
#61115 (193/453) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girlComment: #SEO EFnet
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#33712 (133/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Seth> its sad when Perl is the closest thing to a girl in your life |
#38995 (67/149) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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