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#8448 (133/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MMouse> finding me a CIO or CTO position is harder
<undrewb> heh
<jamesn> *laugh*
<jamesn> your going for upper management jobs?
<MMouse> of course ;)
<jamesn> you cant even get a bill paid on time:)
<MMouse> that actually makes me more suited for upper management |
#8752 (168/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Linguica> do you even know what facetious means
<pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious
<pickle_hammer> all the way
<pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff |
#11185 (177/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[AFT]^Kempi> what really got her mad was....
<[AFT]^Kempi> when i was burning a CD and got up from sex 1/2 way through and changed the cd
<[AFT]^Kempi> she didn't talk to me for a while |
#402 (231/458) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained |
#859 (215/423) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** blazemore (empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined #ramen
<LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?
<HomerJ> they fought some guy |
#1059 (233/460) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy? |
#1276 (191/379) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy. |
#1538 (149/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vermifuge> dude what the f
<vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped
<dr\gonzo> FOR LESS THAN A PILL OF ECSTACY YOU CAN HAVE 256MB OF RAM |
#4472 (196/387) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'.
<the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle. |
#7442 (167/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background
<F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches and plays |
#7459 (170/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties
<indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith. |
#7476 (186/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* rax humps Arwen`
<Arwen`> rax: down boy!
* rax humps lower |
#7600 (152/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice
<Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing
<bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking nice
* Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together |
#8269 (166/326) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xTaVx> im bored
<EvilChatOp> you're aways bored
<EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign
<xTaVx> brb |
#9045 (161/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission. |
#10853 (231/459) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs |
#112337 (128/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(rh387-work) well, speaking of laughing so hard you cry
(@Gorzki) Go on
(rh387-work) in the realtek nic drivers for the comps here at school
(@Gorzki) Yeah..
(rh387-work) they have a setting "optimal performance"
(rh387-work) and it defaulted to "disable"
(@Gorzki) lmao, literally |
#142387 (332/666) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Omen> GBLT = gay, lesbian, bisexual, transsexual
<glasnost> GLBT*
<glasnost> GBLT sounds like a sexual deviant sandwich |
#142409 (414/836) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Penguinz> vagina sounds more like a sickness than a body part
<`Penguinz> "i can't come in to work today, I have vagina"
<`Penguinz> "It's all over my face!" |
#267642 (73/137) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rowan> [link to image of girl]
<Rowan> that be her
<art0rz> i would hit it
<Rowan> you'd hit anything that moves
<Rowan> or probably preferably, can't move |
#294687 (272/542) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
FurtherThan: sis,
FurtherThan: rickrolling is dead.
FurtherThan: i'm sorry, the macy's parade killed the shit out of it
s37: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FurtherThan: a good meme's time is just it's time
FurtherThan: and it was rickrolling's time
FurtherThan: i know, it's hard
FurtherThan: but you just got to let it go
FurtherThan: until 4chan comes up with something else equally ridiculous
s37: no!
s37: rick aistley, I promise you,
s37: I'm never gonna give you up
FurtherThan: i'm never gonna let you down
s37: never gonna run around
s37: or desert you
FurtherThan: *sniff* |
#304603 (70/134) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chroder> sometimes i touch the screen and then click on the mouse at the same time and pretend like its a touch screen. |
#36241 (131/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rentasmo> it's not really that gross
<Rentasmo> would it be better if I said "baby bag" instead of uterus?
<icy_one> you will notice that while men would like to be inside a woman, they don't want to KNOW about the insides
<icy_one> theres a certain... mystery about it that way
<icy_one> you know, like sticking your hand in a hole in a tree
<icy_one> is there an EVIL BADGER inside? maybe
<icy_one> but if you told me there was an evil badger inside, i probably wouldn't put my hand in the hole |
#42168 (170/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-!- Topic for #channel: arafat left the game with 2309472385927 frags |
#42283 (237/471) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
If English was good enough for Jesus Christ,
it's good enough for us.
- Miriam Ferguson, Governor of TexasComment: only in the USA...
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