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#16188 (156/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wof> does anyone really use emacs?
<Pills> my wife used to
<wof> really?
<wof> what'd she do?
<Pills> she... edited files? :) |
#16575 (152/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?"
<AshPlississkin> no
<oreth> yeah. me neither. |
#19217 (268/525) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
tom: she has such a nice ass
tom: but her best part is the personality
david: well
david: you cant stick your dick in her personality |
#19294 (161/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Specialst> i wanna talk to this chick... ahhh SHIT... i think someone is shoooting at our hosue.brb |
#23077 (169/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> Woohoo, girls college softball on ESPN2.
<Kevyn> I think it's college. There's NCAA logos everywhere, but these girls look fourteen. Score!
<Pedro> Is that Jennie Finch girl pitching?
<Kevyn> I don't know. I have it on mute. |
#26243 (203/391) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Princess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all.
SynistraDeath: rob my dad is in here
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: LINDSAY
Princess Ryo: EVEN IF WE ARE OCEANS APART
Princess Ryo: I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: SEND ME MORE LETTERS
Princess Ryo: AND MORE PANTIES
SynistraDeath: ROB SHUT THE FUCK UP
Princess Ryo: PREFFERABLY SOILED PLZKTHX |
#27251 (186/358) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* StevenK sods off out to the Big Blue Room.
<joshk> Big Blue Room?
<joshk> IBM room?
<StevenK> joshk: Outside, you dork. |
#27473 (172/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<S|ip> if I wanted to see scenery I'd go to google. Like, I know the resolution would be better if I actually decided to go hiking, but I'd have to get up... |
#29309 (205/395) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Vehementi> heh, was at this party last night, this dude had the best wife ever, he was extremely drunk and playing max payne, and his sober wife was helping him play, telling him where to go, etc. |
#30634 (254/498) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong |
#31065 (241/467) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Boogernish] many times i've loved
[Boogernish] and many times been bitten
* Naomi bites Boogernish
[Boogernish] awesome
[b0wser] sometimes monkeys bite each other during sex
[Naomi] sometimes people bite eachother during sex
[Boogernish] sometimes i bite monkeys during sex |
#31195 (237/459) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned on the mp3
<Sion> haha
<Sion> wtf did i just type |
#31744 (189/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(AtomicBadger) my crotch itches
(AtomicBadger) damn aftershave
(vash) ... |
#12290 (206/399) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . .
<DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person called "Dave"
<DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there will be one |
#14973 (163/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too
<Nija> boy, was she pissed |
#15166 (135/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt; know you could buy rifles
[][ceman] I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me |
#16926 (163/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"?
< farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig |
#17725 (199/385) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER |
#27396 (185/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<COL_Stele> oh damn... sat on my cat. brb |
#27904 (226/440) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@redfox> fuk
<@redfox> just found out my sisters been in labour for 7 hours
<@bovineaux> omg ur gonna be a daddy! |
#31528 (201/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on. thats... hrmm...
<Cazor> and she freaks out when i go to my laundry
<GreenJeanz> wtf haha
<Cazor> like, an orgasmic freak out
<Ruthven> sounds good
<Jovan> Cazor: Sounds like an opportunity... :D
<Jovan> Just kidding.
<Cazor> ehhh... nope.
<Ruthven> ¬_¬
<Jovan> That's kinda funny though.
<Cazor> you'd laugh if i told you who it was, though.
<kak> Its ok Cazor, we know its your mom. |
#31799 (231/449) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McDeath> thank god for electricity
<Jake_Edwards> yeah, if it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
<gower> and how useless would all the power plants be
<conrad> at least you can still use your computer in the darkComment: from #qegs
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#31996 (169/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends every waking moment surfing the world wide web. Some of us read email before going out and checking out favorite web pages, web comics included.
<Sean> Some of these same people may have email readers that can read upwards of 100 lines at a time, so blocktext spoiler warnings are not always effective.
<Jacob> Dude, if you can display 100 lines at a time in your email client... you're probably a geek who spends every waking moment surfing the World Wide Web. |
#32873 (171/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alvein> most of my internet knowledge comes from finding porn |
#33207 (185/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Will you be paying by credit card?"
<mjc> # Customer: "Yes."
<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Ok, I need your credit card number and your name as it appears on the card, please."
<mjc> # Customer: "WHAT?!? I'm not giving my credit card to you over the phone! Then your company will have access to it!" |
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