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#256742 (152/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Ian: Do you ever watch the TV news and think, "I saw that on Reddit...that shit is old news?"
Chris: they got news on tv?
Ian: lol
Chris: they like just read digg articles on the air or something? |
#300997 (228/490) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cylene> Why're they called boobies?
<Cylene> they should be called yaybies! |
#301229 (34/64) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< MacForker> Arg, my family is weird.
< MacForker> They just argued with me you can't serve pork medium.
< tonyola> conventional wisdom is that pork should be thoroughly cooked
< MacForker> Sure, 20 years ago
< CuriosTiger> Conventional wisdom is that pork from 20 years ago should not be eaten :P |
#301620 (70/142) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<max621> you built him a NAS out of transistors?
<TuxThePenguin> he was struggling to make whatever stupid circuit when we were mising one 4-gate NAND chip
<max621> lol
<TuxThePenguin> and I was like
<TuxThePenguin> "bitch I'll make it out of transistors"
<TuxThePenguin> he's all
<TuxThePenguin> "nuh uh"
<TuxThePenguin> long story short we failed the assignment |
#303201 (59/117) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
GrawSith> I need a bunch of mannequin feet to store my socks on, so when i get them they're already stretchy and nice |
#305379 (169/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<guest_71> nick\ totallyhopeless
<guest_71> nick/ totallyhopeless
<guest_71> nick/totallyhopeless
<guest_71> nick\totallyhopeless
<guest_71> why isnt the nickname changer working?Comment: #computerhope on irc.mibbit.com
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#309840 (56/114) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long
<RD> I wouldn't use that as a pickup line |
#310270 (35/67) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McMartin> "Think of silver as an easily-portable cow that does not moo."
<McMartin> New favorite piece of clan 'advice'
<Loweko> the clan is having trouble with the concept of representative currency?
<McMartin> This is what happens when cows are your unit of account. |
#13735 (150/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Adam> C'mon, make me one more!
<God> You're out of ribs
<Adam> Here, take my spleen then! |
#14838 (140/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/16502
<abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?
<IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back..
<abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future. |
#15056 (169/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)
<@tatpoop> Hi dad.
<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;
<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES |
#17813 (153/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users"
<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D |
#18586 (131/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@juslooken) you do realise sweetyungthang... that the only girls who are going to cyber with you are ALSO guys pretending to be bi chicks |
#18806 (151/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
churchonmondays: whatcha up to?
MissMandieMay: not much
MissMandieMay: talking
MissMandieMay: with da peps
churchonmondays: don't you mean peeps?
MissMandieMay: no
MissMandieMay: people is spelled with one e
churchonmondays: OMG take that back before i call you a dumbass |
#18869 (141/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hoho> i wonder where skorn and iceman are
<hoho> i think they both got arrested by the FBI
<prophet> haaa
<NickBlasta> probably
<NickBlasta> jeep must have ratted cause of the 10gb of vids of jeeps mom skorn had
<isajeep> w...t...h?
<NickBlasta> oh hey jeep didnt see you there
<isajeep> *grumble* |
#19617 (154/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms
<Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room |
#21245 (133/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lyrael> you wouldn't even miss me
<The_Sorcerer> it just wouldn't be the same without you
<The_Sorcerer> for one, the average user count would drop from 30 to 29 |
#24141 (183/391) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fnord> bash.org's back up!
<r0b0> OMG!!! YES!!!!
<r0b0> it's so fast too!!!
<r0b0> OMGOMGOMG IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!
<fnord> ...
<fnord> You sad, pathetic little man. |
#24802 (152/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zenlunatic> is slashdot fully lynx/links/w3m compatible as far as posting, etc... goes? Also, does anyone known of software that will let me post from emacs?
<jwbozzy> oh good god. |
#25113 (129/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.
<Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html
<American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot
<AirsickMoth> some american. |
#29514 (187/401) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jebus> brb, sex |
#32460 (171/365) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@splice> got my homestead exemption taken care of this morning, i should get a nice refund on le taxes
<@D-viant> le taxes??? Did you move to le canada?
<@D-viant> or are you just feeling le fruity this morning? |
#32555 (162/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* CyberDas waits for this thank you master :/
* CyberDas was kicked by CapAtMoms (thank you master)
* Joins: CyberDas
<CyberDas> I'm telling!! put your mom on the pc right now!
<CapAtMoms> k
* CapAtMoms is now known as CapsMom
<CapsMom> hello
<CyberDas> he kicks me and calls me a wanker
<CyberDas> Cap's mom I think you should cut off his internet for a month
<CapsMom> if he called you a wanker you obviously deserved it
<CapsMom> now piss off you little wanker
<CyberDas> :o
* Quits: CyberDas |
#33113 (173/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> she is attractive
<goatasaur> but she has more issues than tv guideComment: #fark on Irvingnet
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#33174 (175/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HongXianShi> Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton? :)
<Antimatter> how the hell can you tell?
<HongXianShi> Subtle differences in skull shape
<HongXianShi> And pelvic bones
<Kurt> you aren't a doctor, so you have no clue
<expohirma> hong: you're relying on the fact that it is a human
<expohirma> or that all humanoids follow roughly human anatomical structure
<HongXianShi> Most do, hence being called humanoids ;)
<expohirma> not necessarily bone structure
<expohirma> just shape.
<Kurt> halflings have an exoskeleton
<Kurt> that looks like skin
<Kurt> and a caramel centre |
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