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<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So far no disconnection problems
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#70508 (235/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pickett> Oh man, you have to hear this joke.
<Justin> Yeah? Shoot.
<Pickett> So I was playing Dungeons and Dragons...
<Justin> ...
<Justin> Dude, the punchline is supposed to be at the end of the joke. |
#33785 (230/448) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> I'm bi.
<Mr_X> Bi means two chicks at the same time, right? |
#35249 (285/561) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows?
<gfjgfjgfj> windows
<Stonefish> windows?
<dooky> rocket: windows
<Igneous> •rocket• WINDOWS?
<Igneous> lmao
<dooky> lmfao!Comment: #futuremark
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#40223 (150/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JordanF> "Mr. Gates acknowledged today that the company's error reporting service indicated that 5 percent of all Windows-based computers now crash more than twice each day."
<cnb> the rest don't report
<nforbes> The other computers are all powered offComment: #dotgeek @ irc.freenode.net
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#40440 (181/349) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<laurent> yeah everything's great except the damn hard disk
<Popdog> need a hd?
<Popdog> i've got a spare 20 i can bring up with me
<laurent> i was trying to seduce Amanda by showing her how fast i could install OpenBSD and i did the bsdlabel editing and hit ok and a pile of newfs errors spam the screen
<Popdog> LOL
<laurent> so needless to say i didn't get lucky that night |
#49955 (187/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<retard> if we went to a party kitsa
<retard> you'd have to buy some sort of anti retard spray
<Kitsa> it's called mace |
#51227 (166/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Dead Like One: You know, I've learned something from watching Episode III with Kenny.
A love revisited: Oh?
Dead Like One: "Don't mistreat droids." "Never trust a clone." "Don't make deals with sith lords."
Dead Like One: Things that will never help me.
A love revisited: Replace droids with menial laborers, clone with Catholic, and sith lords with cokeheads, and you've got some serious life lessons there. |
#80132 (258/506) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wingnuts> ...
<wingnuts> buddy of mine had an order for a custom "rack".. the one that holds servers and shit
<wingnuts> which is odd, cause he fabricates aluminum shit...
<wingnuts> but they wanted all this heatpipe shit for all the comps
<wingnuts> and he was like "That's nice, but where does the heat go?", and the client points to this massive chunk of metal in the center of the rack with a little flap on it
<wingnuts> and says "That's where the pizza box goes. All the heat from the servers are focused on that. No pizza means the system overheats, so you gotta keep putting fresh boxes in there to absorb the radiant energy".
<wingnuts> :|
<wingnuts> Pizza powered network. |
#115962 (152/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP"
<%Raven> I had no idea what a WASP was so I basically had to gamble whether they were for or against indian mistreatment
<%Raven> I went against, which was wrong
<%Raven> but I covered myself by saying "in case above answer doesn't suffice, here's a reply from a different WASP"
<%Raven> I just drew a giant wasp (the bug) and added a textballoon with BZZZZZZZT
<%Raven> he might just give points for originalityComment: #dyo on irc.dyo-ecksdee.com
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#210496 (161/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Menacer> You'll either need to look in your owner's manual (or the aftermarket stereo manual) or pull the radio out and look.
<Tain> hmm ok
<Menacer> unless the aux ports are front-mounted, of course.
<Tain> menacer: it's under the thing you pull out that's all metal and when you put it on your skin it hurts
<Cpl_Ethane> tain: that's called a "cigarette lighter"Comment: #raspberryheaven
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#236973 (107/205) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tenX> any experiences with expertsexchange.com anyone?
<xsawyerx> i've never had a sex change, so i can't advise there... |
#252056 (120/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<celeste> i have this part of my hormonal cycle where i just can not stop eating. like no matter how much i eat i'm hungry again within the hour
<ilanbg> that's cute
<ilanbg> and by that I mean, please do not tell me about your hormonal cycle |
#294213 (258/504) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Plasma-Fox> Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian gauge theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) x SUR(Nf) x UB(1) x UA(1). |
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Bouch: whats a gargleborg?
Shivers: thats what you get when you let nanites loose in a jar of mouthwash. |
#303649 (52/94) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Camille> I love my new job
<+ericc> where d'you work?
<Camille> it's a small coffee shop. doesn't pay much, but nearly everyone there is a gamer or irc'er.
<+ericc> nice
<Camille> yeah, we got busy around 1pm and it was loud cos of people chatting
<Camille> so one of the guys there shouted out "now I know how those marines feel when I hit them with a zerg rush"
<+ericc> hahaha awesome
<Camille> the manager heard him and frowned, I thought he was gonna yell at him for talking like that in front of customers
<Camille> and he just replied "man the bunkers and bring out the siege tanks!" |
#304473 (38/66) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< gordonjcp> oh deary me, someone has emailed me asking for advice on running a MUD under ax25d
< gordonjcp> yeah
< gordonjcp> 'cos individually, MUDs and packet radio aren't geeky enough by themselvesComment: #scotlug
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#304616 (39/69) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kitsu: Why would the localization.ltx contain calls to xml files that don't exist?
DekuLink: The xml files probably gave it a fake file path at the party last night. |
#310368 (38/66) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hep> would anyone like to sign up for our trolling ghostwriting service?
<hep> for the busy professional who still wants to troll
<hep> you just give us your nick
<hep> and we troll as you |
#12795 (197/382) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'. |
#14190 (193/374) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<joey`> what was that url again langdon
<joey`> ircnews
<sharkbyte> http://www.ircnews.com/lamers.html
<joey`> langdon...tell people to stop answering questions for you
<sharkbyte> langdon says no problem
<joey`> good |
#14382 (170/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt? |
#15903 (174/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HeatDeath> You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important
now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you. |
#16835 (161/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes
<moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars
<JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there |
#19320 (192/372) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
SilvrWolf> "I distinctly heard my Rice Crispies say 'Snap, crackle, go Fu*& yourself'." |
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