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#1123 (212/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SYch0> maybe in your dreams
<SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me
<SYch0> :o
<MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc
<SYch0> hah
<SYch0> which is never :| |
#1393 (167/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons
<Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the age of 42 does not make you gay
<Guilty> And sharing |
#1557 (183/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on the internet?
<freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet
<freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but keep them wondering. |
#1598 (220/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> omg
<k-rad-bob> I just realized
<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
<k-rad-bob> brb |
#1604 (216/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
<Prence> i meant to say couch |
#8362 (154/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
<Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick |
#8385 (164/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you?
<chillicha> i am a girl
<MiakaYuki> Exactly. |
#8474 (193/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM! |
#9227 (166/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo |
#9985 (182/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll. |
#10702 (269/512) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert.
<Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines? |
#10846 (186/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.
<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters. |
#11132 (163/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tarage> I hate to update to things, they always make it worse
<@Ixnorp> you're too pessimistic. I bet that if you jumped off a building
you would expect to land in a truck full of pillows
<anorexic_poodle> wouldnt that make it optimistic
<@Ixnorp> no, because he would have failed to kill himself |
#11145 (167/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<choconado> aggh...horrible no cut and paste in mirc :(
<Saber> yes there is
<Saber> by selecting the text it's automatically copied to your clipboard
<Saber> you need to select from left to right
<choconado> my version doesn't do that...it puts up a finger icon
<choconado> oh wait...
<choconado> dude...i've had mirc for two and a half fucking years, and i learn this NOW?!? |
#11244 (168/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms
<Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room
<Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small
<Doppelganger> no I cant
<Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room
<Doppelganger> yeah |
#114303 (177/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion
< Frolostalker> fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that |
#117205 (129/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ghib[2d]> yeah, it's like when I tell my nephews and nieces what I do they all go ..coooool!!.. and I'm thinking if only you knew what that entailed you wouldn't be saying that
<ghib[2d]> masturbating pigs for a living isn't fun
<brome> What do you do ?
<brome> uh
<brome> wtf |
#151082 (251/477) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MotoToad> so, anyone wanna guess what a tornado sounds like?
<MotoToad> I was like 10 blocks from the one last night that hit the Georgia Dome.
<bmatt> mt, did you get to see it?
<MotoToad> no, didn't even know what it was when it was happening
<MotoToad> just sat there smoking a cigar thinking "damn, that train is hauling ass for being downtown"
<Dezmo> thats a mild storm in TX or OK
<Dezmo> but atl shits its collective pants
<MotoToad> dez, that's because there are things in Atlanta worth money :P |
#300914 (182/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jus> hulk aspergers
< jus> you wouldnt like me WHEN IM IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS |
#304568 (76/136) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kasm279: what does flash use?
fleebailey33: cpu |
#307194 (48/82) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Becky_> when I was like 10 or something I went on the internet to like a HTML chatroom on yahoo
<+Becky_> some guy had the nickname "blink182fan"
<+Becky_> I said to him that the blink tag sucks because it's not supported by all browsers |
#309167 (63/111) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bob> how does Pandora not have an xbox app.
<jmather> bob: because it's not pandora's box |
#311131 (35/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity...
<Voct> a pillar
<Drewbear> Eternity
<Freudian> of |
#34100 (187/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> man the way i fool my mom for a bong is great
<kisama> i just wash out the chamber with alcohol and rock salt
<kisama> so it's sparkly clean
<kisama> after each smoking session
<kisama> and stash the still filthy bowl in my closet somewhere
<kisama> i just leave the bong drying, in the open
<kisama> she thinks its chemistry equipment
<kisama> it's so great
<Josho> haah
<kisama> if i go smoking somewhere i just take the thing in plain view
<kisama> and say i'm going to do chemistry experiments
<kisama> of course upon going outside i fucking stash it
<kisama> because other people know better |
#34924 (257/489) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lolboy> she can't hear because of the penisbirds
<@Pi> lol
<@penisfish> they go CAWK
<@penisfish> CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK |
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