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#38906 (70/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Infinity] Let me mention one thing
[@Infinity] don't ever fucking try to cut a power cable that's plugged into the wall
[@Infinity] bad fucking idea
[@Infinity] blew the fuse to the entire house
[@Infinity] and I know what you're thinking
[@Infinity] how the hell is this PC still up
[@Infinity] well let me tell you of this great technology
[@Infinity] it's called APC
::: Quits: Infinity: Connection reset by peer
::: Joins: Infinity
[Infinity] ok
[Infinity] apparently APC's don't last that long |
#41178 (117/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<True> do you think that whether or not you jackoff affects your life
<eyecu> of course
<eyecu> think about all the ugly girls you might have had sex with
<eyecu> if you hadnt jacked off first
<True> that's such a good pointComment: #tribalwar irc.dynamix.net
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#41219 (124/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@jmelloy] my dad went to highschool with Janeway
[@selcouth] jmelloy: YOUR DAD IS IN STARFLEET? |
#41951 (153/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<influxsys> my girlfriend is usually really panicy. Like something is going to go wrong, or she won't be able to do something in a certain time. Everything seems to worry her. So i sometimes like to watch her sleep, you know. she looks so peaceful, happy, relaxed. it's rather nice.
<influxsys> then i tea bag her |
#42112 (156/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<glasnost> hmm, i've eaten too much chinese food, i'm becoming asian
<glasnost> :-)
<glasnost> :_)
<glasnost> ^_)
<glasnost> ^_^
<blah> also
<blah> 8======D
<blah> 8=====D
<blah> 8====D
<blah> 8===D |
#44142 (157/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cenobite> I was self-employed, but my boss fired me
<Cenobite> that ass |
#45418 (112/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dil_dil> Seriously, I had mice as pets when I was a kid. Eventually, a LOT of mice. So I built a cage so I could separate the males and females. That's about when I learned you don't build a mouse cage out of particle board...
<dil_dil> After they chewed their way out of the cage, I'd hear my mother screaming in the middle of the night as they climbed up the curtains in her bedroom. |
#46041 (70/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lord_Iryn> I once drove a golf cart into a lake
<Aerdan> o.o
<Joan> LMAO
<Lord_Iryn> Honestly, How was I supposed to not drive into the lake while getting into a fist fight with my brother
<Lord_Iryn> I just realised something, there is something seriously wrong with my family
<Lord_Iryn> Seriously he was like punching me in the back of the head and I kept saying, "you mess with the driver, bad shit happens." then I was all like, thats it, and punched him in the gut a couple times
<Lord_Iryn> then like a few seconds later, SPLAHS!
<Lord_Iryn> SPLASH!*
<Aerdan> haha
<Lord_Iryn> I see now, my whole childhood was like one giant episode of Jackass |
#48078 (149/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ginman> im against picketing, but i dont know how to show itComment: #wpi
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#50381 (156/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening |
#51274 (175/397) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<patours> my ftp is yours :)
<Pnuts> oooooh
<Pnuts> I like when you talk dirty
<patours> lol
<JU5TICE> Nothing like hammering an ftp until the early morning. "Take my big files, you dirty virus ridden server"
<JU5TICE> Apparently
<Jose`> who's your admin
<Jose`> yeah
<Jose`> thats right
<Jose`> who's your admin! |
#56171 (106/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger |
#56225 (113/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Pi> dhhhhh
* Pi is trying out dvorak again
<+elmar> the dvorak keyboard?
<+Pi> no, fucking the composers corpse. |
#64256 (154/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+wolrah) I need to get a job building fire extinguishers.
(+wolrah) I just realized the greatest way to say "I quit"
(+wolrah) Fill them with gasoline |
#13617 (128/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado.
<Ashe> busy
* Dingy feels busty this spring |
#13857 (120/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<colins> Anyone got $50 to lend me, I'm thinking of taking over WorldCom
<fallous> not anymore. I just bought xerox for $27.95
<colins> you got ripped
<fallous> it included a new toner cartridge for my photocopier |
#14687 (117/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<player> oh i lag hard
<geez> lag=?
<player> that means my connection is slow
<geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty.. |
#14827 (160/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark. |
#15910 (143/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our CD's? |
#16291 (109/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry
<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time ;) |
#16781 (131/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn? |
#28953 (127/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program |
#29865 (147/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<parke> [Complimetary system scan] WARNING NEXT.GEN.BLASTER.WORM FOUND! VISIT http://www.microsoft-security-alert.bl.am/ for anti-virus patch.
<Plex> *Click*
<Plex> woah! thanks, that looks serious, brb, Its asking me to reboot. |
#30546 (153/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Black_Dog> ryo: if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep?
<@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: damn straight i would
<@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: or the farmer's daughter |
#30598 (165/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iczer> oh man, this quest to get my chocobo license sucks
<iczer> have to try to feed a chocobo every ingame day 6 times - and one day in ffxi is one hour in real life
<ChrisDKK> iczer, NERD!
* ChrisDKK goes back to playing FFTA
<iczer> but it will be worth it! i can then ride chocobos!
<ChrisDKK> iczer, I have I have to feed your mom for 6 days...
<iczer> what is the reward?
<iczer> ......... oh god.........
<ChrisDKK> haha |
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