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<Sparky> My new years resolution is 1280x1024. |
#11281 (170/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ouroboros> I think the downfall of the Roman Empire was caused by something similar to IRC.
<Ouroboros> The Roman equivilent of a lawless, perverted group of weirdos, if you will. |
#34068 (233/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> hmmm
<IceWizard> i cant figure out this..
<IceWizard> im supposed to set my clocks back 1 hour
<IceWizard> so how can I make my vcr start flashing 11:00 instead of 12:00? |
#34585 (260/486) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@septor) I should play some splinter cell pt now
(@Galaddin) wtf? just checked the top 40 for this weeks pop songs, it's like exactly the same as when i checked 3 months ago
(@septor) bash.org mods probably run the listComment: So true
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#35680 (218/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jaime> I'll think of you when I'm lounging around in boxers eating cereal out of a box at ten in the morning and watching cartoons
<Jaime> did I say cartoons?
<Jaime> I meant porn |
#38325 (126/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jase> hey, its cal ripkin with the osbornes! LOLOLOLOL
<El-Grande> what exactly does that acronym stand for, jase
<Maurs> that's somebody laughing out loud in a cave |
#40749 (103/185) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lonely_soul> Lol my little cousin,went on the pc one day,and he decided to type in his moms name,and a porn site came up, lol and he's like MOM! why do you have these pictures on here,and shes like thats not mine! and hes like well it says its your site,its your name.:P lol he still thinks its hers.
<Hurricane> Whats her name? |
#43506 (158/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dracos> Education levels by vocabulary:
<Dracos> Drop out: Dude, this is like, watch my hands!
<Dracos> High school: Using this technique, I can accomplish something.
<Dracos> Undergraduate: Understanding this paradigm, I can accomplish more.
<Dracos> Graduate: Defining a paradigm, we can see that this subtree of technique and method becomes more clear.
<Dracos> Doctorate/Post-Doctorate: Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm. |
#44446 (161/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make food and burn the house down
<Imitarate> cereal can be complicated |
#44921 (161/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tinou> i need find a root pass over ssh protocol
<tinou> to get access on my school network
<@Phlip> There's a couple of ways to get the root pass
<@Phlip> (1) Have someone who knows it tell it to you
<@Phlip> Ok, I lied, there's only one wayComment: # on FreeNode
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#45504 (171/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<X-PiZeR> thy want me to say how my com skills were improved by my work placement
<X-PiZeR> i really dont know how to start talking about comunication skills ... :(
<Darien> I hope you see the irony in that statement |
#51129 (203/375) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
([LH]Neil|Work) the worst thing about audio programming: the possibility of deafening yourself
([LH]Neil|Work) just got a 440Hz tone at pretty much full volume from my headphones
([LH]Neil|Work) my ears are ringing now
(Silex) you got an A for that
(Silex) ;) |
#53028 (288/538) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fr_gment> better !pout !cry
<fr_gment> better watchout
<fr_gment> lpr why
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole >town
<fr_gment> cat /etc/passwd >list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<fr_gment> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole > town
<fr_gment> who | grep sleeping
<fr_gment> who | grep awake
<fr_gment> who | egrep 'bad|good'
<fr_gment> for (goodness sake) {
<fr_gment> be good
<fr_gment> } |
#53548 (210/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Baku_Kui has joined
<beoba> DO BOOBS SMELL?
<Baku_Kui> you ever suspect that you walked into a room at exactly the wrong momment?
<Baku_Kui> I have a strange feeling like that just now. |
#55926 (159/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here.
<SquidDNA> what's going on here, eTom?
<eTombotron> i'm not sure. |
#58058 (193/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Clipse> J_0(t)
<RuneCaster> ...
<Clipse> that's a function, not a smiley
<RuneCaster> Is that an equation or an emote? -.-
<Clipse> ;p
<RuneCaster> ok just checking
<RuneCaster> For a moment it sort of looked like a "Unimpressed because my left ear and part of my head were bitten off" face |
#59529 (249/463) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ArchPlan> I'm expecting an onslaught of malware to my company's network this week... we're temporarily disabling the firewall.
<ArchPlan> alot of malware may already be dormant on the company's machines, but then again, some new stuff might come as well
<fr_gment> So why not install some sort of warning system, by hanging out lanterns:
<fr_gment> One if by LAN, Two if by C:\ |
#61462 (232/432) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@b) core, do you live in germany or austria
(+core) why do you ask?
(@b) I was wondering if my arm was rubber, how far it would need to stretch to punch you in the face |
#68581 (170/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ibiwan> skype to the rescue
<ibiwan> the one time I let myself bring the iBook in the restroom with me
<ibiwan> there's no TP
<ibiwan> so I call my gf on skype...
<ibiwan> and she brings a roll upstairs! |
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<Swisho> sometimes when i see handicapped people with their hands in a really awkward position
<Swisho> it helps to think of them like they were holding a guitar
<Swisho> rocking the fuck out |
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<@BalefireX> you guys ever get into the typing zone?
<@BalefireX> where you can just close your eyes and type really fast without making any mistakes?
<+Spexor> yeah
<+Spexor> i have
<@BalefireX> its pretty fucking awesome
<+Spexor> isn't it?
<+Spexor> it rocks when your doing a paper and you get into the zone
<@BalefireX> eh
<@BalefireX> thats a waste of the zone
<@BalefireX> IRC arguments is what its all about
<@BalefireX> half of winning an irc argument is being able to type faster and more competently than the opposition
<@BalefireX> the other half is the @ before your nameComment: #gideontech
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#34680 (231/431) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Jackb> LEXMARK SUCKS
<@Zero> no
<@Zero> i have a lexmark and it rocks
<@Zero> except when it freezes
<@Zero> and prints wrong
<@Zero> and gives errors
<@Zero> and makes me reboot
<@Zero> and locks up when turning it on
<@Zero> and eats up the ink
<@Zero> other then that
<@Zero> LEXMARK ROCKS |
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<PsykoSmily> there is nothing worse than being freshly showered... then sneezing all over yourself. |
#37866 (138/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives
<_Goofyman> I have a question
<_Goofyman> What kind of shit quality are these things?
<PPM> Well, certain people need to buy knives in bulk for cheap.
<PPM> Like ninjas. |
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<trekkeriii> anyone here?
<typobox43> My availability is inversely related to the toughness of your question. |
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