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#7137 (117/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder |
#7711 (153/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates. |
#7764 (133/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7 |
#8363 (167/348) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy? |
#9113 (177/372) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gekigangr> somewhere, out there on the net, is an HD full of lame quotes |
#11174 (136/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs
<@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was
<helixblue> against the wall?
<@BitStream> yea
<helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the dishes
<helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups this morning.
<@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/
<@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet
<@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday
<helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons |
#39121 (112/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Marax> anyone heard of internet2?
<Bringa> sequels suck |
#39228 (144/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JaneLame> i sent help@google.com an invitation to gmail, and at the "attached note" section i wrote - HOW DO I SEND AN INVITATION???!!!
<JaneLame> so they just sent me another invitation
<JaneLame> i think i'm gonna send one back
<issuez> haha
<issuez> IS THIS HOW?
<JaneLame> :DComment: #geekissues
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#39831 (72/144) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<becci> where do you go to find out if a dentist is legit?
<spilt> hehe
<spilt> 1800DENTIST
<effnet> well
<effnet> if hes using rusty plyers to pull your teeth out
<effnet> he might not be legit
<spilt> she wants to know before i think
<becci> what if he works on your teeth for 2.5 hours and keeps saying "oh my...that's a lot of blood"
<becci> and "that etch really stops the bleeding good"
<effnet> toof had some dental work but her teeth are so big they had to use a jack hammer to operate on them
<luminol> if your zipper is down when the antesthesia wears off
<withnail> then your first treatment is free
<becci> can you guys shut the fuck up |
#41030 (153/323) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@RIds) haha fourex i just thought of somethin youd find funny
(@RIds) when a stack of us went to byron on mid sem holidays
(@RIds) we had weed left over on the last day
(@RIds) and robbo mixed about 20bucks worth into a 2min noodles pack and made 'ganja noodles'
(@fourex) hahahahahaha
(@Rids) i passed out on a lounge and he apparently spent an hour 'trying to get all the gravity off me'Comment: #bc on irc.uq.edu.au
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#41475 (124/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Re2k4> wonder how many of those dumbass drug dealers have traded dope for blowjobs from him
<Mike_3486> gah
<Mike_3486> I'm trying to eat a cadbury egg here
<Mike_3486> Dont talk about tranny BJs
<Re2k4> does it have the usual come-like filling?
<Mike_3486> yes
<Re2k4> ok. carry on.
<Mike_3486> i hate you |
#45873 (154/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
MRFX: that is first pair of breasts I have felt up in a while
Bobart: Having chicken for dinner?
MRFX: yea :(Comment: /me humps MRFX
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#50352 (139/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Nivasi won't discuss her heydays of the funky mushrooms (not even from 30 yrs ago its sacred thing
<miyako> yeah, I got into mushrooms for a while
<miyako> someone gets you to try a portabella, then you think "maybe a morel" next thing you know your letting bums on the street do blow out of your ass crack to get a fix for your shitakes |
#51410 (143/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* BuRn sets mode: +v g
* DamDevil sets mode: +v g
<+g> oh oh oh..can i trade my two +v's for a larger prize? :o |
#52444 (160/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
rancor1985: this porn sites 404 error is in spanish
pez805: OMG YOU CAN SEE HER PAGINA |
#57699 (215/455) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< plasmadis> Woman successfully smuggles gun into prison by hiding it in the one place only a woman can hide an object. Is found out after gun fires when she tries to sit down
< plasmadis> pwned |
#70187 (205/437) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Genocidal> belts are for losers
<Genocidal> :D
<Buck> and for kids who don't listen to their parents |
#81109 (151/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Lord of the View: Can anyone solve this for me?
Lord of the View: 100*X/22=120
Lord of the View: What is X?
DemiGod: What are you trying to solve?
Lord of the View: Well, 120 is my IQ result. 22 is my chronological age. I want to know how old my mental age is.
DemiGod: ... |
#33556 (218/464) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Philth : theres no lag when you play with yourself..
Philth : eh, i mean single player
Magnus : lol
Philth : I keep saying shit like that, i blame bashComment: Oh god I'm addicted
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#34672 (206/438) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DrYvOutCM> man i know it was a terrorist act and all
<DrYvOutCM> and it was horrible
<DrYvOutCM> but ya gotta admit
<DrYvOutCM> it was pretty impressive
<DrYvOutCM> those were some huge ass buildings
<_Zippo^_> DrYvOutCM: Well done! You just now realised that "Things Blowing Up" is cool. Welcome to, well, whenever humans first invented explosives. |
#36656 (126/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gocdmt> xg n,.l.. , b v
<gocdmt> lol
<ExZippo> ....
<gocdmt> i just typed with my penis
* timmo sets mode: +b *!*user@*.sabrna01.az.comcast.net
* gocdmt was kicked by timmo (i just banned you with mine) |
#37034 (128/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Masked_ninja sneaks up behinde Guest85523 and shuves the sword thro its neck and goes back to hiding
* Masked_ninja ruds behinde DameDesu and jumps on his head andtwists his head in a 180 dregge angle and jumps off
<Masked_ninja> runs*
<Mayseth> Oh please.
<Mayseth> Don't start correcting spelling errors now |
#37546 (106/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*talking about windows XP 64*
(whales3x) to be honest, I am impressed with the os
(whales3x) brb....
¹¹º¹ Quit» (whales3x) (whalesex@209.159.210.144)
(@TheVirus) dunno if i trust a person with the nick whalesex
(Syanide) lol
(Syanide) Says 'TheVirus'
(Syanide) hahaha
(@TheVirus) touche |
#46332 (140/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
--> Neoburner has joined #linux
<Neoburner> i need some bad help lol
<psauxf> ok
<psauxf> we can provide bad help very easily
<psauxf> first, rm -rf /etc/
<psauxf> then run cfdisk and delete any partitions that you find
<psauxf> if that doesn't work, install RedHat 6.0 and don't patch anything |
#48288 (143/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sargasm> It must be a bitch to write your name in the snow in Arabic |
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