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#50013 (170/358) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HomoAnalPenis> and than what?
<HomoAnalPenis> still dont work
<Cactus> what
<Cactus> Oh ya, you have to put the if outside the loop after it adds +2
<HomoAnalPenis> so do i leave the stop() inside still?
<Cactus> no, take that out
<Cactus> no wait
<HomoAnalPenis> why? but if stop() isnt called then it keeps repeating
<Cactus> oh ya you're right
<Cactus> grr dude, your name is really distracting me
*** HomoAnalPenis is now known as AnalPenis |
#51196 (163/343) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<farlax> damn... my GF had another prolapse... last night she was going pretty hard, and it just happened...
<yot> ...
<toowan> an anal prolapse? like mr. goatse?
<farlax> DAMMIT!!! RELAPSE!!! SHE HAD A RELAPSE OF HER ASTHMA SYMPTOMS WHILE RUNNING HOME! |
#52935 (152/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
During 2005 NYC MTA strike...
ZeK666: "Breaking news: Bush attempting to intervene, said he feels confident he can solve this problem because has managed similar situations in Railroad Tycoon." |
#56788 (228/486) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sonorous> ______
<sonorous> < HALP >
<sonorous> ------
<sonorous> \
<sonorous> \
<sonorous> ^__^ /
<sonorous> (oo)\_______/ _________
<sonorous> (__)\ )=( ____|_ \_____
<sonorous> ||----w | \ \ \_____ |
<sonorous> || || || || |
#103365 (207/439) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@ware> "ultimate myspace layout css"
<@ware> <style type="text/css">
<@ware> * {
<@ware> display: none;
<@ware> }
<@ware> </style>Comment: #bifemunix
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#133376 (185/391) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[+TheWickerMan] as much as i don't want to desecrate the memory of cliff burton
[+TheWickerMan] i can't help but chuckle a bit when reading about his death
[+TheWickerMan] getting crushed by a bus is tragic but
[+TheWickerMan] when the lift falls over that's picking up the bus
[+TheWickerMan] and you get crushed by the same bus AGAIN
[+TheWickerMan] that is just hilarious |
#283592 (156/326) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Errdoth-AFK> lul
* Errdoth-AFK forces himself to turn the monitor off
<ichai> hey errdoth
<Errdoth-AFK> ?
<ichai> made you type again
<Errdoth-AFK> fuck you |
#300060 (138/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@g3nocide> I must warm my wrists up for some counter strike source
<@g3nocide> back in 30 seconds
<ne0n> he means he's gonna masturbate. |
#300379 (42/84) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: These faults are known as dip slips.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The dip slip has a slot, called the dip slip keyhole.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The hanging wall is thrust upwards into the keyhole in the reverse dip slip fault.
<Asaph> That last one is NOT real.
<Pryo[Geo110]> it is, and I swear to god, this is the best class in the history of classes.
<Pryo[Geo110]> A 90 year old man just said "Dip Slip" over 50 times in under 5 minutes, in a completely legitimate scientific lecture. My life is complete. |
#300623 (240/512) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Dark-Fx> 2 printers 1 CUPS?
< myself> aaaaagh
* myself stabs Dark-Fx |
#308477 (59/117) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<grawity> hm, ranger is a cool file manager.
<chrise> What if I have uncool files that I want to manage?
<grawity> you cool them |
#309325 (-25/65) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< CoJaBo> Well, found the Gmail April Fools prank- they now force you to use that stupid new compost form >_>
< CoJaBo> compose*
< yano> hah
< CoJaBo> ..actually, yeh, I'm calling it the Compost Form from now on ==DDD |
#12978 (125/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES?
<Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look?
<eller> turn off your computer. |
#14061 (154/326) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at www.christianitykills.org detailing stories of christians who went on murderous rampages or killed themselves after praying and stuff
|bardamu| i'd get real controversial and get hundreds of thousands of hits
|bardamu| and then one day i'd pull the plug and replace it with an homage site to myself
|bardamu| surely that would be a good way to get lots of attention |
#19990 (143/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hawkeye^> the lead swinger is smooth
<`KArmA> ?
<Hawkeye^> singer even
<`KArmA> ahh
<Hawkeye^> sorry, I was reading up on wife swapping |
#20023 (191/401) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?! |
#20052 (154/323) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all! |
#21946 (129/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that.
<+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously.
<+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance
<+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC! |
#22326 (192/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Omnipolex> how many years of experience have you had with young rape ntfs
<ntfs0> young rape? i started when your mother was just a little girl
<Omnipolex> wtf
<Omnipolex> oh
<Omnipolex> shit
<Omnipolex> no i meant 3d rendering
<ntfs0> wtf
<sy> hahah
<sy> bash.org
<ntfs0> how do you mistake 3d rendering for young rape |
#26342 (158/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih |
#26390 (161/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(icequeen) ok justin I am moving in with you.
(icequeen) benny find me a job, justin i can live there
(benny) i will find you a job as an underdesk relaxation therapist |
#26425 (131/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moes_19> my god, In Iowa guys can fuck any woman once they hit 14
<Zac_D> that's more for the sake of the 14-year-olds than the guys
<Zac_D> there's not a lot to do in iowa |
#27235 (148/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Burberry> inflammable = unable to be burned
<imagine> No, Burberry. Inflammable = Able to be burned.
<Burberry> i work with chemicals
<Burberry> your dead wrong
<knightmare> idiot
<Burberry> i only make a living putting shit in chemical bottles |
#28686 (194/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinityLuvx> yeah just be yourself
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half. |
#28756 (125/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mef> <chem> IM my friend gray then
<mef> <chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc |
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