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#164029 (278/544) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Stueh> Hehe we were joking around at work (she's a student there)
<Stueh> Her: Your hand is on my hip
<Stueh> Me: INCIDENTAL CONTACT
<Stueh> Her: You're standing awfully close
<Stueh> Me: It's a cramped working environment!
<Stueh> Her: You're staff, I'm a student
<Stueh> Me: ... I think you're hot.
<Stueh> Her: Me too.
<Stueh> *we both walk off in opposite directions*
<Stueh> So now, although we're cousins (but no one knows it) all her friends think we're dating =) |
#245012 (265/517) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ailure> what is divisible by zero?
<blackhole89> a miserable little pile of exceptions |
#259078 (269/527) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<charles> If every time I walk into Urban Outfitters, I want to kill myself, does that make me anti-emo or emo? |
#296107 (121/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RBOMB> OFF TO BED
<RBOMB> BAI
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) Quit (Quit: testical)
...10 minutes later...
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) has joined #fudgeh
<RBOMB> massive fail
<RBOMB> bed sheets in washing machine
<RBOMB> failed to make it to dryer |
#297968 (82/152) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[carbine] Uh oh. Foxconn employee killed himself after losing an iPhone prototype
[errata4q] wtf?
[errata4q] is that the macworld article?
[wliao] it's on wired as well
[carbine] You know what this means?
[carbine] NEW IPHONE ON THE WAY!
[carbine] Woo! |
#301385 (234/454) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Emperor_Nick> I have Star Wars theme and classic Monopoly. I like building houses on the Death Star, because I imagine Darth Vader cutting the grass on the surface of the huge laser's dish.
<Emperor_Nick> A little picket fence, some roses...
<Emperor_Nick> You could really spruce the place up.
<Emperor_Nick> Turn that Death Star into a Dream Star.
<Emperor_Nick> Him and Emperor Palpatine in a civil union, adopting a wookie orphan.
<Emperor_Nick> The Jedi protesting their corruption of the sacred union between a man, a woman and The Force...
* Emperor_Nick has disturbed daydreams |
#306464 (127/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< guzzles> Powered by our patented "Global Interpreter Lock," the Python Foundation is pleased to announce TrollThreads, Python's latest language feature.
< guzzles> A collaborative effort between The Python Foundation and PyFLTK, TrollThreads ensures that no two routines in your program will ever run simultaneously or exhibit other threadlike behavior.
< guzzles> TrollThreads API should be almost instantly familiar to any developer with experience writing threaded code in other languages, with important added functionality. Namely, that it doesn't actually work.
< guzzles> Should you actually want to take advantage of traditional threading, please use the "subprocess" module and a clusterfuck of IPC or inquire in our IRC channel, where many helpful developers will angrily explain that threads are *obviously not what you REALLY wanted*. |
#341 (250/488) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret? |
#1011 (187/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out |
#1443 (202/392) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck |
#1597 (207/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ryan> I think I’m going to feed my dog viagra and leave
him home alone with my sister. |
#1764 (156/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again? |
#4105 (160/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it
[dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right
* dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it... |
#5508 (260/507) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[ric]> fucking dicks
<[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out presentation room
<[ric]> it's worth about £10,000
<[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your computer" burn into the screen
<roded> hehe
<nakkew> LOL
<Object> hehe
<nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen
<nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers |
#7849 (172/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!"
<FadeJade> Fuck yeah
<Phuser> hell yes
<FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty?
<FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks |
#8336 (172/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sanji> I eat people.
<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian |
#8490 (219/426) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aquacavi> well what if i told you i was pregnant
<helminthes> IS IT MINE?!?!
<aquacavi> yours or the dogs
<helminthes> IT'S THE DOG'S
<helminthes> IF HE DENIES IT TELL HIM HE CAN'T TALK |
#10015 (213/412) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell |
#10261 (163/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mindran> ok i'm going to be fired
<mindran> i made some thing generate random passwords for this app i just made
<mindran> and sent it out
<mindran> and some of them are horrible :(
<mindran> i dont want to be the person who's password is now "hard14long"
<mindran> or "like10come" |
#11033 (210/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D |
#11038 (176/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY PASSWORD
<+darkmind> Report him :x
<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off |
#34475 (195/377) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Josho> haha fox fucked up
<Josho> caption: BRUTAL DAY
<Josho> bitch is talkign about people dead in iraq
<Josho> and there's this video of a guy skiing |
#35292 (241/469) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<StormSeeker> Apparently I'm fun to stick things in :P |
#37726 (131/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Phlip_f00d> wow water takes a long time to boil if you turn the oven on instead of the stoveComment: #blenderchat on FreeNode
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#56987 (211/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Caffeinated Soap: haha we were at the mall of Georgia talking about how it was a magnet for pedophiles and how w/ like half the chicks there we could just say don't ask how old I am and I won't ask how old you are
Caffeinated Soap: and we were talking about this while waiting for an elevator
Caffeinated Soap: so we get in the elevator
Caffeinated Soap: and there are some maybe 14-16 yr old chicks behind us, and one starts to get on the elevator and one goes no, no we can't get on with them |
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