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#41103 (167/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Flippy_D is bored. And Tired. And sexually frustrated. And hungry.
<Pokehan> Play a game. Drink some coffee. Can't help you there. Eat.Comment: #ags on irc.quakenet.org
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#44593 (238/450) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Timmy> what is the point of IPs?
<+Timmy> like what can u do with them?
<&Edwards> you use them to talk to computers
<+Timmy> ok
<+Timmy> why not use MSN? |
#45537 (189/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<robotron> Dr_[^o^] is it true that people in your country name their kids by throwing silverware in the air and naming their kids after the sounds it makes when it hits the ground
<robotron> like ching chong kang
<robotron> @_@
<Dr_[^o^]> robie: is it true that you guys name your kids by throwing the bible |
#45574 (205/385) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex323> so i was like "hey mom what day was i born on"
<alex323> and she was like "march 23"
<alex323> and im like "thats my birth day how weird"
<saracen> what the hell do you think a _birth_day is?
<alex323> ooooh |
#49854 (187/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<circusbred> my first time was horrible
<MK|AmericanRetard> lol
<Athlete> my first time was with a bitch of a tease and now i wish i hadn't
<circusbred> i wouldn't wish that on the 'right girl'
<MK|AmericanRetard> ROFL
<Athlete> cus we fucked for like 15 mintues and just as it were getting good
<Athlete> she stopped and started laughing
<MK|AmericanRetard> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<circusbred> ohhh
<Athlete> fuckin bitch |
#52830 (119/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ryeenae: what's up with Vossoughi's wierd accent?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iranian
ryeenae: so, where is she from? Irania?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iran, dipshit |
#53280 (201/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Allies]stratus: how's everyone?
[Allies]iMmortal: im fine. feeling better than i did before. i just got off work
[Allies]stratus: things have been slow today
[Allies]Spinny: day after the holidays, everybody's busy at the retail stores returning everything
[Allies]iMmortal: yeah
[Allies]stratus: where do you guys work?
[Allies]iMmortal: UPS
[Allies]Spinny: fedex
[Allies]iMmortal: ...
[Allies]Spinny: ...
*iMmortal was betrayed by Spinny
[Allies]iMmortal: wtf!Comment: multiplayer games....so fun
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#68626 (216/410) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<toor> MandaCakes: what does yom kippur taste like
<toor> is it sweet
<toor> :/
<MandaCakes> er.. yom kippur is a holiday
<MandaCakes> the holiest day of the year
<toor> no way!
<toor> i just got thru text messaging this hot jewish girl that i want to eat her yom kippur
<toor> GOSH
<toor> i always screw everything up.
<toor> >:( |
#71698 (277/525) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TMH_> does anyone else find that they are in a fuckton of channels
<TMH_> and they only actually care about two or three
<jmx> define a fuckton?
<Thuryn> ten times a buttload
<LPF> that's a metric fucktonComment: #geekissues
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#97656 (358/684) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Isaac_Del`nu> Arggh, Sub-Zero keeps kicking me in the balls in konquest mode.
<Talon_IceHawk> Play as a female. |
#220433 (319/607) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<parp> lmao
<parp> Journey is playing in my area
<parp> I had no idea they were still together.
<Rjx> you stopped believingComment: #geekissues
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#230494 (153/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OnslaughtSix> I hope the Hadron collider destroys the fucking universe
<OnslaughtSix> I have a Java project due that I haven't even started |
#296734 (224/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<glxblt> nice note in the dish cabinet from boss
<GargajCNS> "you're fired"?
<halcyon_> "You should be working"?
<andr00> "stop eating my sandwich"
<glxblt> "WHO IS THE DEAD COCKSUCKER WHO DOESN'T DO HIS DISHES?"
<glxblt> women can be quite hostile at some times i guess |
#302077 (157/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ssar> Fuck... saw the girl who lived across the street from me at this dinner party.
<ssar> I had always watched her through her window and shit... but man she just got even hotter.
<ssar> Of course the urge to approach her was strong, but I'm pretty sure a line that one should never use as an icebreaker is "Hey what's up? I used to stalk you." |
#303707 (80/142) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@michael`> she dated around, but then she started dating a guy i think she dug quite a bit
<@michael`> but around 22-23, schizophrenia onset
<@michael`> and he ended his life
<@Rjx> did he try to get treatment?
<@michael`> no
<@michael`> he thought people were tricking him
<@michael`> that nothing was actually wrong
<@michael`> and that his paranoia was rational
<@Rjx> well
<@Rjx> if he'd been admitted to a hospital where they watched him 24/7 and force-fed him drugs that made him fat and stupid
<@Rjx> he would've seen how wrong his paranoia wasComment: #geekissues
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#307236 (44/68) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Parsee> I don't know... Yuyuko, you were suggesting giving missiles as messages, right?
<Yuyuko> Yeah, you don't need an interpreter.
<Yuyuko> Everyone speaks missile.Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#309884 (72/128) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Mondale (~Mondale@CPE-120-148-236-70.hdqu1.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #fountain_pens
<kerin> sup, nerd
<Mondale> sup nerd
<kerin> punctuatin'
<kerin> to a limited extent
<kerin> you?
<Mondale> wtf does that mean
<kerin> it's a contraction of "punctuating"
<kerin> which means applying punctuation to sentences
<Mondale> why would you need to do that?
<kerin> "to a limited extent" indicates that this punctuation is incomplete
<Mondale> yes, but why
<kerin> because punctuation provides additional clarity when parsing sentences
<kerin> and my closing "you?" is digressing to inquire, out of politeness, about whatever tragically uninteresting bullshit you occupy your time with
<jrvc> OH BURN |
#310554 (110/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Elena> man, an ill-fitting nazi uniform is just a disgrace. like, if you're willing to shoulder all that comes with wearing a frickin nazi uniform, don't half-ass it
<Josh> What are you, some sort of Nazi nazi?
<Elena> yes
i will totally nazi how people nazi
<Josh> I did nazi that coming.
<Elena> alright, we've hit critical godwin, that's it, shut down everything |
#12298 (224/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex
<brokengolfclub> whichever I find first
<brokengolfclub> I found some crackers
<brokengolfclub> they didnt really satisfy me
<GreyWulfe> You where supposed to eat them.
<brokengolfclub> damn my roomates girlfriend smells good....... |
#13409 (163/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chow-BBL> fuck, i just realized how much i dislike eating pussy
<rtav> ChOwShAdY, I have to ask why you're trying to pleasure a woman...
<rtav> you need to tell her that were she meant to be pleasured, she'd be a man
<Spamalope> keep in mind how often rtav gets ass before you heed his advice pertaining to ladies.
<rtav> Spamalope, My advice is untainted by experience. |
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<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER
<lemmer> HOORAY
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, COOLZX... A GIRLFRIEND
<coolzx> NOW I HAVE 34
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, BENCO... A BOYFRIEND
<Benco> ^_^ |
#15000 (164/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
<ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire |
#16730 (266/504) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Pikachu has joined #Distro
<kurai> Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it.
<kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters.
<kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)...
<kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !"
<kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard.
<Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !!
<kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ?
<kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now.
*** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout)
<basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin' |
#16806 (165/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff...
<Zephyrr> So there.
<Undine> Fear Zephs mom.
<Undine> She does stuff. |
#18668 (223/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sabrina> she must have been special..
<Matt> well,I thought she was special, but then I realized she was just fuckng with my head and using me, and she didn't deserve to have me care about her
<Sabrina> awww :(
<Sabrina> girls suck, huh? ;)
<Matt> the best ones do... |
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