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#56346 (165/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<issuez> FYI
<issuez> dicks sporting goods website isnt dicks.comComment: #geekissues
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#59388 (229/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
night: which i uh yeah just quit my job........
night: i started to work today
night: and i was just like fuck this |
#59695 (278/538) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StupidStupor> I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm.
<MoFoCowKing> Damn.
<StupidStupor> I was teaching him to ride his bike without his training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off the bike.
<StupidStupor> So I broke the little bastard's arm. |
#60332 (259/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gorg> im 6'5"
<Gorg> ladies call me the gentle giant
<moses> ladies call me the genital giant |
#61230 (232/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
scanty@SPARC: wtf am i bleeding for, i totally did not cut myself todayt
mmadia: scanty@SPARC , i'm surprised your parents never told you this .... |
#62191 (195/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&Erik> you at work?
<linuxillegal> yes
<&Erik> i didnt think bike stealing had internet access
<linuxillegal> when you franchise, theres possibilities |
#62511 (223/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says
<Dr_Pressure> "Your hands do all the work. Your mouth reaps all the rewards." |
#64238 (281/545) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
FFXFD: hmm, CNN has something on "the female brain"
LousyWork: is the article a ton of words that dont really say anything?
FFXFD: where every sentence contradicts the sentence before that
LousyWork: parked too close to other articles
LousyWork: halfway through it says "you arent even reading me are you" |
#76609 (260/502) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<John8520> I play mexican checkers
<zashi> John8520, you hide coke in the pieces and smuggle them onto the other side of the board? |
#33414 (220/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TehFattyLove> Oh dear god..
<TehFattyLove> NOOO!
<TehFattyLove> Fucking eh
<infinitevalence> ??
<infinitevalence> you ok
<TehFattyLove> A fly was flying around.. It was on the other side of the room and was coming at me
<TehFattyLove> I saw it.. like in slow mo.. then it like hit my face.. so naturaly I tried to get away..
<TehFattyLove> but was sitting down.. so instead of dodging it..
<TehFattyLove> I flippe backwards out of my chair.. and crashed my head on the ground
<TehFattyLove> When I got up I felt somethign wet on my head and I was like "FUCK!" thinking I busted my head open..
<TehFattyLove> But I reach back tehre and the fucker was crushed in my hair
<TehFattyLove> It was awesome. |
#33710 (190/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<auxi> G2g class is over
<auxi> Ill be back in like 5 mionutes in my next class :DComment: #GeekIssues
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#33834 (220/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to give her a hickey but i didn't know how.. so i went on google |
#38110 (131/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
02:14 MrDictionary: My new laptoppy 802.11g wireless card is ace
02:15 Tully: that came already? phew! lucky bastard
02:15 MrDictionary: 75kbs upload to my FTP! EAT THAT!
02:16 Tully: You suck.
02:16 Jamers0n: You lucky fuck.
02:17 Tully: Betya can't shake the laptop about while uploading
02:17 MrDictionary: Just freaking watch me
* MrDicitonary has quit IRC (Ping timeout - Server time 02:18)
02:18 Jamers0n: lol
02:19 * Tully cracks knuckles |
#43595 (171/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jesse> RedBeard: probably a good ice breaker would have been "man, this stuff doesn't look all that great" when you two were looking at the main food line
<Jesse> without the "man" part, though
<RedBeard> i dunno, i wouldnt find "man" to really be gender-specific
<RedBeard> it's a lot like "gee" or "whoa"
<Jesse> yeah, depends on the situation
<GreenToad> "woman! This food is crap!" |
#44447 (175/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sEcretz> This is scary but 5 years ago when i was still 12 and just found out IRC i used to sign in and act as if im a girl just coz of the curiosity. Im guilty! kill me now!
<SeXy|GirL> Oh... talking about confessions...
* SeXy|GirL is now known as SeXy|BoY
<sEcretz> Damn it..... i cybered with you :( |
#48832 (206/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> just a note to anyone here
<@Rjx> the yellow dye used in 2mg risperdal pills
<@Rjx> turns your semen yellow
<@Rjx> now imagine having to explain that to a chick |
#54804 (179/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Evil Vaccum: have to figure out who I should invite, then
Evil Vaccum: this brings up an interesting problem
Evil Vaccum: who are my friends?
scythen32: your monitor, your keyboard, and your tower?
Evil Vaccum: pretty much |
#56888 (280/544) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity?
<BlueInferno> dizzy_, I read the bible. |
#60815 (269/523) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<don> bruce lee could fight all of the batmans (batmen?...) at once and he doesn't need any fancy gadets or a car or even a shirt
<don> just a wooden pole and some really cheesy zooms
<don> and whooshing noises when he punches
<don> that's not sound effects
<don> that's the air, scared of his fists, jumping out of the way
<don> there was literally no air resistance when that man moved
<don> it's a well known fact that every major earthquake in the 70's is attributable directly to the earth trying to get away from bruce lee |
#62737 (160/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@D1> I'm reading stephen hawking's website and I can't help to do it in that robot voice |
#68591 (182/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
MotaStorm: So my buddy came out of the bathroom at Taco Bell
WC`: Oh shit
WC`: He survived?
MotaStorm: And just to freak out the girl behind the counter, he asks her, "Why is the guy on the picture on the bathroom door wearing a dress?" |
#68734 (173/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stux> my girlfriend sent me a video
<Stux> it was of me
<Stux> wearing her skirt, top and a bra with padding
<Stux> and...until it panned up, i looked like a girl :(
<Rjx> email it ;x
<Stux> wap doesnt work
<Rjx> you know what else doesn't work?
<Rjx> your masculinity |
#79919 (193/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Poppin> but i cant go to the dentist cuz my mom screwed me
<Foxhill> what has your dentist got against incest? |
#81975 (224/432) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Timestamps in CDT
11:35:29 <billn> morning
11:35:43 <rm-rf> its afternoon fuckface
11:35:49 <billn> uh
11:35:59 <billn> not even in oklahoma is it afternoon
11:35:59 <rm-rf> don't give me your different time zone bullshit
11:36:07 <lemyn> no, it's still morning
11:36:08 <rm-rf> 11:30 is technically afternoon
11:36:14 <billn> what time is noon?
11:36:20 <rm-rf> I hate youComment: #bifemunix EFNet
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#102125 (87/161) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ylle> I need a good Ps2 game
<Deathwind> ummmmmmmmm
<lifning> disgaea
<Ylle> that's been released recently
<Ylle> that's not a grindfest
<Ylle> and has good 2p fun
<Ylle> ooooh and no fighting games¨
<lifning> this is the part where you get a different console |
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