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#36815 (131/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I got banned for being norwegian once
<Rjx> say NO to .no |
#37991 (196/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VooDoo-chan> im sitting at home watching TV with my girlfriend, Amanda, last night... her daughter is sitting on the floor in front of us eating Jell-O... she asks me "Sean, what is Jell-O?" i look over at Amanda and she looks at me waiting for me to answer her daughter... i turn back to Tesley and tell her "Well, honey, Jell-O is made from Crushed Unicorns"...
<VooDoo-chan> whole lot of crying happened after that |
#39982 (161/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[JonnyS] anyone know if a stolen laptop is tracable if connectect to the internet?
[JonnyS] if i report my laptop being stolen, will the plice be able to find it?
[JonnyS] anyone want to buy a laptop? |
#40409 (168/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
elvira_> i told my psychiatrist that i was feeling suicidal, now he wants me to pay on a cash up front basis |
#41716 (153/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<johnnyque> am i your private secretary?
<diddy> well i didnt buy you those kneepads so you could go skateboarding |
#44068 (180/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xenophon> trying to redirect modules.php?name=Forums&whatever... to index.php?q=forum using mod_rewrite ; This is what I have, but doesn't seem to work:
<Toba82> nothing generally does not work.
<Xenophon> #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d #RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^name=Forums([^&]+)$ #RewriteRule modules.php index.php?q=forum [L]
<Toba82> hmmm....
<Toba82> the fact that it's all commented out may be affecting it
<Toba82> just a guessComment: #apache, EFNet
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#45135 (177/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
JonathanThompson: I made the statement several years ago that it was only a short time before Intel branched into heating/cooling for revenue, as a side-effect of their processors. Imagine: they could hook up 100 x86 processors under the floorboards of a home, and all you'd need is to run some computationally intensive software to heat the house and compute something: the cycles could be sold to some purpose, like routing the net... |
#47538 (230/432) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Nitrix) Anyone in here an avid reader?
(%Outlaw) yeah
(Nitrix) What do you read Outlaw
(%Outlaw) im lurking in about 11 channels, you?Comment: irc.zirc.org
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#49414 (203/379) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Wildfire: im going to have wet dreams about a big red ox tonight
Daemonus: .......what
Wildfire: box
Wildfire: BOXComment: Reasons not to brag about your new PC case
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#49707 (266/502) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lokwade> anyone knows a mathematical function i can use to move a decimal point by 1 to the left??
<lokwade> example 2.03 result = 20.3
<Rewt[w]> just multiply it by 10
<Rewt[w]> 2.03 * 10 = 20.3
<lokwade> eerrr oohh yeah!...dang!Comment: #phphelp
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#50350 (193/361) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit! |
#51074 (172/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* wiskic10_4[work] (wiskic10_4@3D6FCCD7.1FA7CA99.E878EC9B.IP) has joined #lobby
<wiskic10_4[work]> you'll never guess where I am...
<wiskic10_4[work]> oh.
<wiskic10_4[work]> damn.
<wiskic10_4[work]> stupid auto-nick...Comment: #lobby on Unerror
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#53567 (149/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dban> so i just saw a commercial for some company that helps people file for bankruptcy (no money down!)
<dban> and i'm thinking, yeah, great idea
<dban> but don't be surprised if you have trouble getting them to pay you |
#53682 (215/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Book> Heh, I fell asleep on my keyboard,
<Book> when I woke up notepad was open with a few pages of 'Z's written in it. |
#54161 (234/440) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<crunchy_dave> hey man
<crunchy_dave> were u hangin out with jonno today?
<Battleaxze> ya rly
<crunchy_dave> dude you say that to everything
<crunchy_dave> if you couldn't say 'ya rly' all day your head would explode
<Battleaxze> what!
<Battleaxze> I have so much willpower it oozes out
<crunchy_dave> convince me.
<Battleaxze> OK, how about this:
<Battleaxze> if I say 'ya rly' again in the next 24 hours i'll give you ten bucks Tuesday
<crunchy_dave> o rly?
<Battleaxze> ya rl-- STFU |
#56905 (239/449) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrMiyagi> Do I seem gay to you?
<Jenna> no, vince..why?
<MrMiyagi> Well..I was watching pro wrestling and..I'm not talking like full fledged boner or nothin but.. |
#57624 (199/371) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money to pay for it right away
<Teepo_> and without thinking.. i went online to try to buy money
<Teepo_> i was like. WTF.. this isn't an online game
<Teepo_> this is real life |
#61211 (208/390) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@TheOracle> the top reason I like alcoholic investors, they cant remember if they wrote the check or not so they keep writing more |
#62316 (210/394) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> greatest feeling on earth: being pissed off because you dont have any cigs, then reaching for your wallet to see how much cash you have and finding out that you have a pack of cigs in your back pocket ^_^
(... a few seconds later...)
<Trinexx> AH GOD DAMNIT THEY'RE ALL BROKEN |
#34396 (200/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<terra> I'm speaking UTF-8, fag.
<Daidoji> more like WTF-M8 |
#34529 (251/475) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kenn> This one girl... she asked me what brand my PC was
<Kenn> when she saw it
<Kenn> and I'm like, it's custom, I built it
<Kenn> she didn't believe me
<Kenn> and when she finally did
<Kenn> She called me a computer geekComment: #geekissues
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#34871 (217/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* MoTT sets mode: +v system
<+system> whats up with my leet + thingy
<@MoTT> people with +v are marked for sacrifice
<+system> :(
<+system> shat |
#35284 (239/451) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(~mrWoot) I wonder what chairs think all day. Oh shit, here comes another asshole!Comment: #talk on LCIRC.net
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#39284 (192/358) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mkat> o.o
<mkat> wtf
<mkat> I'm wireless
<mkat> XD
<mkat> I am teh wirelessseeee!
<mkat> as in
<mkat> NO WIRES
<mkat> XD
<mkat> Boy these orinoco cards kick some ass
<mkat> I'm all the way across the street
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#39802 (162/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jo> fiendish....
<jo> u have never been a pain in my ass
<jo> just so ya know
<Telnus> cuz his weenie's too small to be a pain
* Telnus rimshot!
<jo> how do u know?
<Telnus> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER |
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