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#1636 (188/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DragonRe> gabe: what i did to you was love goddamit
<gabe> maybe in alabama. |
#1741 (193/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA
<Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
<MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism"
<Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead. |
#2161 (156/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> anyone else got beer?
<|Chris> wanna play a drinking game with me?
<|Chris> everytime a line contains a word, you have to drink. |
#2552 (172/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it
<McMoo> that's excellent
<circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10" |
#2847 (184/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids.
*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops, wrong channel |
#3098 (149/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee
<snag> you need to fuck first
<snag> then you can be picky |
#3259 (158/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection. |
#4479 (212/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake.
* andy sodomizes Khross
* Khross orgasms
<Khross> Okay, we can start the meeting. |
#4612 (197/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.
<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos. |
#5415 (189/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?
<med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho |
#6444 (214/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter |
#7192 (151/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking" |
#7419 (185/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling. |
#7979 (185/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VOLVORacr> hello
<VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting
<sc1> i'm masturbating
<sc1> leave me alone |
#7991 (173/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<someone>: how good does txt compress?
<overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume
<someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take?
<overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression |
#9103 (191/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.
<agent_rot> i dont like it
<vmob_babe> why is that?
<agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo"
<vmob_babe> hmm.
<agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you! |
#9478 (186/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again |
#11138 (169/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<t_SaBeR_t> Does your Army of Darkness have a dental plan? |
#11613 (195/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant
<\slick> take that |
#162688 (172/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< myself> I just realized MacGruff the crime dog should be the patron saint of tech support everywhere.
< myself> He warned us years ago: Users are losers!Comment: #geeks
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#297486 (188/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[~Knoeki] a guy comes with a piece of paper with tubgirl printed on it.
[~Knoeki] showing it to me to shock me or something
[~Knoeki] so I looked at him asking why he'd show me
[~Knoeki] and he was like "wtf?!" because I diddn't seem disgusted at all ;_)
[KillerGeek] Did you show him goatse to try to shock him back?
[~Knoeki] nah, I just told him to find me something more recent to jack off to.Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297663 (176/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~mooodi> you know how some people are wearing one white glove as a tribute to MJ?
<~mooodi> we should all grow billy mayes beards |
#301217 (169/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tyala> ... So Colonization has this system for educating your non-specialist colonists into specialized ones.
<Tyala> Except this always changes the graphic of the unit to the specialist graphic.
<Tyala> You can put Missionaries in native american tribes to convert some of them, giving you Converted Native units.
<Tyala> ... Then you can educate them in the school... but... this turns their graphic to.. a white man.
<Tyala> .... That's some pretty hardcore conversion there.
<Tyala> I'm pretty sure affirmative action students don't come out of college white.
<Tyala> Even more disturbing, one and only one of the specialist types uses a female for the graphic. So you can also educate their penis away O.o |
#301381 (366/712) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: supb. asl?
Stranger: 28/m/haiti
You: so what's shakin?
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: Omegle
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#302445 (30/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mark: Wtf
Mark: Ive been here an hour and a half and still haven't done anything
Mark: I'm waiting for my boss to tell me to do something
Mark: but hes too busy pirating movies from my hard drive. |
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