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#24624 (221/421) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mr_Meeker> you know how cats always land on their feet and toast always lands on the top?
<Mr_Meeker> i tried taping toast to my cats back :P
<Mr_Meeker> went apeshit |
#25171 (176/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Feared> Everyone's against me.
<Feared> It's like my school is here. |
#26339 (195/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!? |
#27941 (169/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eg0mech> Someday you'll find that special girl, give her a couple dollars, and experience that special thing. |
#28330 (176/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... After it downloads I realize that the setupfile is in RAR FORMAT. |
#29203 (210/400) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ascian> guess what stupid thing i just did.
<DocDemonic> What is that?
<ascian> i wanted to turn up the volume on my computer, as i'm watching this simpsons episode
<ascian> so i picked up the tv remote and attempted to increase volume.
<ascian> including pointing the remote at my monitor. |
#29760 (223/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kenichi> toothpaste fixed 5 of my music cds and my friend's gta3
<foofoo> it also prevents tooth decay.Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#30393 (236/450) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@kellyjo> old macdonald had a farm
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> and on that farm there was a lobster
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> with an <insert lobster noise> here
<@SalvadorChicka> haha |
#30454 (2211/4419) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Sprite): boiled egg?
(Sprite): im a spack cook
(LoneGun): sprite just do in microwave for like 2 mins
(Sprite): on it's own lonegun ?
(LoneGun): aye sprite
(Ched): 2 mins
(Ched): for 650 watt microwave
(Sprite): so a egg, in a bowl, on it's own for 2 mins in a microwave ?
(Sprite): n1 im off to cook
(Sprite): k guys
(Sprite): u guys are cocks
(Sprite): the egg just blow upComment: Cooking in #digwar (quakenet) with the unsuspecting sprite. His cullinary skills are now renowned as a result.
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#32726 (229/437) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timmo> i could have eaten a dictionary
<timmo> and shit out a better plotComment: #geekissues
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#32865 (223/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Moosey5> how come only like 3 ppl r talking but there a whole lot of other ppl?
<Moosey5> jw
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> eh?
<Moosey5> nvm
<Moosey5> asl every1!!
<Moosey5> 14/m/fl
<Moosey5> ok
<Moosey5> im bored
<Moosey5> im gonna go bye
*** Moosey5 (~Moosey5@a763dad.25ea667f.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Client Exited)
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> And the room's IQ goes up by 50 points!
<Amy> Huzzah!Comment: If you leave 'em alone, the problem usually fixes itself...
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#477 (245/471) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein |
#599 (241/461) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
[16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things
[16:57] <Grifter-> like quake?
[16:57] <en4cer> lol |
#2166 (183/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<grey> wow
<grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure for two nights' worth of air attacks |
#2562 (180/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does
*** EPIK has left #gzhq |
#3932 (170/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?' |
#5020 (147/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her |
#6727 (172/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache.
* Hogie-One has that same dream! |
#7276 (166/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy ) like flicking through his images dir
( Lev ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Lev ) how peculiar
( Teddy ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddy ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Lev ) wouldn't you lick to find out |
#7703 (178/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in itself.
<Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your final warning. ))
<Multus> Er...
<Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps. What madness do I speak? I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this land. Yes? |
#7850 (242/466) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina...
<psychicbug> me too
<JoeCuervo> shaddap |
#10350 (190/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart. You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company.
<zebulon_y> w
<ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean.
<zebulon_y> e
<ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it.
<zebulon_y> drink beer
<ignatz> glug.
<zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf
<ignatz> FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die. |
#176 (253/486) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide |
#360 (249/478) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good.. |
#1458 (164/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account. See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend |
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