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#20177 (169/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn
<eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position
<waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him
<eva> shut up fag
<eva> IM NOT GAY |
#22068 (156/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com
<+[aa]Ho_O> fuck.
<+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT |
#27183 (167/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Joins: cybergeek (~cybergeek@riscy.net-20F8CEF6.cable.mindspring.com)
<cybergeek> help!
<cybergeek> i need to think of something that my g/f and i can do, that doesn't require any amount of nudity
<cybergeek> also must be something that does not involve spending muchos monitos, does not involve revel fires, does not involve frisbee, does not involve Monty Python (cuz i haven't converted her yet)
<Heretic> Cuddle beneath a tree in the warm summer night.
<cybergeek> good idea
<cybergeek> only problem is it rained earlier, so it's all wet now
<Heretic> Get a blow dryer. |
#29108 (225/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg |
#31938 (175/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@X_Raided|> anglish is the one subject where i dont ave 2 think
<@X_Raided|> i got an A there
<@X_Raided|> *english |
#201 (269/526) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form |
#961 (232/453) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo? |
#1343 (181/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(nexxai) Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to party). |
#1415 (164/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday
<Th3Virus> they are gonna say "shit" on TV
<Th3Virus> no bleeps
<Spacenett> which one is it
<Spacenett> heh
<Spacenett> they do it all the time on paper view
<Th3Virus> paper view |
#1931 (154/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet |
#1987 (194/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dr\gonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<dr\gonzo> work like you don't need the money
<dr\gonzo> jack off like nobody's home |
#2148 (161/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid.
<Kazz> Even when he's 40.
<JDigital> hee
<Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?"
<Kazz> "Fuck off, dad."
<Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins?
* Silkenray laughs
<Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words |
#3134 (222/434) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<friedegg> _.---._ /\\
<friedegg> ./' "--`\//
<friedegg> ./ o \
<friedegg> ././\ )______ \__ \
<friedegg> ./ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7
<friedegg> " " " "
<friedegg> _.---._ /\\
<friedegg> ./' "--`\//
<friedegg> ./ o \
<friedegg> ././\ )______ \__ \
<friedegg> ./ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7
<friedegg> " " " "
<b|ubeard> eek
<friedegg> shhh
<friedegg> i'm observing wildlife |
#4280 (184/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines:
<O_6> wtf
<O_6> goddamn keyboard
<O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe!
<matts> interesting autobiography |
#5542 (207/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ |
#5598 (291/571) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades. |
#5694 (150/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"
* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.
<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis? |
#5729 (174/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game
<Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire
<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not fuck the damn corpse |
#7111 (175/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.
<piman> PyroP, Uh...
<aer> I see..
<PyroP> ^banging^banging on |
#7717 (177/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste
<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste
<kez> you missed a bit off the end
<cosmok> ?
<kez> </html> |
#11587 (190/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up. "hello? *pause* yeah, she's right here. *glances at me* thirty-four C." me: "thirty-six." jason: "thirty-six c. yeah. bye." |
#195 (282/555) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window |
#367 (218/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner |
#554 (198/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on |
#870 (218/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m. |
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