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#25168 (162/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile |
#25662 (210/392) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GM-Bot> What country is directly north of the continental United States?
<Fekko> cnanda
<vperez> canad
<Niftoria> canadarComment: (While playing a stupid trivia game)
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#28864 (218/408) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* lemming almost ejaculates
* lemming rolls on the floor moaning
<[Bond]> 0.o
<Yumi_Saotome> thats too much info right there
<[Bond]> not for me, send pics |
#30684 (228/428) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
jwz: this mighty hunter is now going to go bring down a wild sandwich |
#31273 (241/453) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM
Heywire22: Fuck
Heywire22: Wrong fucking window
Heywire22: Shit shit shit
Frusciante 36: jesus
Frusciante 36: who you talking to?! |
#32198 (224/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
RyanIsL33T: HAHAAH
RyanIsL33T: HALF TIME SHOW
RyanIsL33T: JANET JACKSONS BOOB FELL OUT
SpAz0Licious: WHAT
SpAz0Licious: BULLSHIT
SpAz0Licious: WHEN
RyanIsL33T: AT THE END OF THE SHOW
SpAz0Licious: DID YOU GET A PIC?
RyanIsL33T: NO
SpAz0Licious: DAMNIT
SpAz0Licious: its gonna be all over the net in like 10 minutes anyway
RyanIsL33T: yeah
10 minutes later:
SpAz0Licious: http://66.98.142.98/~volume/janet/JANETSBOOB.jpg
SpAz0Licious: HAHAHA
SpAz0Licious: I TOLD YOU 10 MINUTES
RyanIsL33T: ROFL |
#32415 (269/509) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Raist> anyway.. gotta go to the vet
<Raist> see whats up with my dong's eye
<Raist> er
<somniloquy> O_O
<Raist> X.x
<Raist> dog |
#137029 (271/513) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[+PN] I tend to have my arms pointing like 30 degrees behind me when im running
[+PN] And stick to my toes.
[+PN] Not using full foot.
[%rammy] so like a fairy? |
#296752 (185/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Heratique: i should go to bed
Heratique: goddammit I lack even the motivation to sleep!
Yuzaan: wow
Yuzaan: my kinda woman |
#302296 (189/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
James: i just suggested to evan that we stand up a VM in our vSphere infrastructure running MS-DOS 6.22
James: copy a few select files to it
James: and create this as autoexec.bat:
James: c:\doom\doom.exe
James: DOOM in vsphere. win.
Jordan: hahahaha
Jordan: cloud computing doom?
James: exactly
Jordan: I knew this is exactly what university server admins do with their time |
#310896 (30/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Rjx> the thing that bothers me most is the question mark
<+Thero> ? |
#311061 (39/55) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KateLibby> and no, im not iliterate, my parents were married |
#1844 (177/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real picture"
<c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that |
#3275 (189/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems |
#3689 (184/343) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties. |
#7072 (142/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work.. |
#7160 (169/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate |
#7283 (155/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzy ) you need to pay more attention at school |
#7427 (153/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think
<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done. |
#8113 (181/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<q> well, not really. i don't like wearing clothes because i really just rather be baked.
<q> and by baked, and mean, naked.
<q> and by "and mean", i mean "i mean" |
#8845 (159/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes
<Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded
<Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations! do not stifle it's creativity |
#10185 (162/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work
<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry |
#11122 (194/361) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Super_User_2> the very first time I practiced driving I scared the shit
out of my dad. It was a manual transmission truck. I had it in first and
tired to shift, but the timing on the clutch was fucked up and it just
spun, but the pedal was lighter then I thought and I floored it. The
truck sounded like it was doing 90 and my nervous laugh sounded maniacal.
He just screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!" as we moved about 1/2 mile an hour...
he drove home. |
#35101 (315/599) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
IQphat: you should see kill bill 2, it's great
eaglfan2021052: i was waitin for 2 to come out
eaglfan2021052: on DVD
eaglfan2021052: so i can watch em together
eaglfan2021052: and get it cheaper
eaglfan2021052: cuz im a jew
IQphat: I just downloaded it
IQphat: because I'm a jew with DSL
eaglfan2021052: word. |
#36173 (107/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kpt> any Java coders in the house? I have a question about recursion
<danamania> kpt: ask kpt when she gets back in |
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