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<Cronos> Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven.
<Cronos> God says to her "You've been such a good sport, I'll let you have one wish."
<Cronos> She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe.
<Cronos> Michael Jackson appears beside her.
<Cronos> God says to Michael "You've also been a good sport for this, you may have a wish as well."
<Cronos> He wishes not to be black in Heaven.
<Cronos> Billy Mays shows up beside him with a bottle of Oxiclean
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