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#7376 (175/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<herman> its easy as abxc |
#9659 (216/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is |
#10682 (189/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope
<Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.
<Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name. |
#10783 (187/353) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly
<kritical> whyd you do that?
<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet |
#11597 (152/284) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too |
#33987 (198/372) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<homerj> there were a lot of black people when we saw bad boys 2
<homerj> I remember when I was like 7 my mom talked about the colored lady down the street
<homerj> I kept looking for some chick that was like all colors of the rainbow |
#34052 (195/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lina-> i just applied for a job as a private investigator
<max> so you can investigate privates? |
#37125 (130/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<claudio> (:) <-- HAPPY OR SAD!? YOU TELL ME
<claudio> err
<claudio> its happy both ways
<claudio> dammit
<claudio> you saw nothingComment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
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#37391 (189/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<asdfasdf> You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and is like, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," and does his thing, then he puts the mike down but forgets to turn it off. Then he says, "Man, all I want right now is a blow-job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess goes runnin' up towards the cock-pit to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy in the back of the plane goes, "Don't forget the coffee!" |
#38474 (151/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<seph429> i have to hide IRC from my mom
<seph429> but my weed and alcohol is sitting on my desk
<seph429> WTF? |
#39816 (124/230) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Helor is flipping through the defense force job search thingie....
* Helor blinks...why would the army employ musicians...o.O
<Penguinman_EXE> Target practice? |
#41104 (172/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Desh> oh god
<+Desh> my uncle found an abbandoned white kitten near a dumpster
<+Desh> but it has a little black spot right under the nose
<+Desh> named the cat adolf ;/Comment: irc.stickserv.net:6666 #stickcat
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#44843 (171/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<scott> I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I never saw her!
<scott> And she didn't tell me how old she was! |
#45553 (181/341) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DosBubba> Growth in confusing graphs on the Internet, 1989-2005:
<DosBubba> =====75
<DosBubba> ========80
<DosBubba> ===========80
<DosBubba> ========75Comment: #main @ irc.dosbubba.com
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#46503 (178/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<L0rdG0h4n> SOMEBODY JUST SHOT A GUN RIGHT THROUGH MY BACKYARD FENCE
<Radar> Obviously they MISSED. |
#46638 (197/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fr_gment> If "pro" is antonymic to "con," what is antonymic to "progress?"
<blarg> WTF is "con-gress?"
<blarg> Oh, wait... |
#53719 (202/382) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ducklord> my finest moment in the army was due to mc hammer
<ducklord> I was on patrol
<ducklord> and we met some other soldiers
<ducklord> and we were chatting, talking about army stuff
<ducklord> and I yelled out, "hammertime", did my dance, then said "moonwalk" and did a retarded moonwalk around a corner
<ducklord> those guys never talked to me again
<@rp> Hahah.
<ducklord> serves them well for trying to make meaningful conversation |
#56934 (224/426) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ilsa waves her magic wand! omega turns into a cup of coffee!
* ilsa drinks the coffee
<ilsa> only way you're getting in my pants, baybee
<[O`megaX]> ilsa, totally worth it |
#57183 (272/520) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hyp3rHax0r> aw man
<Hyp3rHax0r> I just set up a new Dell at the library
<mikeonthecompute> k?
<Hyp3rHax0r> while I was removing the various AOL toolbars, Norton popped up to tell me it had created access rules for RealPlayer.
<Hyp3rHax0r> I had to take a shower after I was done. |
#57411 (287/549) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl |
#60103 (225/427) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cpukiller> lol I was visiting a local university the other day with my school and shit
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> the 'tour guide' showed us iMac G3's
<cpukiller> and he was on about how these computers were so superior to any recent modern P4
<cpukiller> and how they had "billions more pixels"
<liquidplasmaflow> roflcopter
<cpukiller> and how the hardware for these G3's were so much more expensive
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> this dude coursed computer sciences .
<liquidplasmaflow> ...
<liquidplasmaflow> rethinking your school of choice?
<cpukiller> Yah, needless to say he changed his major over to Tourism and Hospitality
<cpukiller> this never was a school of choice, I was just visiting it 'cause they gave us free food and we got to see the corpses med students fuck around with |
#67338 (195/367) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jsz> i wouldnt hit it
<jsz> looks like everyone else already has
<sour> she's a virgin
<jsz> bullshit.
<jsz> shes been down on more guys than a small site under the slashdot effect |
#33888 (198/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER
<Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware
<Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this bitch
<Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods
<Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny |
#38809 (165/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: The Recursive Drinking Game is the best! Whenever you take a shot, you have to take another shot! |
#40151 (144/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cataclysm> i am getting loaded tonight
<Cataclysm> i have no testes for another week
<Cataclysm> tests |
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