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<sloth> i had to wear a USB cable for a belt today because my last pair of shorts brokeComment: #**** efnet
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#128043 (212/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AtropaBelladonna> some girl (shes like a bit older than me) calls up every year like cockwork "had another kid. more money"
<daffodil> HAHAHAHAHA
<Valtieri> Cockwork alright
<AtropaBelladonna> best typo ever! |
#160946 (164/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Blode> do you like the sonnets?
<Shakespears_sisters> whats that lol |
#284629 (135/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Alex: I've ALMOST got an IRC network working on my comptuer ^^
Alex: Computer*
Joe: almost?
Joe: ...
Joe: and i can almost fly.
Alex: Shut up. xD
Alex: I'm serious xD
Joe: me too
Joe: the only problem i have is falling
Alex: I can get it to the point, where if you can connect, it says there's a socket error xD
Joe: and i can get it to the point where, if you don't have ground close to you, you break your neck |
#297733 (156/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Chokehold> man
<~Chokehold> I love this torrent site sometimes
<~Chokehold> it just helped me prank this douche
<~ZeraDaMan> lol
<~Chokehold> some guy has been asking for this norwegian movie on DC++ all fucking day
<~Chokehold> so I'm like "fine, I'll help you look"
<~Chokehold> I found the nfo for the specific release he wanted
<~Chokehold> ..then I downloaded Big.Big.Babes.30.XXX.DVDRip.XVID-DFA
<~Chokehold> and renamed it a little bit
<~Chokehold> ...and tinkered with the nfo and sfv file
<~Chokehold> and remove sample :3
--- 11 minutes later ---
<~Chokehold> oh, the guy's back online
<~Chokehold> most likely he figured out what I did there |
#301369 (322/628) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shinaku> My prediction is that in another ten years we will look back on this decade with 2020 hindsight. |
#303145 (86/156) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<markand> which kind of authentification FreeBSD developers use for svn access?
<Aprogas> Whenever an incoming connection is made, a truthsayer kills a bird and looks at the intestines to predict whether the access attempt is legitimate or not. |
#307472 (39/71) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jessica_Lily> yeh i gave my mac a drink of cider
<Jessica_Lily> turned out not to like it
<Jessica_Lily> keyboard, hdd and trackpad stopped working
<moylan1> ironic that a mac can't handle apple juice? |
#11860 (152/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better? |
#13625 (180/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the testicles
<Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and your eye lids flicker.
<MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get possesed by mickey mouse... |
#13916 (172/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** tate|work is now known as tate
<chaoticset_Perling> Hey tate
<tate> yo, chaotic
<tate> I just did two of the dumbest things possible
<chaoticset_Perling> ...first?
<tate> the first was staying up all night as part of a plan to attempt to reset my internal clock
<chaoticset_Perling> ...and the second?
<tate> the second was laying down in bed two hours before work thinking I could catch just one hour of sleep
<chaoticset_Perling> LOL! |
#14686 (152/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway
<pKx> how do you clean that shit up?
<`72`Monte> lol pkx :>
<spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock
<spazzer> oh
<spazzer> wrong topic |
#15570 (143/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<piglet3> [info] #gaysm 5 Don't f*&% with the topic PIG
<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'. |
#15834 (171/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever
<@redium> maybe the gas-station generic glow in the dark ones break.. but real ones dont
<+elf> ...glow in the dark ones...?
<+elf> how can you misplace your penis so badly that you need for it to glow?
<@redium> its the entertainment factor, not the visibility factor
<+elf> i see... |
#19072 (225/434) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help. |
#19493 (172/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Gabe (Gabe@ZiRC-62019.net273.fl.sprint-hsd.net)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Gabe
<@Gabe> WHAT, NO FANFARE?
* @Mr_X sticks a trumpet in his arse
* @Mr_X farts loudly |
#21145 (184/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mon: its.. kinda funny. O_o
Kadmium: I'm not aware, in fact, of a word that expresses to quite the extent that I require, precisely how funny it isn't
Mon: heh
Kadmium: Merely "bloody awful" lacks a certain vitriol, whereas "fucking dreadful" is just so cliche...
Kadmium: Let's just say that there are tribes in the Amazon forest, as yet untouched by civilization, that have said funnier things on IRC |
#21675 (178/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lauren> I ROX0RS JO0 NEWBIE!
<GravitonSurge> why don't you CHOKE YOURSELF WITH THE CORDS. WHY DO YOU COME HERE. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOBODY TALKS TO YOU, 3/4 OF THE PEOPLE HERE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
<GravitonSurge> just a thought |
#23812 (145/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaRKInCuBuS> i love stupidity
<DaRKInCuBuS> it's good for a few laughs
<DaRKInCuBuS> i just wish it wasn't so damned abundant |
#24260 (188/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Geeky Weezer Fan: "Did you see X2?"
onkeybutt87: Jean Grey's hair in that is awesome
onkeybutt87: I totally wish I were a girl so I could have hair like that
onkeybutt87: and, in a related story, I'm straight |
#25506 (170/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh
<DeskLazer> it's called AOL |
#25640 (168/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in order to manage my time |
#29640 (462/910) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<liquex> w00t
* liquex is the happiest man alive
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> w00t
<Gnimsh> hey liqqy
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> liqqy scored
<liquex> dude
<liquex> how did you know
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lol
<liquex> were you watching my webcam?
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lmao
<Gnimsh> lmao
<liquex> seriously i wanna know how you knew |
#30081 (241/465) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the woods to get candy.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30512 (159/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field.
(Ntruder): hah
(bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him.
(Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award |
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