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#300067 (255/549) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Seyon> YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE GETTING DISCONNECTED, SO WE DISCONNECTED YOUR DISCONNECTION SO THAT YOU COULD GET DISCONNECTED WHILE YOU ARE RECONNECTING!
* Seyon (chatzilla@875D2DA9.5C5337C4.FAE7B20E.IP) Quit ([irc.BillyIRC] Local kill by Drazhar (Yo Seyon, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but THIS IS THE BEST DISCONNECTION OF ALL TIME)) |
#300302 (139/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<enkei> this is why computer simulations exist
<enkei> no sane person would stick his dick in a wind tunnel |
#301362 (198/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<abrn> lol I just opened this letter and its a subpoena for treason |
#301957 (241/519) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SnowGryphon> At a local internet cafe, I saw the most curious sight - a young man running a browser in a virtual machine and posting on PS3-centric forums. I became aware of the fact that the virtual machine software was linking the host and the VM so that the VM could use the net. Thus, I was given the rare privilege of witnessing an actual troll under a (NAT) bridge. |
#302081 (234/504) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Codi: You could always buy a RealDoll. Fuck her when you're horny, she just lays there and doesn't bitch about how you never put the seat down or take out the garbage, and you can just shove her in the closet when you're not stickin' it in her pooper.
Jason: wtf
Jason: I always put the seat down |
#308051 (23/41) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@keen> mm... xml
<Ceseuron> XML? XXXML is more like it...
<@keen> cryengine uses it for most of the item definitions
<Thalagyrt> XXXML?
<Thalagyrt> get real, it's more like <initialism type="abbreviation"><initial position="0" value="X" longvalue="eXtensible"/><initial position="1" value="M" longvalue="Markup"/><initial position="2" value="L" longvalue="Language"/></initialism> |
#3240 (157/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone
(RatWork) it's for you |
#3774 (132/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrP-> that 40 days and 40 nights movie pisses me off... ohh can he go 40 days without sex? try 19 years!!!
<ine> i think there is an additional restriction regarding masturbation as well, MrP-
<kalani> LOL
<SprSamat> hrmm
<MrP-> oh |
#5523 (2434/5521) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file |
#6633 (136/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
doubting: interesting
doubting: popup ad suggests I use www.blackjack.com to backup my critical data
doubting: strangely, I'm not wont to gamble with my backups |
#7699 (144/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws. |
#7713 (148/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TonyD> you hatiater
<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?
<TonyD> it's a word I just made up
<TonyD> someone who radiates hate |
#7760 (164/348) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies. |
#9114 (144/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired |
#10158 (136/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse
<shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference?
<shqua> Err...
<shqua> Mouse.
shqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud
<DrFreud> Oh, my... |
#10691 (149/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature
<ichibod> fuck off dicklicker
<Zorix> bite me fucktard |
#10918 (155/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137
<The_Cat> ?
<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is
<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????
* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall |
#10937 (154/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff? |
#10968 (173/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT! |
#11701 (178/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!! |
#33463 (202/430) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Joins: DesSc0rp (~DesScorp@66.168.250.226)
<DesSc0rp> and now.....
<DesSc0rp> Calculus love poetry
<DesSc0rp> I love you
<DesSc0rp> You are my Hero
<DesSc0rp> My love for you is 1/x
<DesSc0rp> as x approaches 0Comment: #bifemunix
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#34201 (187/399) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Pie> i wonder if its possible to fap yourself with a 2000 watt speaker
<+Pie> ...brb
<+Death> o.O |
#42967 (131/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Sekkira> the OS is popping at me
<+Maeg> popping?
<+Maeg> that's what happens when you heat up the kernelComment: #knet @ irc.rizon.net
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#50372 (162/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
HardCoresHeep: I'm having a 3 way with Nina and Andrew.
Californian: mk
HardCoresHeep: ..
HardCoresHeep: ^Conversation
HardCoresHeep: a 3 way conversation |
#53196 (156/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Whoreo> Can someone help me with my keyboard?
<@auryx> Whoreo - what's wrong w/ it?
< dz> sticky keys
< Whoreo> well its kind of embarassing.... I just go this computer for christmas yesterday...
< Whoreo> and I was downloading porno
< Whoreo> and i had an accident on the number part of the keyboards
< Whoreo> and now they dont work
< dz> wow that was supposed to be a joke
<@auryx> lol
< dz> I didn't expect it to be accurate :/Comment: undernet/#computerhelp
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