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#34248 (194/416) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459. |
#39722 (98/204) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tevi> ...i'm scared
<Tevi> there's music coming out of my computer
<WeirdHat> an ad maybe?
<Tevi> oh... wait
<Tevi> i'm playing an mp3 |
#42156 (1856/4228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose...
<gfjgfjgfj> That what your girlfriend said about your premature ejaculation?Comment: #Futuremark
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#49353 (159/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(hydro|): man
(hydro|): sara , my buddy's wife, the people i'm staying with
(hydro|): is playing my keyboard
(hydro|): and she's being FUCKING
(hydro|): ANNOYING
(hydro|): she's sitting right next to me on the floor
(hydro|): i want to punch her
(GerbilNut): kick her instead
(GerbilNut): that can be played off as an accident
(timmo): hydro
(timmo): heres what you do
(timmo): ive found it to be the best piece of advise for people who dont know how to play
(timmo): whenever they start playing their instrument
(timmo): or what have you
(timmo): find yourself an annoying instrument
(timmo): like an accordian
(timmo): and be like
(timmo): OH SHIT LETS JAM
(hydro|): haha
(timmo): and start making horrible noises
(hydro|): yeah that totally works
(eltopo): hahaha
(timmo): soon theyll stop |
#50674 (108/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<psych> Huh. Fancy that.
<psych> Scientific discovery: ducks will eat McDonald's chicken nuggets.
<psych> This is either avian cannibalism or a damning critique of McD's... |
#58512 (156/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< unsane> i hope i didnt take a double dose of my schizo meds
< cri> why?! You'll just be twice as sane! |
#76126 (202/436) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nuculeron> ugh
<nuculeron> my moron friend got this new system in his car
<nuculeron> with this huge ass woofer
<nuculeron> and his plate popped off from the rattling
<nuculeron> right in front of a cop |
#12764 (126/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic
horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome
<JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755
<JohnnyCat> very unique
<Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show
(by William Shatner)?
<JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in
the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube. they
have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get
diced up
<Somni> yep, that's the one
<q[Simon]> That sounds like my office. |
#13133 (151/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<OneiWilly> ah crap i accidently downloaded winzip again instead of winamp |
#15579 (152/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<enJoy> just the other day
<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"
<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him"
<[zT]Lunchie> =-0 |
#18357 (170/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+rm-Symp> im 500 lbs. @ 4'3"
<+TlMMAH> thats like a puddle of fat
<+TlMMAH> you must have grown around your IRC chair |
#23245 (123/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mAJ0RD> im so glad i spent $0 on office xp |
#24122 (162/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> hello alistair
<TAKid75> Explain this Alistair thing to me.
<whitcomb> i called you alistair
<whitcomb> the end. |
#24456 (142/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<epix|work> i was just browsing my home netowrk and i went into my brothers computer
<epix|work> seeing what he has, like in kazaa and crap, and its a bunch of porn
<epix|work> should i rat him out? so he is grounded from his computer for like a week
<epix|work> and that way i can d/l porn faster |
#25314 (145/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look |
#25603 (132/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase the word "God". But now I backspace "god" when I want to type "good" so frequently I'm obviously going to Hell. |
#27776 (158/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Silne30> time for my 8 minute abs workout
<~EventHorizon> 8 minute abs work out?
<Silne30> yeah
<~EventHorizon> what are you, a fucking old ladie?
<~EventHorizon> *lady
<Silne30> naw im a guy with a guy
<@crazycheetah> ...
<Tumbleweed> .....
<Silne30> gut* |
#28878 (186/398) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blue09> yes!
<blue09> sim city 3k has world trade center A
<blue09> world trade center B
<blue09> and a bulldozer!
<blue09> i know what to do!
*** blue09 is now known as binladen09 |
#29051 (178/382) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tito> asl
<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool |
#29455 (146/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages |
#30552 (214/462) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Summoner> Archimedes, Newton and Pascal are playing Hide&Seek.
<Summoner> Archimedes is counting down, Pascal takes off and hides, but Newton takes few steps, turns around, comes behind Archimedes,puls aout a chalk, makes a square 1 meter by 1 meter and steps in it.
<Summoner> Archimedes finishes counting, turns around and, praise the Lord, sees him immideatly:
<Summoner> - A-Ha, Newton!!!
<Summoner> Newton smiles and says:
<Summoner> - No, this is Newton per sqare meter, and that's Pascal. |
#12143 (147/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband
<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother |
#15689 (126/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rone> OH BY THE WAY WE'RE BEING ACQUIRED. AGAIN.
<rone> hey, at least we didn't merge with tab.net
<PetrDoubt> Yes, we did.
<PetrDoubt> Verio owns tabnet.
<rone> o fuck |
#16822 (148/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that get canned friday
<Packet> and goes "HEY! I thought I fired you!"
<hmodes> "oh wait, i did.. HAHAHAHAHA!"
<hmodes> i aspire to crush people's souls like that some day |
#18793 (161/343) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sweede> i've watched him do the following (it was on my lame p133 even) in Quake 1
<sweede> over a modem, in a hotel (28.8kps), join a server (max 50), number one player was at like, 30 or so..
<sweede> NO mouse, just keyboard,
<sweede> AND only using the nail gun,
<sweede> own3d everyone, the number one guy didnt get a frag after that..
<sweede> AND, he was typing to people as he was playing.
<setuid_w00t> beatz0rage
<Strike> sweede: and he was jerking off at the same time
<Strike> *fapfapfapfapfapfap* *frag* *fapfapfapfap* *type* |
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