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#15467 (163/321) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think |
#18255 (150/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LynxCrR>You'd think if something were trivial you wouldn't fail at it.
<UprightMan>Says Who?
<UprightMan>You can make something 2000 times
<UprightMan>and still mess up
<UprightMan>Like, Ive peed a few hundred trillion times, but I still sometimes miss the toilet! |
#18415 (226/450) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sad|Wk> :P mine is 45404 words
<Calrathan|Work> Well, send me your big .dic
<Sad|Wk> only my wife gets that |
#18433 (139/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* MFornal remembers when he used to sit on here all night, every night.
<Sprinkle> yea, we do too.
<Sprinkle> thank god you left |
#18532 (147/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pure_arf> relapse you can fuck with most new tv infrared receivers
<pure_arf> with TI calculators
<pure_arf> i was just playing with one once, pressing random buttons and the TV suddenly turns on and starts flipping channels
<MonkeyT> arf are you sure you didnt confuse a ti graphing calculator with a remote control |
#18779 (164/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mnk0> i dont even smoke that much weed anymore
<mnk0> i just smoked yesterday
<mnk0> cuz i got my A+ certificcaiont
<madvirii> you did NOT get that
<madvirii> you cant even spell that |
#22985 (162/316) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Drjookz> hello
<Drjookz> im Drjookz
<MrDJCrus> DRJOOKZ I HAVE A LIVER COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH! WHAT DO I DO?
<Drjookz> uhhh
<Drjookz> is it your own liver?
<MrDJCrus> it might be
<Drjookz> but you arent sure?
<MrDJCrus> you can never be sure
<Drjookz> well, check on that,
<Drjookz> if it is, just swallow it back down
<Drjookz> if its not, then just dont worry about it |
#23176 (160/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<japh_l> Hm. Tax return. Perhapse I'll buy a GPS tomorrow.
<vroom> I fully support that idea
<Macphisto> Your motion finds support within this collective.
<Macphisto> Proceed. |
#27905 (178/352) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<plexr> do you know std c++ ?
<plexr> or is a weak understanding of VB your only strength
<ahorse_> oohhhhh he just said the equivalent of *yo momma* |
#31399 (197/397) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE
<@wangzang> OMFG
<@wangzang> whoa
<@wangzang> holy fucks
<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings
<@wangzang> jesus christ
<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo
< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your keyboard
<@wangzang> omog |
#32820 (212/422) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
• +mirthy throws geru into the deep Xenogears ocean!
(+mirthy) ¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´
(+mirthy) ¸.·´¯`·.¸¸¸.·´¯`·.¸\o/¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`
(+mirthy) ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸ |
#94993 (326/660) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
LadyNikon: they did this one cake
LadyNikon: that was a lifesize drum set
blind: I bet it sounded terrible. |
#222135 (232/466) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: she's like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never change
InfernalTempestX: i'm like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never lose weight |
#242212 (313/631) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<&tgies> I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
<&tgies> Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
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#243537 (183/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<smxsy> i wonder if alien races show off to each other by seeing who's got the biggest prime number |
#301934 (198/392) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(5:06:23 AM) b2d4c3e5: I just remembered that I invented the Roger Klotz smiley when I was 17. It is my crowning achievement.
(5:06:24 AM) Liana <AUTO-REPLY>: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here
(5:06:27 AM) b2d4c3e5: #:^)
(5:08:44 AM) Liana: eric i have like 3 finals today i told you
(5:09:59 AM) Liana: i cant believe you woke me up for this
(5:11:44 AM) Liana: go fuck yourself
(5:13:03 AM) b2d4c3e5: #:^( |
#304914 (123/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
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* Drumroll please...
<html> X
<head> X
<title> Hello world! </title>
<body> X
<h1> Hello World! </h1> </body> </html>
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#307475 (95/181) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ReinDigga> it was awesome, i was walking to the station at half 8 this morning
<ReinDigga> and i heard from behind me "hey, HEY, HELLLOOOOOO?"
<ReinDigga> so i turn round
<ReinDigga> and there's a man dressed fairly well, and he lifts his hand, and calls "would you like some of my spliff?"
<ReinDigga> what a nice guy |
#308758 (190/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST |
#311121 (51/91) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<atom_bomb> my girlfriend has been pressuring me to write a book about about my engineering methodology
<atom_bomb> (after i told her how much money the agile software alliance makes)
<atom_bomb> my methodology is essentially a longwinded justification of procrastination
<atom_bomb> it just happens to be scrum-compatible and highly effective |
#188 (254/508) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand |
#965 (264/528) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook |
#2244 (147/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects
<DAL9000> Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest money in opensource projects?
<DAL9000> NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and porn to watch instead of coding. |
#2889 (180/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> Life is hard.
<Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.
<Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE |
#3416 (158/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly?
<Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over...
* Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll
*** Chaz (Chaz@va-24-30-228-82.va.mediaone.net) has joined channel #AlgolXR
<Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works
* Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle |
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