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#38 (2407/5475) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
#426 (169/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass
#1082 (150/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white
<MadHatter> there's just too much to manage
<MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs
<blazemore> maybe i should play then
#1352 (142/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CyberThor> HIDE THE SHIT, SHARKEY'S HERE!
* Silkenray throws a blanket over Thor
* CyberThor is soothed by the calming, womb-like combination of warm and dark
#3218 (132/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn
<duckman> so he sent you here?
<Richie> revenge is strange sometimes
<Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...
* Joshua takes off his pants
#3587 (130/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server??
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah
<cheezwiz> eldee
<cheezwiz> really?
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect
<cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all
<eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished
#3680 (113/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd
<mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall
<scummo> Dr Q's.
<scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!!
<scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on
<scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.."
<scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image
#4039 (133/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone but you...
#4209 (138/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains
#4384 (135/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are attracted to a large-breasted female co-worker" card in the tarot deck.
#6132 (141/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?
<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?
<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food
#7334 (130/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11
<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff
<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time
<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that
#8465 (135/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<undrewb> I'm gonna make my thesis opensource so developers all round the world can work on it for me
#8853 (176/374) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<ReAc> :/
<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face
#8982 (156/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.
#11304 (148/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IsoFlash> i dumped my girlfriend because she is fucking dumb
<AciDBatH> woah sweet
<AciDBatH> i dumped mine cuz she had a penis
#33 (1753/3986) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.
#58 (274/598) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
#218 (246/534) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
#346 (308/676) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ethiopia> i'm starving
#1101 (154/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001?
[Guilty] When did that come out
(McMoo) 2001
#2506 (135/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
#2538 (172/368) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> ¸ß
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> ¸ß
<DAL9000> õ þ
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> õ þ
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit
#2796 (162/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
#3457 (167/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?
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