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#18952 (177/361) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the longest. |
#24735 (148/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
@Kovac: Kinda, but thats because when I got hard the teacher was completely useless to ask for help
@Kovac: And then I kinda gave up after a point
@Kovac: I actually started off really well but then I guess I got over confident
Bnonn: you got hard in programming..and asked the teacher for "help"..? |
#28524 (200/408) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC |
#29473 (148/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<pimp> who was wearing them? |
#30624 (163/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> Michael Jackson fans are fucking psychos
<Kaelic> my god they cry when he leaves and they can't see him
<Kaelic> umm ISSUES
<Lothtiriel> he's a bit of a nutcase too though, so it fits well
<Orca> "A bit"
<Kaelic> lol
<Kaelic> 'Show us your baby' 'Okay I'll throw him to you' |
#33218 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> in earlier days, people took pride in combat and such
<ducklord> I take pride in not clicking bizarre porn |
#12244 (151/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here, i told em we were from church of satan
<D3adlode> and what happened?
<Olpainless> They just went. Quickly |
#14925 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SS|Away|Dreaming|> RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Take your chances. 2:1 odds. Type @pull to see if you win or lose - If you loose you get kicked.
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
Quits: SS|Away|Dreaming| (SierraSoni@AC829966.ipt.aol.com) (Excess Flood) |
#15192 (156/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kallahar> use telnet
<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet
<Kallahar> well, try harder. maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way.
<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can |
#18379 (137/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pb2x> not like I know anything
<Fembot> first rational thing he's typed in a while. |
#18406 (147/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<metroid23> wtf... i heard this kind of "knock" on my front door, i go to check and theres a dead squirrel on my NEIGHBORS porch O_o
<ScumDog> does it look injured?
<metroid23> its fucking dead
<Gaffect> fell from a tree?
<metroid23> hahaha, right, on the nearest tree (50 feet away) and then being projected 45 feet horizontally and then falling thru two stories of concrete :)
<metroid23> poor guy |
#20690 (135/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[sta_hi] i had a static ip once
[sta_hi] till i touched a doorknob |
#23052 (164/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
--> BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has joined #myrmidia
<BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA> bmbnm
<-- BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has left #myrmidia
* MMN-o is stunned
<MMN-o> What the hell was that?
<Elleomea> haha |
#24156 (153/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fe> woo, it's 10! it's about time that all of the fat anime hos that have all of the .hack//sign music i so very much need come on kazaa
<fe> and the ones that get up early get off to play everquest
<fe> but i probably won't be able to get anything! bastards will queue up tons of crap :(
<Kefka> a random note- most of those fat anime hos are 40 year old men with mullets that live in their mom's basement
<fe> like us :(
<Kefka> :(
<fe> :( |
#27212 (181/371) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TripleRach> What, why do I have corn flakes on my lap
<Metro> Maybe your pants were hungry |
#27353 (155/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jezzy> gimme all you lovin
<Jezzy> all your hugs and kisses too
* iMav|Movie gives Jezzy some lovin.
<Jezzy> eep!
* Jezzy gives iMav his lovin back.
<Jezzy> can I get a refund?
<Jezzy> I think its defective.
<Ghaleon> Ouch.
<iMav|Movie> I can give you a certificate for other iMav products.
<Jezzy> No, im pretty sure you've tainted them all. |
#27665 (140/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lictor> my dad asked my why i didn't talk to him or anyone for that matter....
<lictor> and i couldn't say "i just don't really like any of you and feel its worth my time..." so i grunted |
#28694 (140/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EvilSpork> nah
<EvilSpork> the drug wars are all long gone
<EvilSpork> that shit stopped back in the 80s
<triple6> yeah, the drugs won. :)Comment: EvilSpork lives in Miami
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#29832 (211/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gabe> is my mic working?
<Antagony> Wait, what? I didn't hear what you were talking about
<Antagony> How do I turn it up?
<Kurt> this is the best conversation ever
<Kurt> it's like watching a blind guy try to put on a condomComment: The joy of voicechat
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#32681 (178/364) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VALIS> I _had_ no _idea_ I should elminate unused variables.
<VALIS> I'll get right on that.
<Kurt> keep them in, never know when you'll need them
<Kurt> you might be sitting there bashing away and you'll think "Gee, if only I had a variable called unsigned_dong about now"
<somniloquy> sign my dong! |
#85808 (164/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DaveLegg> police van just stopped outside for a minute lol
* DaveLegg closed utorrentComment: irc.kick-ban.me.uk #kick-ban
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#102826 (79/155) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the hurricane
<Benny2k> Why? want to be able to write brb hurricane? :P |
#297782 (174/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kitsuta> Holy jeez this alcohol has a lot of alcohol in it |
#305413 (48/92) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Meow> what's the alternative to html tables?
<+slew> html chairsComment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
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#1663 (164/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<goltrpoat> 'britney spears' is an anagram for 'presbyterians.' |
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