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#5270 (149/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?
<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway |
#5320 (168/327) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that want to do me?
<moijkNrg> Lucent: I don't want to see any male cheerleaders |
#5727 (150/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what.
<BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]
<BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...
<BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :)
<BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down. |
#8987 (152/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel!
<bolsh> same.
<Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER!
<bolsh> same. |
#9683 (154/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ? |
#34314 (224/440) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out |
#36442 (189/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Philth> Trivia-Bot v1.2
<Philth> Complete the Following
<Philth> 1) _______ ___._._._
<Philth> Hint: /_e_ve_ 1_7._.0._
<Angela> Uhh.
<Philth> Hint: /se_ver 127._.0._
<BloodSpoon> 127.0.0.1
<Angela> server 127.0.0.1
-!- Angela [~asdfg@d226-127-173.home.cgocable.net] has quit ["TrenzTerra Tornado (Seagull) - http://trenzterra.uni.cc"] |
#38426 (151/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@ara> Occupation: psychologist
<@ara> Smoker: No
<@ara> Drinker: No
<@ara> sweet
<@ara> she can deal with me fine
<@ara> i dont drink i dont smoke
<@ara> and im insaneComment: #SBK, irc.enterthegame.com
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#42959 (163/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Animation> fill in the blanks in my next post
<Animation> go ____ yourself __
<Jesse[WormsWorldParty]Tyler> Go Tuck Yourself In
<DJ|BS-Zelda> Go make yourself a cake |
#46479 (200/392) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+bad_karma> Dude, are you deaf? I've been msg'ing you for 15 minutes!
<@Matsunaga> Yes, I am deaf. That is why I communicate exclusively on IRC, or else using a speech recognition program.
<+bad_karma> HAHA
<+baer> LOL
*** Matsunaga sets mode +b *!*@*.nyc.rr.com
*** Matsunaga sets mode +b *!*@*.bos*.verizon.net
*** bad_karma has been kicked from #anime by Matsunaga (Don't mock my disabilities.)
*** baer has been kicked from #anime by Matsunaga (Don't mock my disabilities.)
<@Matsunaga> I wasn't joking, you bigots! |
#46518 (234/464) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mary_christine> is anyone else depressed today?
<James> NOT IF YOU ARE HAHAHA |
#50219 (175/343) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Syric> Like...I'll give them a quiz and tell them to "Read every question before answering, you have 5 minutes" and it'll have 40 questions. The last question would be "Do not do any of the questions above. Turn in paper blank"
<Sammael> but that wouldn't be a question...
<Syric> k, now I feel stupid.
<Rooks> Acceptance is the first step to a cure, or so they say. |
#56801 (170/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LabMonkey> damnit
<LabMonkey> there went my afternoon
<LabMonkey> THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE, KARMA
<KArmA> its what I do
<KArmA> try and be a better personComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#60116 (184/360) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<beaux> Sometimes I think having a girlfriend is like a contract signed in blood or something.
<SaxxonPike> terms are subject to change without noticeComment: #misfix
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#60441 (267/529) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:(
<factnfiction101> Maybe your to big of an idiot?
<orb> Maybe you're* too* big on an idiot
<Quietus> Maybe you're too big of* an idiot
<orb> >:| |
#68418 (187/371) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<clice> yo
<rp> Sitting in some gay training.
<rp> Err..
<rp> The training itself is gay, not that it's teaching you how to be gay.
<clice> nice one |
#68620 (156/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Vulpyne> in my enlish class we were doing this mad lib type things
<Vulpyne> the teacher asked for a proper noun and i said Pamela Anderson
<Vulpyne> part of it ended up being "This horse should be good for racing. It's father was Seabiscuit and it's mother was Pamela Anderson" |
#73493 (250/492) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lypanov> dvi ports are female... right?
<JimPanic> ..eh...I don't want to know why you're asking this question. |
#76047 (311/619) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@flamingspinach> what in the actual fuck
<@flamingspinach> is going on behind me
<@flamingspinach> on my roommate's bed
<@flamingspinach> he seems to be whispering randomly and moving around
<@flamingspinach> and one of his feet is significantly smaller than the other
<@flamingspinach> lol looks like I haven't been paying much attention to the world outside IRCComment: #machogang on popn.cjb.net:4400
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#38139 (113/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Whitetail> Dont buy your birth control items and pet supplies at the same time, or you will get funny looks |
#39850 (125/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Kirushi) stone should buy an amish webcam
(Abshurban) you mean a window? |
#50161 (154/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Infer|NHS> Oh shite, guess I'm not applying to NHS.
<pr0fessor> why?
<Infer|NHS> Didn't read forms, need references.
<Infer|NHS> Due first thing tomorrow. So it goes.
<CiA10386> You could just make them up! :-D
<CiA10386> Put me down as an international documtarist and war corrospondant and when they call me up, I'll just start fucking screaming over the line and hang up. |
#50723 (189/371) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kyrion> do NOT eat a hot pizza naked
<Kyrion> correction
<Kyrion> do NOT drop a slice of hot pizza on yourself when you are naked
<Fibbles> don't irc when naked
<Fibbles> freak |
#55161 (158/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<incog> i wrote an encyclopedia on paraphilias and fetishes back in 2000, but i lost it in a hd crash
<incog> climacophilia is the best
<incog> arousal by falling down stairs
<incog> like how do you notice you have that fetish?
<rolloffle> and how do you have sex while indulging it?Comment: irc.buttes.org #cockes
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#56295 (173/339) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TheMouse> Aurora, CS at jouse of pancock
<TheMouse> pancakes
<TheMouse> PANCAKES
<Aurora> PAGING DR. FREUD |
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