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<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace.
<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?" Ouija Board: NO "Why not?" Ouija Board: SEX "Oh. Goodbye" |
#14334 (194/366) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Dainichi] I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can masturbate anywhere!
[Dainichi] For a woman to do it RIGHT, she has to lay down. Man gets a boner in the kitchen, he can wack off in the kitchen.
[Dainichi] If I had a penis...I'd lock myself in my room for so long that my friends and family would probably end up calling missing persons on me. |
#14485 (193/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner
<jodaro> mm, free food
<stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner?
<jodaro> no
<stu> damn |
#15731 (181/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<depresso> Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key? (FAQ2859)
<depresso> This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this
means you can press any of the keys on the keyboard (such as the Enter key,
the R key, or the space bar). |
#16401 (185/349) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla
<mltj> yeah.
<stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish?
<jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist |
#16789 (201/380) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead |
#26213 (185/349) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;)
<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it |
#32893 (202/382) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+RageAgainsttheAmish> this incence im burning owns
<@Aunt_Jemima> that reminds me of a story
<@Aunt_Jemima> i was at my friends house
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he is a complete stoner
<@Aunt_Jemima> but his dad is a born again christian
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he was burning incense
<@Aunt_Jemima> his dad walks in the door and says in a southern accent
<@Aunt_Jemima> "son, i dont want you burning that incense. its the gateway to drugs" |
#118850 (177/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women"
<andr00> hit "I'm feeling lucky", since it sounds like you are!
<chronomex> are you sure? this feels a little uncomfortable
<andr00> ok, well hit "I'm feeling uncomfortable." |
#217658 (230/436) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<OperServ> some of this
<NickServ> some of this
<ChanServ> some of this
<StatServ> some of this
<services.wgiowrb.net> this is basically the worst barbershop quartet everComment: #animutation
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#243551 (111/205) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is. |
#262544 (154/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dux0r> man
<Dux0r> SVN has done something
<Dux0r> to my brain
<gailo> revert back to an old version then |
#294694 (225/427) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp" |
#299678 (50/88) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<m4tt> lol, still up huh?
<jm7316> There's porn to be watched, and damnit, someone has to do it
<m4tt> that is mighty selfless of you
<jm7316> I do what I can for humanity.
<m4tt> im not sure where we'd be without you
<jm7316> Overflowing with unindexed, unmetatagged, uncategorized pornography. |
#303166 (38/62) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<indigo> some of my fish are not very smart.
<indigo> i have some that are small catfish (1-2") with a sucker mouth
<indigo> i startled some, and they jumped above the waterline and clung to the glass in the air. |
#307358 (96/176) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Roxsie> hey sebas, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
<@Sebas> A shit magician. |
#309659 (61/107) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mgodzilla> windows has given me a recedin' hairline...unix has helped me grow a beard. |
#468 (246/469) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
- Dick Brandon |
#682 (198/374) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If
brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek |
#836 (213/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Hambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles
<blazemore> ash
<blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now
*** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #ramen |
#1442 (145/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kashan> Ive been playing jetgrindradio too much
<Kashan> I just tried to grind a stairwell in halflife |
#2328 (195/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith |
#3391 (210/398) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez |
#5588 (170/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play
<+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone |
#7294 (179/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me... |
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