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#13404 (194/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@rtav> CaptainX, It is considered outdated and sexist to refer to your barbecue with "her"
<@rtav> CaptainX, Unless it is an erotic barbecue with the erotic feature set of a woman.
<@rtav> Then I propose that you are confusing a hooker with a barbecue.
<@rtav> To determine once and for all whether you are dealing with a barecue or a hooker, simply light it on fire.
<@rtav> If it runs, you are dealing with a hooker.
<@rtav> If it does not, you are either dealing with a barbecue or a dead hooker. |
#14466 (160/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75?
<@Breathe> 138.
<@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that.
<Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :) |
#14500 (158/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck
@(F|uid) i cant see my food |
#15176 (194/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection |
#15193 (226/432) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson.
<slurpee> hahahahahahahah
<slurpee> so true
<slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!" "shut up, canada." |
#15312 (169/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
รบรนรบ Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout
<Cyph3r> jesus died from my syn's |
#16045 (153/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Rain|> whoa neat
<|Rain|> the windows 2000 background has a silhouette of a man jumping off a building from frustration |
#16681 (204/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<packrat> HELP
<defected> Looks like it.
<packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................
* defected waits for the lame question.
<packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc
<packrat> plz |
#17058 (190/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo |
#19182 (170/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Kyro): lofl
(richindub2): lofl?
(richindub2): did you go for a lol and decide to make it rofl half way through? |
#24584 (172/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ryan[Away]> wtf
<Ryan[Away]> our washing line is made out of cat 5
<The_Defiance> RAH
<The_Defiance> Your washing line is the leetest i know |
#25399 (158/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side
(XBL-im): into my room
(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air
(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up
(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*
(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem
(XBL-im): and they found me
(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works
(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable
(XBL-im): lol |
#26415 (168/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Rjx had this weird dream
<Rjx> I was watching a documentary about goatse
<Rjx> and they were comparing it to all these artists' work
<Rjx> that's the last time I eat cheese before bed |
#28300 (241/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!" |
#28725 (211/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tekneeq-> i just realized my ethernet cable reaches all the way to the bathroom
<tekneeq-> IM TAKING A DUMP RIGHT NOW
<tekneeq-> this is great
<tekneeq-> i could spend all day in here |
#29804 (245/471) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pcchew> haha
<pcchew> i was with my girlfriend in the grocery store looking for some stuff for dinner
<pcchew> we were in the meat isle and i got this idea
<pcchew> i grabbed a summer sausage and pressed it in the middle of her back and said out loud in a deep voice "this isn't a summer sausage i'm just a really tall man"
<pcchew> she was as red as the beef on displayComment: adventures in the grocery store..
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#29959 (192/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* zchrist did one of the most dumbest things this morning :D
<keter> whats that
<zchrist> I take 3 meds every morning.. one for allergies, one for my headaches, and the 3rd's just a regular ol' vitamin
<keter> and
<zchrist> so i pour me some orange juice.. pop the cap on a bottle.. take out a pill.. slam it down.. and put the cap back on.. when it hits me...
<zchrist> I just took my dogs heart medication
<keter> lolComment: dalnet #C
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#33068 (190/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike> AARRRRRRRRRRRR
<Mike> my eyes!
<Mike> a plumber bent over and lace panties sticking out :/Comment: #lockergnome wyldryde
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#13350 (170/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sam_> yesterday i saw MIB2 and mr. deeds.
<P|CK|E> i saw mib6-4 like, 6-4 weeks ago
<P|CK|E> my two key doesnt work. |
#14711 (173/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition?
<deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week
<deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc |
#16379 (211/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!
<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off |
#16833 (160/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<grier> you think you're so god damn floorless
<grier> so superior
<XfitzyX> do you mean flawless?
<girer> oh fucken leave me alone
* grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world) |
#17414 (158/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i think your in the wrong channel |
#18140 (170/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity
<heffster> i'll probably have to fork out money for that too |
#18842 (154/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ksilebo> Why is it I want to marry SlashChick more and more every day?
<skillio> because you dont actually know she's a man yet |
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