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#70718 (202/402) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ZoFreX> I'm actually considering fucking some fat chick I know
<ZoFreX> just cos she's up for it
<TheRandom> ZoFreX if you do
<TheRandom> i wont talk to you again
<ZoFreX> awesome.
<Ecom> hell for that, even I would do her
<FireFalcon> I'd fuck a fat chick if TR would commit suicide.
<FireFalcon> Hell, I'd fuck Zo if TR kills himself.
<ZoFreX> special 2 for 1 deal, I'd kill myself too |
#116110 (172/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ednos> root, help!
<ednos> the only language available is British English!
<root> ?
<ednos> I don't speak that!
<root> lol
<root> you'll survive
<root> it doesn't prevent you typing your posts in american
<ednos> I won't know which button submits
<ednos> is it "prevaricate about the bush" or "spot o' milk"?Comment: #taskforceranger on irc.gamesurge.net
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#199773 (136/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<yak[work]> This,..... is the weirdest error message I have ever gotten on database import...
<yak[work]> ---
<yak[work]> ERROR 1064 (42000) at line 1302: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ''orgasmic climax is like a parado' at line 1
<yak[work]> --- |
#300825 (138/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@stoner> well, hillbillies say they aren't indifferent towards education
<@stoner> but that's probably just because they don't know what either of those words mean :P |
#302444 (335/679) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nil> If you have a problem and think to yourself... "I can solve that with a regular expresion!" Now you have two problems. |
#304639 (77/147) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sebas> I still want to start a stoner metal band because it's so damn easy
<Sebas> The guitarist gets 40 seconds to find the next chord, the drummer has to stick to like 5bpm, the bassist just fuzzes about a bit, and you slap tons of distortion on the vocals
<al> Bach would be proud
<Sebas> Only if he were around in our day and age
<Sebas> Bach to the Future
<nwagers> for the record, that was terrible
<Sebas> One might even say it was the vinyl straw? |
#305796 (29/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bunsen> Imagine a twinkie represents the normal amount of Murphy's Law activity at a nuclear power plant.
<Bunsen> Based on the current situation at Fukushima No. 1, their Twinkie is about thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. |
#309866 (18/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[|]> bob135: I just can't take Debian seriously.
<bob135> why?
<[|]> They say no to non-free firefox artwork, no to non-free firmware blobs, but yes to non-free mono disease. They are like vegetarians that wear fur coats. |
#15832 (182/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him |
#16601 (162/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Weirdo> Sooty just brought a mouse into my room
<Weirdo> brb
*** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo|F00d |
#18834 (159/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[orb] :-8
[+polar] you're not supposed to have those in your mouth |
#22321 (153/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
<TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d
<Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room |
#23855 (152/298) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pupazz_> I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a knife go through your spine.... Oh yes.
<D_Radio> pupazz_: considering I am currently sleeping on a mattress, it must be very uncomfortable |
#24171 (191/379) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[6thAB]Barnes> I wasn't masturbating!
<[6thAB]Barnes> I was just cleaning it and it when off!!! |
#27335 (173/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die?
thenstock: prolly something you did, asshole. |
#33221 (160/316) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the topsecret info |
#103 (298/604) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies" |
#183 (269/544) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/ |
#709 (187/371) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking |
#917 (174/344) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky |
#1057 (202/402) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. |
#1727 (189/375) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm? |
#2394 (156/308) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!'
<McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything
<McMoo> she was pissed. |
#2858 (165/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* semi realises that my videocard is better then MrP-'s old computer
<MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc |
#3039 (160/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho |
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