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<kisama> man the way i fool my mom for a bong is great
<kisama> i just wash out the chamber with alcohol and rock salt
<kisama> so it's sparkly clean
<kisama> after each smoking session
<kisama> and stash the still filthy bowl in my closet somewhere
<kisama> i just leave the bong drying, in the open
<kisama> she thinks its chemistry equipment
<kisama> it's so great
<Josho> haah
<kisama> if i go smoking somewhere i just take the thing in plain view
<kisama> and say i'm going to do chemistry experiments
<kisama> of course upon going outside i fucking stash it
<kisama> because other people know better
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