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#11700 (217/406) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of american TV he likes in japan.
<astroboy> he said full house.
<astroboy> I fear japan. |
#11705 (220/411) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT |
#11825 (158/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable? |
#104432 (88/160) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GregorR> Gregor's thought process: "I think I'll have a chicken sandwich. Mmm, I should grill some onions for that." *one chicken sandwich later* "Those grilled onions were the best part ... I think I'll just have some grilled onions" *one onion later* "I think I'll go breathe on a friend of mine." |
#123306 (136/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tenniru> I was scrolling in the high 500s and Comcast's organization skill is weird
<Tenniru> 503: porn
<Tenniru> 504: porn
<Tenniru> 505: Pink Floyd's "Dogs" on a constant loop
<Tenniru> 506: porn
<FireKing> alaoaaoal
<flamingspinach> lmao
<FireKing> what the hell kind of awesome channel is 505
<Tenniru> well at least it was one of their better songsComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
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#298101 (141/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<borg[of]nine> There is something so delightfully sinister about replying to online dating ads while you're taking a shit. |
#301188 (264/496) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Kirjava> it's not incest
<+Kirjava> our parents are divorced |
#301192 (383/727) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<colin> someone told me to take a box of kleenex when i went to auschwitz the first time
<colin> SEVEN HOURS i was there, and there was NOTHING worth jerking off toComment: irc.hardchats.com #gnaa
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#301289 (45/73) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JON> my g/f has a new friend. Cleverbot.com laaaaame =D
<KAT> I asked it: How should I lose weight?
<JON> Oh?
<KAT> And it responded with "With a chainsaw." |
#301318 (154/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Warrigal> I just realized that compilers reproduce asexually. This is possibly the most awesome moment of my life. |
#304297 (90/160) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+mu> also, stupid fucking british dating system
<+mu> it's 10/10/10
<+mu> not 10/10/10
<+mu> geeze
<+mu> !Comment: Posted 10/10/10
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#308723 (129/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally
<maki> all the weeaboos i would be around
<gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french
<maki> canadiansComment: #n
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#33896 (244/458) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<ZekeMacNeil> my dad just IMd me for the first time
<TribGuru> Zeke: "a/s/l son?"Comment: #fark on irvingnet
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#35718 (270/512) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Hossmann> school now
< Hossmann> later
-!- Hossmann is now known as Hossmann[zZzZ] |
#38173 (126/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Ozmo thinks half the sound effects in DBZ are done by shoving large stones up the rear ends of the voice actors and then telling them to try to get them out without using their hands...Comment: #anime-shack
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#38679 (170/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FiYoG> what network contains intelligent English-speaking people?
<Telexen> uh
<Telexen> ...you know this is IRC ... right?
<FiYoG> point taken
* drucifer cums on Telexen
<FiYoG> point proved |
#39171 (158/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<testing> asl
<Kangie> ?
<Kangie> no, 56k |
#39765 (128/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bball> it's for single computer geeks who live in their mom's basement eating hotpockets and Mountain Dew while whacking off to video games
* Lost buys it |
#42888 (163/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<crayola> so, my cousin was a friend's naughty box remover.
<crayola> they had a deal. When the friend died, my cousin would remove all traces of gayness from his house.
<crayola> his parents were to never know he was gay. (other than the fact that he didn't have a girlfriend, loved broadway musicals, and died of AIDS, I'm sure the plan worked perfectly.)
<crayola> In exchange for his role in this, my cousin was to take any Broadway mementos he wanted.
<crayola> he did. I swear, he lived off ebay profits for a year. |
#44352 (166/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jeriko> you know that community center down the street here in town?
<mattz> yes
<jeriko> they just started up a new small organization called People Helping Underpriverlaged Kids
<jeriko> i'm thinking of joining the lovely people at PHUK myself.
<mattz> lmao |
#46062 (161/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RHX> i did roleplay with someone once where I was the patient and she was the nurse
<RHX> she put me on a drip and left the room for 3 hours |
#49668 (219/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
ballplaya4537: holy shit dude
ballplaya4537: so my brother and i smoked up last night
ballplaya4537: and he was so high that he left all the weed on the kitchen table
ballplaya4537: and my dad found that, his bong, and his two bowls
cdawzrd: hahahahahaha
cdawzrd: sucks for him
ballplaya4537: no no no no, not that best part
ballplaya4537: so my dad knocks on his door(which is right across from mine)
ballplaya4537: and i hear if you ever do that again, you are out of the house and were not sending you to college
ballplaya4537: and then
ballplaya4537: about thirty seconds after:
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: dad just gave it back
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: do u wanna smoke tonightComment: on AIM
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#49777 (225/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<patchman> I'm so modest even my modesty is modest!
<patchman> wait, modest doesn't mean what I think it means
<patchman> I meant "awesome". |
#53147 (145/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fool|NO-HTTP> so...do you think i can get in trouble for this scheme:
<Fool|NO-HTTP> i can cancel pick 3 and pick 4 tickets
<Fool|NO-HTTP> and if i sell a $2 ticket there is a chance to instantly win $10
<Fool|NO-HTTP> so i can buy a bunch, and cancel all the non instant winners
<Fool|NO-HTTP> and make $8 per
<s4f3_m0d3> say hello to federal prison for me
<Fool|NO-HTTP> not federal
<Fool|NO-HTTP> it is a state lottery
<s4f3_m0d3> so state prison then
<Fool|NO-HTTP> if i messed with multistate lottery i may get federal issues
<Fool|NO-HTTP> but i fail to see what is illegal about it
<Fool|NO-HTTP> they just left a HUGE loophole
<Fool|NO-HTTP> buying tickets: legal
<Fool|NO-HTTP> canceling tickets: legal
<Fool|NO-HTTP> afk, cops are here
<s4f3_m0d3> afk for the next five to ten? |
#53148 (218/408) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<leif> last night, we were at WalMart, and this dude was playing the 360 demo station..
<leif> and we watched for a bit
<leif> he was getting his ass shot up
<leif> so Mike says "Let's go somewhere else, this guy fucking sucks"
<leif> the kid slammed the controller and stormed off with tears in his eyes
<leif> i was like.. "Sweet, now I can play" |
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