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#25060 (157/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<timmo> you know this will be one of those things
<timmo> where when i die st. peter or whoever
<timmo> is looking over my sins and what not
<timmo> "so you told chris to, and i quote 'knock the bottom out of it and make sure she cant walk right tomorrow'?"
<timmo> "nah man it wasnt like that"
<arse-poet> and then he will show you the irc longComment: #geekissues
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#25265 (143/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn. |
#25629 (155/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong!
BhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi
<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;) |
#26223 (143/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*
* Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6 months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it die.) |
#27258 (160/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@^DPK^> and I also learned that women are like parking spaces...all the good ones are taken, and the rest are either handicapped or too far away |
#29400 (182/374) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. |
#31493 (225/467) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog?
SAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG?
Velociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u? |
#31961 (130/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<terminal_> fuck i hate answering the phone here
<terminal_> "hello, planet earth" |
#32540 (219/455) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone?
<cpufreak> sounds russian
<gdh> You missed the joke, dear :)
<cpufreak> explain. |
#32797 (160/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+BalefireX> dont you want to bait so bad?
<+digital_mana> it looks fun :)
<+error> looks boring
<+error> that was like stuff I did when I was 10.
<+BalefireX> pretend to be a chick and pick up pedos?
<+error> No, pretended I was a chick and talked to lesbians
<+BalefireX> haha
<+error> I'm serious.
<+error> The worse part is running into other guys that they're pretending to be chicks too.
<+BalefireX> hahahaha
<+BalefireX> and how do you identify them
<+error> i'd tell them i'm a guy, and then would go "oh shit, i'm a guy too"
<+digital_mana> hahaha
<+digital_mana> thats awesome
<+BalefireX> whenwould you tell them this?
<+error> at the end of course |
#132 (288/604) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo |
#798 (215/443) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free, unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41 |
#914 (202/418) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fustard> fuck
<Fustard> now im bored.
<Fustard> oh well
<Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet.
<Fustard> ill do something with that. |
#1026 (188/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] - because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)
(TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled to any benefits.. except free birth control pills
(tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!
(tiko) DAMMIT!
(tiko) SOLD! |
#1655 (155/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.
Mr Brown> ill kill you
<JD> No, I like the way I say it better |
#5256 (145/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<crist0bal> rhino
<crist0bal> make me an op
<ryano> what are the ingredients |
#5431 (166/340) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower
<Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool
<FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count |
#5660 (140/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sys> I hate maths. What do you reckon they'll do if I fail it?
<0ut_Lore> you repeat it. fail it AGAIN, and you face the exclusion board. guess what they do? ;P
<Sys> Exclude you from having to do it a third time? :D |
#5872 (158/323) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kuiburetsu> I feel betrayed
<Kuiburetsu> denied
<Kuiburetsu> and... and...
<Kuiburetsu> erm...
<Kuiburetsu> about to be kicked for flooding
*** Kuiburetsu was kicked by Quiby (flood) |
#6128 (160/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on
240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!! |
#6441 (462/981) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado |
#7355 (153/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons |
#8707 (138/281) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fraggle> get in trouble?
<Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course
<fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind
<fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?" |
#10785 (148/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rogers> hahah
<guyen> roger: i love you man
<guyen> and by "love" i mean that special "stab you in the face and shit down your throat" love
<rogers> i love you too man |
#997 (158/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy |
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