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#58096 (166/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TehSchoom> Dijon Vu...
<TehSchoom> The same mustard, again and again |
#66600 (374/754) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Orb: HA YES
Orb: ASIANS IN AMERICA HAVE HIGHEST LIFE EXPECTANCIES
Orb: SUCK IT WHITIES |
#298197 (116/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< SgtSauce> How come it's so quiet?
< SgtSauce> There's like million peoples on
<@|silicon> you'd be surprised how much duct tape $50 will buyComment: #geekissues
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#299802 (156/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nikki93> I guess I'll make a video of some GraLL 2 level editing. First I need to get this Linux screen recording thing to work with OpenGL apps.
<nikki93> Ok, so turrets it is.
<nikki93> Now lets think about the turret's design.
<nikki93> I'm thinking it'll be like a 'pole'. Out of the top of the pole, 'laser' shots come out and toward you.
<nikki93> The 'pole' periodically goes into the 'base' and then comes back 'out'.
<nikki93> When it's out, it's shooting time. When it's in, it's taking... 'rest'. The 'rest' period is when you have to run.
<metabol> It's ok to say penis if you mean penis.
<nikki93> -_- |
#311257 (62/114) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nomikos> basically I don't eat anything which has had a face on it at some point
<edf> what if we could breed faceless cows, Nomikos?
<Nomikos> how would they eat?
<edf> tubes
<edf> high-pressure mush injected straight into their digestive stuff
<Nomikos> this is a "how many parts of a cow do you have to remove to make it stop being a cow" isn't it
<edf> no
<edf> just the face
<Nomikos> just genetic-engineer some trees to grow burgers
<edf> what if the trees grow faces?
<Nomikos> ...
<Nomikos> hence "basically" :-p
<Nomikos> faces implying brains implying consciousness
<edf> oh
<edf> duh
<edf> then just tranquilise them from birth, keeping them perpetually unconscious
<Nomikos> you are not allowed on the committee of ethics :|
<edf> aw :( |
#12076 (150/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.
<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter... |
#15753 (135/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xney> how goes the job search?
<Stemish> xeeneee....it'll go, once i start it :)
<Xney> oh you haven't started?
<Stemish> not seriously, i'm not hurting yet
<Xney> brian: You should start way early.. it's quite ugly :)
<fouts> no shit. one company i applied to went out of business between posting
the ad and my email to them |
#16511 (149/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted
<noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college
<noah> tail
<dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon |
#17193 (142/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard
<dodge> shit, now chocolate
<dodge> i should clean it instead of mashing it under the keys |
#20063 (182/357) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Konami> huge mofo assignment due friday
<Konami> that i haven't started
<silique> oh....
<silique> that's in two days....
<silique> is it big?
<Konami> yes
<Konami> yes, it is
* silique shakes his head
<silique> why...
<silique> didn't you do it earlier?
<Konami> umm
<Konami> because
<Konami> it was more fun and easier to not do it |
#20573 (150/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<asshat> I just chipped a tooth on one of my nuts
<asshat> fuck
<asshat> brb |
#20825 (152/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<noodle> i think one of my nuts got twisted in my sac today
<noodle> i would start untwisting it, but i dont know which way its twisted, so i dont want to twist it more on accident
<TremoR> that hurts just thinking about it
<noodle> ooohhh shit that was definitely the wrong way, ow |
#21974 (184/360) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<create> <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<joedirt> isnt that a french pastry? |
#24214 (182/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<keith_escalade> I got a computer for my wife, and it was a good trade. |
#25047 (207/407) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jko> When david was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey we dont say "He was stoned off his ass" |
#25121 (183/359) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?
*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) |
#27187 (162/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RoseThorn> AFK, having a baby |
#28887 (205/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fred> i say, you shoot three people, because they won't make you apple pie, and all of a sudden you are a "murderer". what is the world coming to?
<fred> and then when the police have the audacity to come to "talk" they don't bring any pie with them. rude.
<fred> i hope you all realise my one phone call was wasted on this dial up connection. |
#30082 (199/391) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Because Bush is going to be on the frontlines, right?
<@Psycho> well he would if we let him
<@Fuel[BTEG]> Bush on the frontline, hah
<@Fuel[BTEG]> The only lines bush knows about involve a razor blade and a rolled up $20.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#32744 (189/371) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@tadashi-> i remember everytime chinese new year rolled on by
<@tadashi-> the teacher would make us do a parade through the school
<@tadashi-> and i'd fucking lead it cuz i was the only azn in my class
<@tadashi-> i was like wtf |
#1066 (210/414) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<D1> omg
<D1> christians are knocking at my door
<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible |
#2219 (187/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier
<SD-Washu> that was l33t
<biafra> what
<SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese
<SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...."
<SD-Washu> followed by *click* |
#4321 (152/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kung_fu_mike> I ran for office today in the IEEE elections
<kung_fu_mike> and I lost to a whiney bitch that everyone knows is going to break under the pressure
<FlipTopBox> if everyone know's she'll crack, why did they vote for her?
<kung_fu_mike> cause there idiots who came for the free pizza and saw a moderatly cute girl
<kung_fu_mike> well guess I will have to get position my way and get her in bed
<mightyflo> and run everything from behind the scenes
<kung_fu_mike> from behind is right |
#4460 (187/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
<jre> So I "pissed in the sink" |
#7284 (156/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzy ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs" |
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