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#44002 (114/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Ravenclaw) im an IRCpot, short and stout
(Ravenclaw) <-- is my handle, this is my spout.
(Ravenclaw) but when the ops piss me off, hear me shout
(Ravenclaw) then i get +b and slapped with a trout |
#50021 (221/487) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our -106 prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> yeah
<EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> or something
<swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public |
#55179 (166/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davie> Man ms. turnhill is a hottie
<spiffy_> umm you mean your physics teacher?
<davie> Yeah man she loves me
<davie> Like today, I bumped into her
<davie> I said "hi"
<davie> She said "hello, how are you doing?"
<davie> I said "Im alright"
<davie> She said "that's good"
<davie> BAM I'm in! |
#60419 (154/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
FJguy2001: have you started writing yet?
ctrL aLt deL 190: no im doing my senior photo
FJguy2001: ??
ctrL aLt deL 190: had to remove the "unlawful to copy" with photoshop
FJguy2001: ahhhhhahahahhahahahahahhaha |
#74791 (182/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+ASD5A> theoretical problems are boring
<+Dextrose> like whether your girlfriend should use birth control pills or condoms? |
#148127 (199/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+MK> Dude, like, 90% of all people use shared or dynamic IPs
<+Nabaztag> MK: I don't.
<+Nabaztag> My ISP doesn't do that.
<+Syniphas> that's like saying "My girlfriend wouldn't cheat on me" |
#230963 (265/581) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dalezy> the last time i saw [xxx] he seemed all shy and .. well, not into drugs at all! what made him turn that way? :D
<GargajCNS> drugs |
#297995 (124/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lambda> my away msg on AIM is "partying @ the dunes"
<lambda> that way people think i am popular
<lambda> but its in a MMOComment: #homelesshackers
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#300867 (167/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thadd> I'm mormon
<Thadd> in the sense I stockpile assault weapons and have sex with teenage girls
<Thadd> other than that I'm an atheistComment: #arc-nova.org on DarkMyst IRC
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#304575 (50/100) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[convo about airport security]
<paul> myself, did you get body scanned or groped
<myself> I walked through gates but didn't step into the federal dick-measurer
<myself> good thing, too; I don't know what maxint is on those things |
#305654 (48/96) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IMMJR> Nice knew name |xjojox|
<IMMJR> Don't quite understand what the |'s are for
<|xjojox|> so the x's dont fall off |
#310437 (28/52) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> I had a dream last night that someone took control of my computer through a security exploit in mIRC because I never update it |
#14312 (139/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a stiffy. |
#16267 (144/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart
<MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something
<mrwhite> hahahahhaha
<MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too
<mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants
<MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg
<MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here |
#17984 (147/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job a lot easier if ppl wouldnt call up here |
#19123 (163/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bec> whats the temperature up there in canada?
<Jonathan`> it's about 34 celcius right now
<bec> Really? Here we go by degrees its 87 here
<Jonathan`> Holy fuck lol! you americans |
#20037 (128/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer situations, any day of the week.
<Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors?
<Lum_> all colors
<Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go.
<Lum_> I got some with no crotch
<Soulflame> ...
<Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow
<Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go. |
#23013 (185/401) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gazuga> WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PICKLE AND AN ATLAR BOY?
<YenenuNF> I DON'T KNOW
<Gazuga> CATHOLIC PRIESTS DON'T FORCE PICKLES TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON THEM
<Gazuga> AHAHAHAHAHA
<YenenuNF> AHAHAHAHAH
<gopus> that was dumb.
<gopus> that's like saying "Why did the chicken and not the pickle cross the street?"
<gopus> and then saying
<gopus> "because the pickle doesn't have feet"
<Gazuga> ahahahah gopus good one |
#23787 (154/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+bos> you said farewell to irc
<@d0e> for a while
<@Nfs> yeah, d0e left for a while
<@Nfs> till i made him an oper
<@d0e> and i said oooooooooooooook
<@nick> YOU MADE HIM AN OPER HE CANT REFUSE! |
#25272 (119/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress?
<Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet
<Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand
<Vampress> staring at me everyday
<Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story |
#26247 (151/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on hookers
<Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with hookers
<Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog?
<Boogaleeboo> Silly
<Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY
<Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist.
<Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first
<Joe_> Touche |
#26295 (127/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time ><
<Kiri> my CTRL key types a ` when i press it
<Kiri> lol
<gwend> lol
<Kiri> and my numpad opens internet explorer
<Kiri> or my computer
<Kiri> depends on which number lol
*** Kiri has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<EvilCouch> guess she pushed the wrong number |
#29120 (201/437) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n. |
#29809 (161/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[22:54] *** GR8SATAN is now known as Soul|SEX
[22:55] *** Soul|SEX is now known as Soul|GOTLAID
[22:56] <Lizking> that was pretty quick...Comment: sorry, I need the timestamps in there.
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#30453 (147/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@JFeeple> I love this commercial.... KFC's "healthy" pitch
<@JFeeple> bad enough when Subway does it, but at least that one is more or less true if you get the right sandwich *and* if you put on the right condiments *and* if you don't wreck it by getting chips
<@Orca> And don't get a drink
<@Orca> (or get a diet drink)
<@Orca> a large softdrink is loaded with calories
<@JFeeple> unsweetened ice tea is fine
<@JFeeple> but fried chicken? yeah, sure, it's better than a whopper. There is a term for that.. it's "damning with faint praise"
<@Orca> "Fried chicken - it's better than getting run over by a truck!" |
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