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#31163 (147/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Will> O_O i keep my output of stupid questions in complete equilibrium with smart questions.
<nomad> so, you won't ask questions at all? |
#32786 (204/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sandra19lez> you mean to tell me a porno called Willy Jackoff's Chocolate and Cream Factory had nothing to do with Willy Wonka?
<Auzy> this is one scary convo... |
#16285 (174/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* KnacK is busy studying for his urine test
* Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @ the guy beside him. |
#16590 (149/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six
<KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act like?!
<setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20 |
#19634 (155/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«°º°» Joins -- Guest9232023 [ Guest@DynastyNet-9315.dial.bright.net ]
<Guest9232023> hi
<X13> Hey.
<X13> :)
<Guest9232023> help me onto irc
<Guest9232023> how do i get on irc
<X13> You're on IRC.
<Guest9232023> o |
#22739 (146/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Airlea> If I was trying to hit on you AJ, I'd just use my frying pan.
<FBMachine> woah, foreplay and cooking at the same time |
#26290 (177/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain |
#29811 (175/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Will> hmm i think it be time i put xp pron on this machine
<Will> xp pro |
#29922 (223/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER.
<Delusion> SHE HAS UNTIL FRIDAY TO ACCEPT.
<Delusion> OR UNTIL SATURDAY TO LIVE.
<Delusion> DEPENDING ON THE DECISION. |
#32317 (163/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<irokin> PyrotiX: oh we share so much in common...if only you were a chick
<+PyrotiX> give it time
<+PyrotiX> :D |
#32884 (190/372) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rein_coloring> It's always good to make adults happy. You never know when one of them will feed you |
#96424 (383/767) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Oddlot_P3 goes to grab some sort of food.
<FuzzyPlushroom> That reminds me
<FuzzyPlushroom> In ninth grade, I got bored in science class and wrote "Is Penis a Food?" on the table
<FuzzyPlushroom> I drew a two-column chart under it, "Yes" and "No"
<Oddlot_P3> Any replys?
<FuzzyPlushroom> The majority of tickmarks were in the "Yes" column
<FuzzyPlushroom> Therefore, in conclusion, I'm forced to consider the possibility that you're a flaming faggot. |
#135819 (208/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jim_duggan> Why are the cheerleaders all pumped up after the game?
<jim_duggan> The game is over, why are they all still, "GO JAGS!"
<jim_duggan> They went, its over, they won
<PatHighgate> Jim, because the players are about to boink them
<PatHighgate> They're excited.
<jim_duggan> You spelled rape wrong |
#265271 (248/490) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
asrskz: Don't tell me who won the 2000 election. I have the coverage on disk but I have not gotten around to watching it. Don't spoil it for me
Alexius: hehe
asrskz: Only last week I found out that Clinton was re-elected in 1996.
Alexius: Yup.
Alexius: Wait for the next two seasons. They're really shocking!Comment: #TVTorrents
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#279749 (135/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<the_silent_ech0> i wish the ravioli would respawn |
#295544 (88/166) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raisin> One of my friends was supposed to be getting back in shape starting today- no drinking, no smoking, and lots of exercise
<Raisin> He came over at 5 pm, already drunk, to tell me our gym date was off, then bummed a cigComment: #offtopic
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#297640 (349/697) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cronos> Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven.
<Cronos> God says to her "You've been such a good sport, I'll let you have one wish."
<Cronos> She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe.
<Cronos> Michael Jackson appears beside her.
<Cronos> God says to Michael "You've also been a good sport for this, you may have a wish as well."
<Cronos> He wishes not to be black in Heaven.
<Cronos> Billy Mays shows up beside him with a bottle of Oxiclean |
#302185 (49/89) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stewart> One of my mates is trying to quit nicotine lozenges... by smoking |
#304593 (280/554) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zypur> I'm trying to sell a brand new blackberry storm2
<Zypur> It's stolen from verizon
<Failure> That's not a phrase you'd usually include when trying to sell something |
#305255 (45/81) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> The only deity I pray to is Charles Darwin.
<fahadsadah> Aside: I think I'm getting this whole secular thing wrong. |
#117 (280/556) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady? |
#755 (269/532) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it |
#1731 (167/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
<outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq
for an hour after I'd gone |
#1982 (189/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?
<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.
<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.
<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.
<ToastyGhost> Powerade.
<Toen> penis, actually
<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle.
<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that
<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!
<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;
<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST |
#2579 (182/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<peng> NOT JUST A PEN
<peng> A LIGHT UP PEN
<peng> IT GLOWED
<peng> IT WAS AWESOME
<peng> IT GAVE ME JOY
<Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU
<peng> I think she used it as a dildo. |
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