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#1063 (186/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird |
#1375 (169/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Fustard] I just walked out into the living room today
[Fustard] and my mom just randomly went
[Fustard] 'the dog has been masturbating too much, ive never seen it that big' |
#1950 (180/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...
<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.
<Brentai> My type of woman. |
#2470 (166/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass |
#3045 (171/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** beltic has joined #html
<beltic> hey folks..
<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?
<myn> #php
<beltic> thanks.
*** beltic has left #html |
#3293 (161/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere?
<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"... |
#3524 (245/482) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
<xpander> is that a euphemism?
<Ouroboros> Possibly
<Ouroboros> Shhh
<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"
<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
<Affe> oh wait
<Affe> we're being subtle |
#4686 (147/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P
<Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries...
<Morpheus> 8 in tiwan
<Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!?
* Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport |
#5971 (161/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident >< |
#7066 (154/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ein|sk00l> Goddammit.
<Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week?
<Staberinde> Yes
<Staberinde> But then I live in California
<Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at least once a week |
#8094 (271/534) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Perforator\zzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here.
<Perforator\zzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT" |
#8202 (155/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do?
<Epesh> get those files |
#10480 (160/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> So
<Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the next word I
heard over the cube walls.
<Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was "Auschwitz" |
#119961 (100/192) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Squirrel^^> hey hey
<Robin> what's shakin'?
<Squirrel^^> ur mum
<Robin> possibly
<Robin> thanks to the parkinsons disease and all
<Robin> :/ |
#265546 (281/555) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+arinder> evening
<&Frell> Afternoon
<+Highfarm> well hello there children...
<+arinder> i have Popsicles in my basement
<+Highfarm> is that another way of saying you´re taking it in the ass ? :D
<+arinder> wow i never thought it that way :D
<+arinder> :( |
#294689 (307/607) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[carbine] People should be forced to talk like manpages
[carbine] Straight to the point, and with an example to clarify.
[carbine] Especially women
[carbine] I guess that's why they're not called womanpages though
[mjt] LOL
[carbine] If I were to type "woman irssi" instead of "man irssi" I'd get something like, "This thingy lets you talk to people. Speaking of which I talked to Lindsay today and she's such a bitch! She kept going on and on..." and eventually your computer would lock up because that command is basically an infinite loop.
[jedimstr] "No manual entry for woman"
[carbine] I bet I could find a manual entry on a woman... |
#295235 (141/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* P2E is definitely not an expert
<derf> That makes two of us.
<P2E> uh, yeah, but I'm even less of an expert than that
<derf> There's only one way to fix that.
<P2E> aw, but reading is so HARD
<derf> No, I meant do stupid things repeatedly until you learn something.Comment: #vorbis
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#297876 (133/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Sebas> The only reason the French started a civil war was so that they could win for once |
#297991 (138/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nim> I remember having to rma classified harddrives when I was in the navy :P
<nim> it was like
<nim> nim> yeah, your hdd's broke
<nim> dell> ok ship them back
<nim> nim> can't, they are classified
<nim> dell> ?!?!
<nim> eventually dell agreed to let me keep the platters
<nim> and just ship them the case
<nim> and the motor |
#298065 (182/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trivia> A group of these is called a crash.
<Lenny> idfk. geese?
<el_dulzor> Asian drivers? |
#299433 (123/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* mib_a1mlh (43a93d21@widget.mibbit.com) has joined #buddhism
<mib_a1mlh> im a new buhdist and was wondering what should i focus on
* Quits: mib_a1mlh (43a93d21@widget.mibbit.com) (Client Quit)
<@urgen> focus on staying longer...
<@urgen> either that or spellingComment: efnet
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#300876 (165/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Noopn Ale: 100MB left on the download
misterj: yeah, mine is done
Noopn Ale: Damn, you rolling with Comcast too?
misterj: what? naw, charter
Noopn Ale: Charter? Really? My GF told me that shit was horrible
misterj: well, she also told you your dick was big
Noopn Ale: :'( |
#304895 (43/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jMCg> With something's not right I meant: I just measured my temperature, and although I feel hot, it says 34.
< jMCg> I think I should try that again.
< jMCg> Much better results: 35.8
< jMCg> Lets see what it says when I put it in m
< apanek-work> ...
< jMCg> y tea. |
#306373 (42/74) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Judith: I sleep face down because my nose gets cold.
You: So you can't breathe, but at least your nose is warm.
Judtih: NO, it's like swimming. You tilt your head when you want to breathe. |
#308984 (30/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tali> They call you TheWatcher? I can guess what you do :P
<TheWatcher> Yep, I listen. |
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