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<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f? |
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<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl who ever said I was cute
<Anton> so be warned and prepared
<angelic> will do.
<Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked |
#7473 (151/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@straylight> ARGH
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> ...
<@straylight> other than me? |
#8527 (164/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?' |
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<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH |
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<happy> i have problems cooking on the stove, because i run into my room to chat on irc or somehting, and it catches fire |
#9169 (195/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here |
#122388 (294/574) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<X-Istence> Oh that was just epic. I two girls one cupped my entire family
<lordoden> lmfao
<lordoden> oh god
<lordoden> thats horrible
<X-Istence> The TV is run over DSL right
<ALT_HACK> wow
<X-Istence> so whenever the TV is on (DVR type system, TVoIP)
<X-Istence> the download speeds drop to practically 0
<X-Istence> So I intercepted teh packets, and ran an MPEG 4 stream of 2 girls 1 cup to the DVRComment: #nerdgy irc.freenode.net
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CRKD_rat: every time i hear the word joygasm, i think of a man cumming a rainbow. |
#230486 (109/205) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<OOPz> 'who had flown from American to give evidence' - the independant
<OOPz> does nobody proof read any more?
<wiseman303> no
<wiseman303> they have spell cheque! |
#302087 (60/108) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pokoko222> are you guys allowed graphing calculators on exams?
<amine> no
* Kage is
* dx is not
<pokoko222> why i dont get it
<pokoko222> it is dumb
<dx> It depends on the exam
<pokoko222> why waste time finding 6 points when i can just push a button
<lament> that's my perspective on foreplay |
#303251 (113/213) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Justice> music is like sex, for every person paying for it, there's a thousand who don't
* Isamu shares CDs with his mom |
#311375 (19/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
--> droid2727 has joined #xoreos
<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^ |
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<Bolwerk> You know what's so great about the advance of WiFi internet? There used to be Internet pornography around you going through the wires all the time. Now the Internet pornography is literally being transmitted through you. George W. Bush must love the thought that binary data representing people fencing each other with their cocks is passing right through him all the time now. |
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<|silicon> one of our customer's got a DMCA violation
* |silicon notes the filenames
<|silicon> Infringer Username: gentlyjohnny
<|silicon> Infringing Filename: Gay porn - River Patrol 7.mpg
<|silicon> Infringing Filesize: 14732752
<|silicon> dude, it goes on FOR PAGES |
#36313 (135/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@root66> i used to be high on life
<@root66> then i developed a tolerance
<@root66> before I knew it
<@root66> instead of seizing the day
<@root66> i was seizing 3, 4 days
<@root66> even a week
<@root66> just to cop the same buzzComment: #maddox on WhatNET, while discussing LSA
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<cynic> Post something on my forums dammit
<cynic> I mean hi
<cynic> <_<;
<ancsik> if you say a common typo i will kill you |
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<redux> I went to walgreens recently, to buy condoms for the first time
<redux> on the line there were two cashiers who opened up and they yelled next customer almost at the same time
<redux> One was a pregnant woman, and the other was a guy whos name tag said "Mr. Hyman"
<redux> so you could see how easy my decision was :P |
#39315 (161/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ryukitsu has joined #vee
<Riiko> Wild RYUKITSU appeared!
* ryukitsu prepares a tackle attack :o
* ryukitsu is gathering energy.
<Riiko> you don't have to gather energy for tackle
<ryukitsu> But I'm lazy >(
* ryukitsu prepares to walk across the room.
* ryukitsu is gathering energy. |
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<michael`> i mean the whole idea of the separation of powers is that each branch of government will be power-hungry and try to grab as much power as possible by subverting the other two
<michael`> and they all, in theory, work against each other to produce an equilibrium
<Nithos> Heh, so if you're locked in a cage with a ravenous wolf, all you need is a pissed off tiger in there with you to keep you safe?Comment: #geekissues
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Bronxalicious> Best thing ever just happened
Bronxalicious> I'm cleaning up my room cause Brent's coming over with his comp right
Bronxalicious> But it's fuckin hot
Bronxalicious> So I take off my pants
Bronxalicious> and I'm just there in boxers vacuuming up thinking no-ones gonna see me
Bronxalicious> next thing my dad walks in, and i'm standing there with the vacuum cleaner and only boxers on
Bronxalicious> and my dads just :|
Bronxalicious> so me not thinking about what hes thinking about im like "hey you want a turn, im bored of this."
{[ Hman> LMFAO
Bronxalicious> and he just keeps staring
Bronxalicious> then walks off without saying a word
Bronxalicious> and then i suddenly realise that the vacuum cleaner is suspiciously near my crotch
Bronxalicious> so my dad now thinks i have sex with the vacuum cleaner |
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<DangerousCurves> man
<DangerousCurves> now i wanna go into a store
<DangerousCurves> and buy a pregnancy test
<DangerousCurves> then come back in 5 mins and buy some wire coathangers |
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<matja> well, i _tried_ to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdfComment: As stable as einsteinium maybe.
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<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in
<tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts
<Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam
<Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash
<tague> there's an idea
<Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > " |
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<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard |
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