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#55082 (184/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fizzer> and we had to put condoms on the boys bananas
<fizzer> and there were too many girls in my class, so it was me and another girl with Luke
<fizzer> and he was mighty embarrassed
<koshua> Were the guys given half a nectarine and told to find the clitoris?Comment: Sex Ed, Ozzie style
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#59651 (278/524) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<qozi> Mmkay. Let this be a lesson to ya all
<qozi> getting piss drunk and playing with the flyback on a CRT is NOT the way to a "fun night".
<qozi> Although it is entirely entertaining to see people getting eletrozapped with enough force to clear several meters backwards
<qozi> such is NOT entertaining when it's your turn and you happen to be the only one bare-footed standing on wet grass outside.
<qozi> On the positive side, ether my body is still in shock, or running 20kVolts across your skin is a good way to prevent handovers, although my feet are still completly numb and unresponsive this wonderful morning.Comment: Aftermath of a party at the electronics repair shop
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#60481 (199/371) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tycho> This game has RABID NERDS. SCARY!
<Rickton> heh
<Rickton> The Nerd's attack should be something like
<Rickton> "He engages you in a discussion about the relative merits of Star Trek and Star Wars."
<Rickton> "Your brain bleeds."Comment: #xenos on irc.uplinklabs.net
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#70953 (285/537) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can actually decipher
<Rjx> i think a lot of this is going to remain a mystery forever
<Rjx> "She might not be a slut. Maybe she just fell down a naked man mountain and forgot to close her legs before she hit the ground."Comment: #geekissues
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#16409 (171/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world" |
#16757 (204/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.
{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
{SoCK} url? |
#17452 (171/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that?
<jud_> pervs
<zapp> i do
<zapp> oops
<zapp> oh damn. |
#18763 (180/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<drunkers> how do i know its you WILL? how many fingers am i holding up?
<WiLLWorKN> 4 drunker.. not including the one in your a$$
<drunkers> its will |
#19407 (172/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[igossip] <Xyzzy@Frontiers> antiterrorism training 101: in each of the following situations, think of what choices the hero of an action movie would make, and dont do that |
#22719 (178/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
marty> So, what happened, did you date her? What was she like...
deathcubek> Let me put it this way. She was like an RPG.
marty> I dont get it.
deathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of monsters. |
#24427 (201/373) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pornosaur> I remember a girl showing me her boobs in kindergarten
<aeonite> Um
<aeonite> girls in kindergarten don't have boobs.
<Pornosaur> yeah tell me about it |
#25179 (186/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less} |
#29444 (229/429) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently? |
#29454 (188/350) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay
<jeebas> err bids |
#32804 (239/447) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HelloKit> can anybody tell me why men find it necessary to do things like deliberately farting on the dog?!
<Steven> because they'd be killed if they did on their wife ?? |
#32928 (206/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius> anyone know a nice way to tell someone to shut the fuck up? |
#33223 (193/359) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<g6|agbd|kma> sure, he's innocent on all charges, didn't you know that?
<g6|agbd|kma> I mean, the httpd logs show him logging as phpbb admin
<g6|agbd|kma> then backing up the forums
<g6|agbd|kma> then douching them, all from his ip
<g6|agbd|kma> so it MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE |
#13065 (176/327) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com
<Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/sysreq.asp
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> PRON HEAD
<Rice_Boy> my bad
<Rice_Boy> damn |
#13570 (177/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @ |
#14352 (195/363) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds.
<malcolm> ghost popcorn |
#16088 (180/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning
<wjr> oh?
<rsb> a dirty bum
<rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile
<wjr> ah yes
<rsb> he asked me for money
<rsb> and
<rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on |
#18423 (189/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BeRsErK> omfg
<BeRsErK> this sucks
<PROXI> what now BeRsErK
<jitspoe> BeRsErK found a vacuum cleaner :) |
#19976 (193/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Technogeek> I've had to akick Bruce five times now.
<Technogeek> I feel like I'm playing whack-a-mole over IRC. |
#22005 (207/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wan1234> is it possible cd rom can read dvd?
<wan1234> can cd rom read dvd
<wan1234> can cd rom read dvd?
<@URLofLocksley> wan1234: No.
<DaDuck> wan1234, only after its sprinkled with magic pixie dust
<slideshow> wan1234 yes it can, but you have to leave chat to make it work properly
<wan1234> but my friend told me that it can be done by flashing the cdrom bios
<Splodge`> You could always take the motor, circuitry and laser from a dvd drive and put it into a cd-rom.....
<Splodge`> Your friend is a dork wan1234
<DaDuck> lol Splodge`
<DaDuck> magic pixie dust is simpler
<Splodge`> pixie dust is region coded
<slideshow> lol
<slideshow> you can get a pixie dust crack though
<wan1234> ooo
<wan1234> where i can can get that?
<Splodge`> hahaha |
#24228 (242/456) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GodOfHellFire> they banned me from paintball, something about bringing real guns |
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