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<+BalefireX> i need a shoepolish gnome
<+snow_veil> ...
<+BalefireX> to live in a cabinet and polish my shoes
<Deejayry> i thought you were talking about linux then |
#30851 (131/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SiouxsieSioux> apparently Michael Bay wanted the project
<lsq> peter jackson shouldve done it!
<SiouxsieSioux> yes!
<SiouxsieSioux> or Quentin Tarentino
<lsq> tarantino? harry potter?
<lsq> are you sure thats a good idea?
<lsq> harry" shut the fuck up, you muthafucka, malfoy
<Wong> Snape: "Don't **** with me, you ****ing student wizard"
<lsq> draco: fuck you, you mudblood piece of shit! |
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<jp-minip[hw]> pm me with romantic christmas gift ideas for ur girlfriend, dont pm me unless u have one ty ;) [/amsg]
<jp-minip[hw]> omg fking fags forget it, goatse.cx cookies are NOT romantic |
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<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines. |
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<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms ! |
#292 (274/603) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skunko> dammit
<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start |
#1750 (130/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
~ Deft I suck cock! msg me for price list
(Deft) uhm ignore that |
#1852 (153/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house |
#2007 (145/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. |
#2104 (141/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the gear shifter.. |
#4916 (157/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic |
#6491 (160/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11." |
#6965 (144/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.
<kkf> hmm... wow, another reason not to marry you :)
<glasnost> ouch, that backfired |
#7565 (137/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY
<rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years
<rbgrn> no one did.
<foop> because nobody cared |
#7986 (135/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc |
#8425 (121/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives |
#8560 (132/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<@pimp> who was wearing them? |
#8825 (146/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.
*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs
*necroid* you should just start smoking
*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse |
#10811 (136/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate Barracuda IV's :D
<MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array
<MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?!
* Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head
<Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it. |
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<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches? |
#1152 (145/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners
<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an
asshole's bank account |
#2952 (135/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget about it and watch the $ go in
<Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot |
#3010 (146/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin
<Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin...
<Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM. |
#4422 (140/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking |
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<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out |
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