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<+ImaboyO> anyway... you shouldnt be interested in linux anymore.. u have a gf ;p |
#31562 (175/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wildboar> http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/spirit.html
<Wish> no colour pictures? :(
<wildboar> they can't be in color or you would realize this is actually somewhere in Nevada |
#32812 (239/569) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<simonf> who the fuck buys a _slice_ of pizza
<Ng> simonf: you've never bought a slice of pizza?
<simonf> Ng: no
<simonf> Ng: only whole pizzas, as god intended |
#1159 (114/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water
<DeadPan> then just tried to push em over
<DeadPan> and laugh as they drown
<th15> theyd call you a wuss :)
<DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :) |
#1356 (119/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<McGrue> You need messageboards?
<Sharkey> Certainly not 'need'. Probably not even want. I just occasionally have this nagging implacable emptiness that I think a message board might fill.
<Sharkey> Maybe I just need cock. |
#2436 (122/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<erhan> how are you yourself?
<mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke and addicted to nicotine....im FINE |
#2482 (103/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean |
#2648 (107/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen |
#3014 (126/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off
{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will
xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs |
#3167 (122/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<myst> nah, snow is cool.
<Joshua> if you're a bear.
<myst> skiing, snowboarding, etc.
<myst> just have to dress for it
<Joshua> that's how i broke my arm for the first time
<Joshua> snowboarding
<myst> oh ouch
<Joshua> or rather, falling down a hill because you SUCK at snowboarding |
#3268 (126/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM" |
#3638 (122/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here
<jube> Village Idiot |
#4110 (133/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ouroboros> Tang is as good as sex.
<ruiner> my sex isn't powdery and orange |
#4835 (118/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me. |
#5804 (138/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a report which shows the records of a table
<+mirkin> but shows 3 columns across the page
<+mirkin> i.e
<+mirkin> record 1 record 2 record 3
<+mirkin> record 4 record 5 record 6
<+GoodScrat> That is impossible
<+GoodScrat> Computers are not that far advanced yet |
#6130 (114/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
So is source. I install me software with personally magnetized
needles and a steady hand. |
#6155 (132/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez |
#6159 (117/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
<Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine. |
#6759 (127/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D
<Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but anyways.. |
#6794 (111/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself |
#6872 (117/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
TwistedSlinky: See. Channy *really* likes you. But watch out. Now that's he's opped you twice, he's gonna expect you to put out. |
#6949 (137/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something... |
#7426 (109/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes |
#7515 (144/335) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body |
#7549 (165/387) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out |
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