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#28884 (158/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@kingmob> oh, yes, the poor downtrodden welsh.
<@kingmob> you'd think they'd be grateful for the occupiers' gift of vowels. |
#29337 (183/387) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<teekid> shooting air into my mouth with my gun gave me a headache x_x
<TiTaN> next time try a Bullet in thereComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29708 (153/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> blargh. must get dressed.
<king-mob> Lippizanr: you and your middle-class morality |
#29844 (198/420) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Doody> Man.
<Doody> It's sad.
<Doody> When a person doesn't know what GOATSE is.
<Wolfy2779> what's goatse? |
#30066 (165/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named nickserv, and everytime i connect he changes my nick, can anyone help me??? |
#30770 (143/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Clitos) hungry for weiners?
(@tyree) fuck i could take a hot dog or two
(@Clitos) in the ass?
(@tyree) no
(@tyree) i like to swallow |
#30964 (158/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CardboardArmor> Fire Emblem has taught me one thing.
<CardboardArmor> The unarmored girl in the kimono-looking thing with the sword can face down three units of cavalry while the big, armored dude gets his ass kicked.
<Sabin> Whee.
<CardboardArmor> Also: Any color in the rainbow is an acceptable hair color.
<CardboardArmor> Which begs the question. If your hair is indigo, are your pubes as well?
<Sabin> Possibly. |
#31198 (173/365) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?
<dudeXIII> camping bitch D: |
#31861 (165/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* rtav contemplates obtaining a credit car to simplify making internet purchases
* Smerdyakov pictures rtav riding about in a little credit car, which is much like a clown car. |
#32703 (167/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> <Rjx> hi new graphics card, I'll just put you in
<Rjx> <gfxcard> HAHA BITCH NOW I CAN CORRUPT YOUR REGISTRY AND MAKE YOUR COMPUTER REFUSE TO BOOTComment: #geekissues
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#32754 (196/416) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Quits: t0t0 (Quit: Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?)Comment: Yes, it does
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#32934 (149/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<splice> i'll be taking out my agression on you poor souls for the rest of the day
<Hatter> aggression
<wild`> owned
<splice> if wild is allowed to fuck a camel i am allowed one typo a year |
#178 (237/504) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot |
#228 (236/503) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard |
#306 (193/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows |
#526 (188/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<matt`> <goh`> guilty you spelt speed wrong
<goh`> spelled*
<McMoo> <goh`> YOUR USUALLY SO CAREFUL
<goh`> you're*
<goh`> you guys are assholes |
#544 (182/383) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis |
#888 (156/327) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life |
#1306 (139/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think. |
#2094 (137/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine.. |
#2238 (168/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> That is all. |
#2564 (163/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only?
<OldSkoolS> Drestar: of course
<OldSkoolS> pointless to release dvd rips in vcd
<OldSkoolS> and don't get started on divx
<OldSkoolS> friends don't let friends do divx
<OldSkoolS> divx is a gateway format
<OldSkoolS> you'll download divx, won't think it's so bad, next thing you know, you'll be downloading asf
<OldSkoolS> then real media |
#7048 (131/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing. sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get |
#7219 (138/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)
<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us |
#7285 (122/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
( Khorne- ) fmita?
( Khorne- ) whats fmita short for? =)
( Khorne- ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
( Fuzzy ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it? |
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