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#7443 (169/355) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks like when they have you bent over? |
#8708 (147/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker
<mystican> no you're not
<mystican> you're a farmer
<mystican> theres a difference |
#9349 (148/309) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz
<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage.
<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list" |
#9532 (145/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week |
#1899 (158/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good |
#4756 (172/364) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.
<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW
<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage |
#7123 (160/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is?
<Mako> insufficient boobage
<Grant> That too. |
#9330 (141/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the ecological system harm?
<heath> just a thought...
<hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good point, heath. |
#10726 (144/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FuriousG> shan|bbl
<FuriousG> you there?
<FuriousG> guess not
<FuriousG> but, one day, you will be there, and then, then... you will be at my mercy, and i will not be benevolent
<FuriousG> *sigh*
<FuriousG> i need to get out more. |
#11184 (124/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LordViper> Atarax: in all honestly, we don't care what you do in your spare time, however if it has entertainment value, we like to hear it |
#11630 (142/298) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bumjock> man I need a hobby
<bumjock> legal this time
<bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies
<bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there |
#102982 (292/630) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Crab> is it 2007 or 2008?
<Joshwang> 07
<Crab> k
<Crab> I AM IN TOUCH WITH REALITY |
#143443 (69/139) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<purpleposeidon> I absolutly can't wait for next decade's computers... they'll be so fscking awesome they won't even know what fsck is
<purpleposeidon> with like 80 tb hard drives, which would at that point would be the same as RAM, and 128bit 16 core processors
<nightwing> All just to run the 2015-version of Windows and MS Office ;-) |
#147438 (186/394) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TakeV> I don't know! Who ever heard of mixing SATA and IDE!?
<TakeV> The good thing is that trial and error can't really hurt you with IDE. :P
<Monk-e> are you crazy?
<TakeV> I'm told by some...
<Monk-e> IDE adjusts to the lowest speed in 1 cable. you just dont combine a HD and a CD drive. thats madness
<TakeV> Madness?
<TakeV> This. Is. SAAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
#154403 (599/1317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
BabaYaga: Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way, right? "Prices and participation may vary." I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets! |
#238479 (41/79) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
<Mirchar> oh really?
<Proe2> yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
<Mirchar> you need to get in there before someone else does
<Proe2> well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
<Mirchar> and?
<Proe2> She hasn't poked back yet |
#299905 (242/516) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@eliot> someone hilight me please
<@eliot> SAY MY GOD DAMN NAME
< lolidunno> elio
< micro_ulaelable> elio t
<@eliot> ..
< micro_ulaelable> _ _ _
< micro_ulaelable> ___| (_) ___ | |_
< micro_ulaelable> / _ \ | |/ _ \| __|
< micro_ulaelable> | __/ | | (_) | |_
< micro_ulaelable> \___|_|_|\___/ \__| |
#299916 (274/590) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Stormscape> If you watch the movie Jaws in reverse it's about a shark who throws people up until they have to open a beach |
#300532 (49/95) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<denz> experience says, a as2100 fits in the trunk of an audi a6 sedan
<jbenedetto> tnet2: dont be a pussy. just get a tow hitch and hook it up to the back of your car
<jbenedetto> :P
<LordNUniv> yeah, wear those piddly casters raw with some real road hauling
<LordNUniv> think of the looks you'll get driving on the highway with some huge server tied to the back of your car and being dragged along
<jbenedetto> hell yeah
<jbenedetto> people will know you mean goddamn business then
<jbenedetto> SRS E-BUSINESS
<LordNUniv> bonus points if something is dragging on the road and making sparksComment: Freenode, #classiccmp
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#307122 (42/90) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Nortaneous> goddamnit
<+Nortaneous> after five tries, i finally remembered how to open the run program dialog instead of switching workspaces
<+Nortaneous> so i opened the thing and accidentally typed irssi instead of putty
<+Nortaneous> nothing happened
<+Nortaneous> so i opened it again
<+Nortaneous> typed irssi *again*
<+Nortaneous> but on my third try, i got it
<+Nortaneous> opened putty
<+Nortaneous> got the login as dialog
<+Nortaneous> and tried to login as irssi
<+Nortaneous> i'm moving to a fucking cave in the woods. |
#308549 (71/143) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Twinge> Saw the word 'spaghetti' and assumed people were talking about code. Was not disappointed. |
#36506 (122/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<maff> I don't like canada because their primary export is female singers I want to punch in the face
<maru> and people of british descent.
<maru> haha
<maru> We want to punch them in the face as well. That's why we export them. |
#36675 (106/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fatlilbug> If my second cousin is totally hot, is it alright so long as we use protection?
<ZekeMcN> fatlilbug: you're from arkansas, aren't you?
<fatlilbug> kentucky :/ |
#36758 (96/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ankleteeth> i cant believe people are still here...
<ankleteeth> what keeps you people amongst this crowd?
<FennecFoxen> eh? an old autojoin which I removed in February...
<FennecFoxen> then my system was reset to an image made in January.
<FennecFoxen> So.
<FennecFoxen> :) |
#37847 (130/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Brad> haha dude, this guy thinks i'm a fucking crossdresser and wants to hook up
<lat> lol
<@Brad> he wants my pic though :/ shit
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<@Brad> lat, do you have any pics of transvestites?
<@Brad> or girls with big 12 inch floppy cocks hanging out of their dresses?
<@Brad 'cause i really need one
<dcm> what the FUCK?
*** dcm (dcm@rrba-172-174.telkomadsl.co.za) has left #shellComment: #shell on squirrelspit
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