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#7077 (122/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon. |
#7103 (160/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rain|BW> sbot jesus
<Sbot> Jesus Saves! But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores!
<Rain|BW> tee-hee-hee
<CrashCat> jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter
<gegi> Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage. |
#7221 (139/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then |
#9299 (172/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and...
<angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof? |
#10401 (138/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaveCBio> Man, if drama could be harnassed as a power source the world
would be lit up forever |
#10434 (142/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bizzy> great, i get TWO doomed projects
<bizzy> "hey, we canned the guy doing this stuff too. Can you start work
on re-inventing the wheel asap?" |
#10892 (177/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun. |
#11512 (156/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gudrow> I hope I get hired
<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview
<jre> show some leg and some nutsack |
#22 (483/1020) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state. |
#1322 (147/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab |
#1834 (166/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does "kikurimu" mean?
[09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts."
[09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for that.
[09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words for snow. |
#1967 (159/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick |
#2067 (141/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tobes> Have fun at work? ;)
<Morbii> not particularly ;)
<Morbii> been back home a few hours tho
<Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun generally :P
<Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't know
<Morbii> heh!
<tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the ass. |
#3163 (175/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drlion> linux hacker 1: i'm bored. linux hacker 2: let's re-write the whole kernel! linux hacker 1: ok. *hackety-hack* linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and takes up 1kb less space! linux hacker 2: w00t. |
#3231 (163/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex
<JerkItgrl> HAHA
<JerkItgrl> with what? |
#3362 (163/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky." |
#3898 (157/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** opinion (ED@blahblahblah.bla) has joined #bemani
<opinion> hey guys
<opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION
*** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion |
#4158 (157/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :)
<Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie? why deaf?
<estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear =) |
#4202 (132/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama
<X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet
<CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles |
#4840 (163/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile
<DuneBoy> missing ) my ass
<ZorbaTHut> "Ironically, however, his ass was indeed missing its right cheek." |
#6706 (154/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way |
#6862 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch.
Foenix: HA! Joke's on you! I had no plans to use that for years! |
#7794 (187/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster |
#8120 (127/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DisposableHero> is semen conductive?
<Iceman> DisposableHero: yes
<DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck |
#8753 (138/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin?
<Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin.
<Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk |
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